bogman
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Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?
I wouldn't pay €200 to have a lentil on my face.
I wouldn't pay €200 to have a lentil on my face.
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bogman
Bluelighter
Steven Hawking came back from his first date in 10 years.
His glasses were smashed, he had a broken wrist, twisted ankle and grazed knees.
Apparently she stood him up.
His glasses were smashed, he had a broken wrist, twisted ankle and grazed knees.
Apparently she stood him up.
bogman
Bluelighter
A man goes to the doctor and says: 'Doctor, there's a piece of lettuce sticking out of my arse.'
The doctor asks him to drop his trousers and examines him.
The man asks: 'Is it serious, doctor?'
The doctor replies: 'I'm sorry to tell you, but this is just the tip of the iceberg.'
The doctor asks him to drop his trousers and examines him.
The man asks: 'Is it serious, doctor?'
The doctor replies: 'I'm sorry to tell you, but this is just the tip of the iceberg.'