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Poor quality jokes contrived around drug related puns

Stepped out my front door today, to find a man snorting massive lines of snow off the floor!






He seemed alright at first but later on was sledging big time!


:p
 
When the dealer came around and asked his customers what he should stock more of, what was the dragonfly addict's answer?
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Bro, mo'dragonfly!

Uh huh..
 
I recently taught a friend that got percocets (oxycodone and acetaminophen) how to do a CWE. Later on that day I mentioned acetaminophen, and he said he had a bottle of them and had been taking them for pain. I explained to him that acetaminophen was the exact shit he was removing with the CWE. He didn't know that tylenol (as we call it in the states) is the same thing as acetaminophen. I stood there for a minute soaking in the stupidity of the situation, and then said "talk about an oxymoron!!!! literally."
 
missing old pills said:
I once knew a dental nurse who loved giving blowjobs and smoking weed.

She was known as oral high Jean
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Fantastic. This thread has some crackers. I'll come up with one soon. That oxymoron joke was very close to the sort of thing I'd use the word for.
 
What's the most perverted enzyme in the human body?

Helicase, because its always unzipping everyone's genes.
 
Love this thread. Posting from my phone in the dark hours of a night shift. Might have to read this one out for it to work.

Why did the bank increase the interest on the vendor's loan following the MXE ban?

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Because they could no longer secure the capital against his collat-arylcyclohexylamine.
 
My bird has a raging coke habit. I told her to buy in bulk, to save some cash - it's 60p a fucking can! Made up by me, hence the poor quality.
 
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