Poor quality jokes contrived around drug related puns

[TheSpade]

Pete Doherty is not a "fucking idiot" though.

C'mon he's a fanny whether you like his music or not.

 

[parttime crackhead]

C'mon he's a fanny whether you like his music or not.

I'm going to have to agree because I've used that same comment about Ian Brown before haha. Bastard :D

 

[TheSpade]

Ian Brown is a cool as fuck. Legend.

 

[parttime crackhead]

Ian Brown is an arrogant dickhead, Pete Doherty is a fucked up smackhead. Both wrote some top tunes. I like Pete Doherty better. I'd rather have a pint with him than with Ian Brown. I'd be less likely to want to smash it over his head.

 

[TheSpade]

If you had a pint with Pete you'd have to tap him a tenner so he could get a round in and there's a good chance he'd try and nick your wallet as well.

Should you not be in bed you've got work the morra.

 

[parttime crackhead]

Aye, I should be asleep. Instead I'm watching that Swimming With Sharks film that was recommended in the film thread. It's good.

 

[TheSpade]

Give it a miss the morra too. Pretend you thought you were on strike again.

 

[parttime crackhead]

Already planning to, if I shout I was on strike I'll get sacked tho lol.

 

[TheSpade]

What's your excuse gonna be then? Seeing as you never even phoned in sick.

 

[parttime crackhead]

I did phone in sick. That will be my excuse for tomorrow as well. Got this all planned out

 

[Dray911]

what does MJ have in common with 4-mmcat/plant food/mephedrone/whatever its called today?

They both fuck with little kids who should know better

 

[pofacedhoe]

what drug gets you pussy and keeps you paying attention?

methyl-fanny-date!

 

[jancrow]

What's the lurchiest thing in the kitchen?
The Ket-tle

 

[cletus]

Q: Who's the most likely to fail a drugs test at a football match?

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A: The Linesmen & the Roofie-ree

 

[jancrow]

Q: What's the best hallucinogen to go to sleep on?

A: Pillow-cybin




This thread needs a cleanup, the lulz are diluted by crackhead / spade's love-in up there. I need concentrated lulz.

 

[Public//Enemy]

Remember, cocanine is never a solution..


..unless you add it to water

 

[Ham420]

Cocanine? Is that some form of wired mutt?

 

[Is it Friday yet?]

Just as I thought - the thread dried up
I knew it wasn't going to be all it was cracked up to be.

Oh well I tried Crack geddit!!!!

*gets coat*

 

[Disco Doctor]

This thread needs reviving.

Q: What is feline James Bond's boss called?

A: M-Cat

 

[Cornishman]

Why did the religious person give up smoking nicotine?

Because...

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