Poor quality jokes contrived around drug related puns

[Ismene]

I am chinese and wish your support

 

[Cornishman]

Why did the cats home get closed down?

Because of 'meow meow'.

 

[captain codshit]

^ Epic!!!

 

[jancrow]

wahey, nice to see this coming back, I've been racking my brains for puns the last couple of days but totally dry.

 

[swanhaggisman]

What does a Yorkshireman say when he sees a pill next to a stick of Wrigleys?

E by gum.

 

[jancrow]

Q: What kind of nightcap will stop you from sleeping?

A: Whizzkey

 

[jancrow]

Q: What game of skill and nerves can you play with a pile of shit-filled bottles?

A: Jenk-ga

 

[discopupils]

Lawrence Flephedrone Bowen.

It's not even a joke, it just keeps popping up in my head.

 

[jancrow]

Q: Which Irish comedian is best taken in small intravenous doses?

A: Spike Milligram

 

[Cornishman]

^^^ Now that's brilliant.

 

[Cornishman]

Q: What drug is responsible for tweaking out all the somerset yokels?

A: Bristol meth

 

[fastandbulbous]

Not a joke, but to do with wordplay. I find it weird that the drug that causes most people to become less violent, hashish has the same origin as the word assassin

 

[foal]

Q: Why is it impossible to keep pain relief medication around in the jungle?

NSFW:

A: 'Cos the paracetamol.

Me > Coat > Getting.

 

[jancrow]

^ super. That golden oldie is what inspired this thread in the first place.

 

[foal]

Q: What's a Geordie tokers preferred method of transport?

NSFW:

The canny-bus.

 

[jancrow]

that's the spirit

 

[fastandbulbous]

^ is it (lets out audible groan )

 

[Top_Cat]

this one's from my days in primary school, such innocent days...

What were Princess Diana's favourite drugs?

NSFW:

Speed & Smack​

 

[felix]

lol. :D

now, get back in your wheeliebin.

 

[watsons torment]

what do you get if you wrap 2C-E, 2C-P and 2C-I in pastry and put it in the oven?

NSFW:

2C-PIE