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Post your drunken apologies here

katmeow said:
I'm sorry to the people at Jazz in the domain who got wet when I accidentally set the sprinkler off.

I'm sorry to the bartenders for continuing to drink for another hour after you told me it was my last drink of the night.

I'm sorry again for "misplacing" the clip that was holding the menu up.

I'm sorry to up all night for refusing to stop taking photos of you until you smiled.

I'm sorry to the staff at Hungry Jacks who I held up while I was begging people for money so I could get cheese on my burger.

I'm sorry moe for taking you to strange clubs on Oxford street on your first night out in Sydney.


I'm also wondering... can anyone who was with me last night tell me why I had a reminder in my phone that said Man Cower Axalotles?

Thank you for an awesome birthday night out ;)
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lol...I'm sorry I missed it... :)
 
kat: hmm .. if you had predictive text and missed a 1, a space and the 6 key it means: man power cock mules

dont worry, happens to me all the time
 
I forgive you, kat. ;) I hate when people tell me to smile! It makes me want to frown. Hence our dilemma.

I'm sorry for wanting to steal Chaos Butterfly's boyfriend! I thought he was awesome! If only he wasn't gay. :( ;)
 
^^I concur! He is yummy. Definately a big tick from me CB.


I apologise for not being drunk. Everyone else over here right now is drinking and I'm too sick to drink. So I apologise.
 
[QUOTE='lil leecie]^^I concur! He is yummy. Definately a big tick from me CB.


I apologise for not being drunk. Everyone else over here right now is drinking and I'm too sick to drink. So I apologise.[/QUOTE]

They were drinking water and OJ, I was the only one drinking beer. :)
 
im sorry for taking the girls i work with to A Bar Called Barry and getting them SO SO So blind drunk in two hours it made them all spew...in the bar...

Poor lil kittens...
 
I'm sorry to my friends girlfriend , in which her apartment floor got flooded with potato cake and beer vomit after I made my friend that clearly made out he had had enough skull another bottle of carlton cold!
P.s. sorry for making my friend mop up the vomit with his jumper!!
 
right. it's been a while since i've been in here...


okay.... lets go..

i'm sorry to the chick i picked up in a pub who gave me a blowjob whilst we were both standing (or kneeling, in her case) in horse manure, without realising it..

i'm sorry for calling one of the girls at work a mole, during my work christmas party..

i'm sorry to my mates mum for knocking her wine glass across the room..

i'm sorry to my mates parents for having the heat bag my mate threw at me break all over my back and spray all over their brand new 42" plazma..

i'm sorry to my friend for accidentally using her ensuite, then not being able to find the way out through the wall.. (yay for valium!!)

i'm sorry to the guy at 7-11 who had to help me cook my chicken hero cause i was too drunk to:
  • a) open the packet
  • b) operate the microwave

i'm sorry to my housemate for scaring the shit out of her, after mistaking her room for the toilet, then realising, but trying to exit the room via the wardrobe, then finding it all too much trouble, assumed her bed was my own and just crashed out and started snoring...



all these and many more are reasons for me to stop drinking..
 
muzby said:
i'm sorry to my friend for accidentally using her ensuite, then not being able to find the way out through the wall.. (yay for valium!!)

i'm sorry to my housemate for scaring the shit out of her, after mistaking her room for the toilet, then realising, but trying to exit the room via the wardrobe, then finding it all too much trouble, assumed her bed was my own and just crashed out and started snoring...
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LMAO =D

muzby said:
all these and many more are reasons for me to stop drinking..
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Quite the contrary, it sounds like you've nearly gotten the hang of it :)
 
I apoligise to Muzby's House mate. I can't really remember what I did that was so bad, but I'm fatz and that's bad enough :(... hehe

I'm sorry to Muzbys housemates friend. In my and muzbys' defence she DID say she could take ANYTHING I throw at her, she DID say that she could drink us under the table...

She couldn't handle what I was saying and cracked it many times... Then She weaked out on us and left early after a Girl on Girl fist fight occoured :P hehe...

All in all good night though :D

P.S And if there's anything else that I did... I'm really really really sorry
 
i'm sorry to the family with young children next to us camping this weekend who had to put up with 6 of us being loud and drunken and stoned and telllin inappropriate stories and generally being unruly until the early hours of the morning when they were trying to sleep.



i take it back. your kids are fucking loud at 6 in the morning.
 
I'd like to apologise to my friend Pam for having to listen to me dribble a lot of shit about stuff last night. Thanks for listening :)

And the same goes for Zephyr :) <3
 
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i'm sorry to the people in my apartment block for the party i held last week..

i'm sorry to the beagle puppy i fed beer (but he enjoyed it!!)

i'm sorry to my housemate for dropping a beer..

i'm sorry to my liver for drinking a case of beer and half a bottle of vodka..

i'm sorry to iamtha1 for having a go at her (yay for obnoxious muzby ;) )

i'm sorry to fatz for replying to his message from asha, and telling her to fuck off..

i'm sorry to everyone who was hungry for the fact that it took me 15 minutes to start the bbq..

hmmm.. what else... sorry to my hat for deecee throwing it in the fountain.. :(
 
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