I Ismene Bluelighter Joined Jun 17, 2005 Messages 13,158 Jun 6, 2010 #121 I am chinese and wish your support
Cornishman Bluelighter Joined Jan 21, 2008 Messages 9,386 Location Vigorously wiping the dust off dustbins. Jun 22, 2010 #122 Why did the cats home get closed down? Because of 'meow meow'.
captain codshit Bluelighter Joined Nov 17, 2008 Messages 4,647 Location UK Jun 23, 2010 #123 ^ Epic!!!
jancrow Bluelighter Joined Jun 2, 2009 Messages 6,213 Location Wisbechistan Jun 23, 2010 #124 wahey, nice to see this coming back, I've been racking my brains for puns the last couple of days but totally dry.
wahey, nice to see this coming back, I've been racking my brains for puns the last couple of days but totally dry.
S swanhaggisman Bluelighter Joined Jan 14, 2005 Messages 374 Location Top of The Town Jun 24, 2010 #125 What does a Yorkshireman say when he sees a pill next to a stick of Wrigleys? E by gum.
jancrow Bluelighter Joined Jun 2, 2009 Messages 6,213 Location Wisbechistan Jun 24, 2010 #126 Q: What kind of nightcap will stop you from sleeping? A: Whizzkey
jancrow Bluelighter Joined Jun 2, 2009 Messages 6,213 Location Wisbechistan Jul 29, 2010 #127 Q: What game of skill and nerves can you play with a pile of shit-filled bottles? A: Jenk-ga
discopupils Bluelighter Joined May 5, 2008 Messages 2,351 Location North East Jul 29, 2010 #128 Lawrence Flephedrone Bowen. It's not even a joke, it just keeps popping up in my head.
jancrow Bluelighter Joined Jun 2, 2009 Messages 6,213 Location Wisbechistan Jul 30, 2010 #129 Q: Which Irish comedian is best taken in small intravenous doses? A: Spike Milligram
Cornishman Bluelighter Joined Jan 21, 2008 Messages 9,386 Location Vigorously wiping the dust off dustbins. Jul 31, 2010 #130 ^^^ Now that's brilliant.
Cornishman Bluelighter Joined Jan 21, 2008 Messages 9,386 Location Vigorously wiping the dust off dustbins. Aug 4, 2010 #131 Q: What drug is responsible for tweaking out all the somerset yokels? A: Bristol meth
fastandbulbous Bluelight Crew Joined Jul 29, 2004 Messages 21,332 Location that rainy little island off europe Aug 27, 2010 #132 Not a joke, but to do with wordplay. I find it weird that the drug that causes most people to become less violent, hashish has the same origin as the word assassin
Not a joke, but to do with wordplay. I find it weird that the drug that causes most people to become less violent, hashish has the same origin as the word assassin
F foal Greenlighter Joined Jul 15, 2010 Messages 5 Aug 27, 2010 #133 Q: Why is it impossible to keep pain relief medication around in the jungle? NSFW: A: 'Cos the paracetamol. Me > Coat > Getting.
Q: Why is it impossible to keep pain relief medication around in the jungle? NSFW: A: 'Cos the paracetamol. Me > Coat > Getting.
jancrow Bluelighter Joined Jun 2, 2009 Messages 6,213 Location Wisbechistan Aug 27, 2010 #134 ^ super. That golden oldie is what inspired this thread in the first place.
F foal Greenlighter Joined Jul 15, 2010 Messages 5 Aug 27, 2010 #135 Q: What's a Geordie tokers preferred method of transport? NSFW: The canny-bus.
jancrow Bluelighter Joined Jun 2, 2009 Messages 6,213 Location Wisbechistan Aug 27, 2010 #136 that's the spirit
fastandbulbous Bluelight Crew Joined Jul 29, 2004 Messages 21,332 Location that rainy little island off europe Aug 27, 2010 #137 ^ is it (lets out audible groan )
Top_Cat Bluelighter Joined Jun 6, 2010 Messages 155 Location Ed, Scotand Aug 28, 2010 #138 this one's from my days in primary school, such innocent days... What were Princess Diana's favourite drugs? NSFW: Speed & Smack
this one's from my days in primary school, such innocent days... What were Princess Diana's favourite drugs? NSFW: Speed & Smack
felix Bluelight Crew Joined Apr 30, 2005 Messages 38,248 Location ❎ Scotland ❎ Aug 28, 2010 #139 lol. :D now, get back in your wheeliebin.
watsons torment Bluelight Crew Joined Mar 14, 2009 Messages 4,129 Aug 28, 2010 #140 what do you get if you wrap 2C-E, 2C-P and 2C-I in pastry and put it in the oven? NSFW: 2C-PIE