The Joke Thread - Try and make it funny, eh?

[Shambles]

^ Hahahahahahahahaha!

 

[pinkpapaver]

Tesco burger problem has now been sorted . Fresh new stock will be in store today at 10 to 1 !

 

[Kronos]

Good thing about these horse puns is it's stopped all the sick Jimmy Saddle jokes

 

[knock]

you wanting a ban yourself?

 

[jancrow]

Ooh, name change, very nice, although you do know we'll have to shorten it somehow now as a nickname... kno maybe?

 

[pinkpapaver]

even shorter: no

 

[StoneHappyMonday]

I prefer Kock.

There, can't see how that could possibly be taken out of context.

 

[StoneHappyMonday]

New triple points club card offer from Tesco next week on burgers and petrol.

It's called "Only fuels and horses"

I thought things were a bit slow tonight...

 

[knock]

I prefer Kock.

There, can't see how that could possibly be taken out of context.

For you my love I'll answer to anything.

 

[badandwicked]

I tried scraping the ice off my windscreen this morning using my B&Q discount card. Didn't really work though, it only got 10% off.

 

[jancrow]

I like the binary one. In a similar vein.... To understand recursion, one must first understand recursion.

edit: Also, the B&Q one, I will steal that.

 

[pinkpapaver]

New triple points club card offer from Tesco next week on burgers and petrol.

It's called "Only fuels and horses"

I thought things were a bit slow tonight...

i love that one ...pinch-ed

 

[pinkpapaver]

^ Lol liked the recursion joke... Used to have a few smart-arsey ones from my Philosophy undergrad days/drinking games but I took way too much Ecstasy to be reasonably expected to remember any of them.

However:

Why was the Greek dramatist found running through the streets, trouserless, and arrested for indecent exposure? Because Euripedes.

Man that has to be the worst one yet...

think i need my brother to explain that one

 

[mydrugbuddy]

I had the best duckdo of my life last night.

 

[mydrugbuddy]

no one gonna give me my Q ?

 

[Shambles]

Okay: If that was your best duckdo what was your worst?

 

[mydrugbuddy]

lol, thats not the line i needed feeding

 

[Shambles]

I'll try again then

Has your duckdo been steadily improving or was this an unusually good one?

 

[mydrugbuddy]

Arent you curious what a duck do is, dont you want to ask what's a duck do ?

someone must want to know whats a duck do ?

 

[Shambles]

Not really. My duckdo has been getting along fine for years now but has never been overly impressive hence asking you about the quality increase. What should I do with my duckdo to make it as impressive as yours?