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Poor quality jokes contrived around drug related puns

My cousin was a genius and he had absolutely no trouble completing any given task. Unfortunately he was also a thief.

Regularly stealing ecstasy pills from his family, he got caught one day.....

When the police asked him how he managed to commit such heinous crimes. He replied:
NSFW:
'I did it with relatives E's'.
 
One for four years time. Maybe.

Why was the druggy student pissed off with his school?

Because the headmaster wouldn't give him his EBacc.
 
Cornishman said:
My cousin was a genius and he had absolutely no trouble completing any given task. Unfortunately he was also a thief.

Regularly stealing ecstasy pills from his family, he got caught one day.....

When the police asked him how he managed to commit such heinous crimes. He replied:
NSFW:
'I did it with relatives E's'.
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AHaha, love this Cornishman!
 
School girl Megan Stammers and Jeremy Forrest have been spotted in a bar in France necking whisky,

He was sipping Glenfiddich and she was swallowing teachers.
 
Difference between an alcoholic and crackhead?
An alcoholic will steal your wallet. A crackhead will steal your wallet then help you look for it.

Two Irish guys walk out of a pub.
 
A man was caught on camera urinating in the middle of the street. When he was done he looked around and noticed the camera, after this he started urinating again.

Apparently he was off his face on Pee-See-Pee
 
I actually heard this as a black people joke first but you could apply it to any group really

What do you say to a crack head in a suit?

NSFW:
Will the Defendant please rise
 
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