i'm sorry for heading to the toilet in a bar in the city, and then ending up in toorak.
i'm sorry for playing the pointing game on random strangers.
i'm sorry for pissing in the corridor on the 30th floor of the grand hyatt in melbourne
i was out with a mate one night who had a girlfriend who had another girl hit on him. i had three options...
1 - throw myself on the grenade and pick her up myself
2 - remind him he had a girlfriend..
3 - wait till they started kissing, and then run off, leaving my mate all worried cause he was staying at my place..
i'm sorry for choosing option 3...
i'm sorry for spiking my mates beer with a pill one night (well, i'm not sorry.. paybacks a bitch!)
i'm sorry for suggesting acid whilst drunk at raz's housewarming
i'm sorry for a random guy for stealing his sailor hat one night
i'm sorry to everyone on the snow trip for keeping them up at night
i'm sorry to the guys that i kicked out of their cab cause i needed one..
i'm sorry to the cabdriver who's back seat i ripped out cause i thought my money had fallen down there..
i'm sorry to the cab-booking lady who i argued with pointing out that i was the most distinguishing landmark on the corner.
i'm sorry to little muzby for picking up some skanky chicks during my june bender
i'm sorry to those around me who have experienced obnoxious muzby...