The Joke Thread - Try and make it funny, eh?

[masaz]

there was a cowboy got stopped by the cops wearing paper trousers and shirt. he was charged with rustling

That fucking slayed me and I dunno why

 

[pinkpapaver]

^ paul mc cartney is also a cunt. a greedy cunt. over the festive season i couldn't help but notice how many christmas songs he has had out. he is a greedy cunt. and that's snow joke

 

[farmaz]

ED forum...............nuff said

 

[StrutterGear]

ED forum...............nuff said

 

[farmaz]

you got SWIM for that gif?.......maybe even that whore "molly"


Anyway what you keep spending your time on EADD for when you have work to do over on ED, giving advice & edit posts on how to "roll harda bro at a dub step concert" & all that stuff E.D. is famous for

 

[StrutterGear]

you got SWIM for that gif?.......maybe even that whore "molly"


Anyway what you keep spending your time on EADD for when you have work to do over on ED, giving advice & edit posts on how to "roll harda bro at a dub step concert" & all that stuff E.D. is famous for

If I spent any more time a day policing that forum I'd never leave my laptop. I prefer the company here. I've been limiting the threads like that at least.

 

[masaz]

^ I think this is a great time to point out that your name is really fun to say.


And yes I'm bored why do you ask

 

[maxalfie]

My next door neighbour is very shy and reserved even the fish is his garden pond are Koi.

 

[furrball]

How many potatoes does it take to kill an irishman ?


None..

 

[farmaz]

how many potatoes does it take to kill an irishman ?


None..

lmfao

 

[furrball]

You say Jesus fed 5000 people ?
Thats nothing, hitler made 6 million Jews toast...

 

[farmaz]

You say Jesus fed 5000 people ?
Thats nothing, hitler made 6 million Jews toast...

Wait till SHM or sam the grim face reads that..............I find it damn funny but on EADD stuff about Jew's don't go down to well, trust me on that one.

 

[jancrow]

^The only times I've seen it causing problems recently has been either holocaust denial or mentioning the Protocols Of The Elders of Zion as though they were an actual real thing. I might have missed some but I can't see a huge agenda anywhere.

 

[furrball]

Wait till SHM or sam the grim face reads that..............I find it damn funny but on EADD stuff about Jew's don't go down to well, trust me on that one.

Nah, I'm allowed to make jokes about English, Irish, Portuguese, Prods, Catholics and Jews.
Benefits of being a mongrel.

 

[furrball]

Oh, and Baldies..

 

[parttime crackhead]

Wait till SHM or sam the grim face reads that..............I find it damn funny but on EADD stuff about Jew's don't go down to well, trust me on that one.

 

[maxalfie]

It is very important to treat a woman with the respect it deserves.

 

[tekkeN]

Anyone want to hear a joke about pizza?


Nevermind it's too cheesy
















































...sorry

 

[strungout2010]

what keeps Dracula's wife awake at night ?


His Coffin.....

 

[koneko]

what keeps Dracula's wife awake at night ?


His Coffin.....

I always keep your jokes for my last click - you always delivery a quality chuckle!



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