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Derschieber said:
Where's all the nasty buttsex at? :geek:

A story from way back when...
We used to travel north up the coast surfing at this time of year, chasing the winter swells. We were rebellious, wayward little shits, making a lifestyle out of being politically incorrect. In those days, homos were still called homos, and being homo was not generally considered acceptable. The homos were not politically correct in those days, and this meant we were more or less pro-homo. There were no gays like they are today - a bunch of snow-flake pussies sitting at home all day, jacking off to porn lmao. Back then, homos were still a real thing. Rebellious fringe-dwellers who gave no fucks and hence they were our brothers.

On one of those trips, upon arrival in a remote town, we decided to teach the in-bred locals a little lesson in accepting alternative life-styles. They hated surfers as much as they phobiated over homos.
We ordered some food at a fast-food restaurant, might have been Mc Donalds, and noticed there was an out-door water tap with garden hose attached, just around the corner and out of sight from the big plate-glass windows where customers were sitting at tables, looking out whilst eating their foods.

We cut off the water-hose so it was short, and used it to fill our bums up with as much water as we could hold, quickly walked around the corner right in front of the windows, bent over and squirted our loads back out up against the glass.

When we turned and looked at everyone inside, they were all staring, with mouths agape, pieces of burger falling back out...thinking...What The Fuck ?? lmao

We pulled our shorts up and quickly ran away laughing and squeeling at our heroic effort to shock the world with our degeneracy, in support of our homo brothers.

We're still rebellious and politically incorrect. This is why we can not support gays today like we used to. They're not the same breed as our homo brothers were.
It's nothing personal. If one of today's gays has the balls to be a homo, he's our brother. Naturally :giggle:
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Dude you are soooo gay.
 
Derschieber said:
Where's all the nasty buttsex at? :geek:

A story from way back when...
We used to travel north up the coast surfing at this time of year, chasing the winter swells. We were rebellious, wayward little shits, making a lifestyle out of being politically incorrect. In those days, homos were still called homos, and being homo was not generally considered acceptable. The homos were not politically correct in those days, and this meant we were more or less pro-homo. There were no gays like they are today - a bunch of snow-flake pussies sitting at home all day, jacking off to porn lmao. Back then, homos were still a real thing. Rebellious fringe-dwellers who gave no fucks and hence they were our brothers.

On one of those trips, upon arrival in a remote town, we decided to teach the in-bred locals a little lesson in accepting alternative life-styles. They hated surfers as much as they phobiated over homos.
We ordered some food at a fast-food restaurant, might have been Mc Donalds, and noticed there was an out-door water tap with garden hose attached, just around the corner and out of sight from the big plate-glass windows where customers were sitting at tables, looking out whilst eating their foods.

We cut off the water-hose so it was short, and used it to fill our bums up with as much water as we could hold, quickly walked around the corner right in front of the windows, bent over and squirted our loads back out up against the glass.

When we turned and looked at everyone inside, they were all staring, with mouths agape, pieces of burger falling back out...thinking...What The Fuck ?? lmao

We pulled our shorts up and quickly ran away laughing and squeeling at our heroic effort to shock the world with our degeneracy, in support of our homo brothers.

We're still rebellious and politically incorrect. This is why we can not support gays today like we used to. They're not the same breed as our homo brothers were.
It's nothing personal. If one of today's gays has the balls to be a homo, he's our brother. Naturally :giggle:
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There have ALWAYS been homosexuals like they are today. OBVIOUSLY. And not all gay men are effeminate. Your stereotypical, ignorant viewpoint is incredibly archaic.
P.S. The accepted vernacular is "gay" not "homos"
I know you're just trolling, but still.
 
Top class. Mal's our brother. But the other...Just look at this new generation of pussy ass wankers who shit themselves at the sound of a word lmfao My old homo-mates are shaking their heads right now.
This is why gays no longer can be supported. They reject us, look down at us, thinking they're special. They are the humorless fuckwits sitting in the food joints today, behind the glass, thinking they're better than everyone else, deserving all the shit we can throw at them.

I'm disappointed.
We could have been friends, but you're not ready for that.
Maybe one day.
See you at Mc Donalds ?
 
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Derschieber said:
Top class. Mal's our brother. But the other...Just look at this new generation of pussy ass wankers who shit themselves at the sound of a word lmfao My old homo-mates are shaking their heads right now.
This is why gays no longer can be supported. They reject us, look down at us, thinking they're special. They are the humorless fuckwits sitting in the food joints today, behind the glass, thinking they're better than everyone else, deserving all the shit we can throw at them.

I'm disappointed.
We could have been friends, but you're not ready for that.
Maybe one day.
See you at Mc Donalds ?
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I know gay men who call themselves homo, queer, faggot, faeire, etc. It is usually older gay men who were around before AIDS or LGBT liberation, or they do it as a joke or they think it is shocking.
 
Queer is even now part of the LGBTABC movement
Seriously, it's now LGBTQIA+
LGBTQIALesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Queer, Intersex and Asexual

I don't agree Derschieber's post, I'm not politically incorrect and I do at least try to be respectful of gay people. I know they mostly don't like to be called "homos".

With that said, it's getting to be ridiculous with all these different names you're supposed to call them. I saw someone being really loud and ready to fight a cashier because he kept calling this person "sir", but it preferred to be referred to as a woman. It didn't look like a woman. Just sayin', you don't know what to call people anymore.
 
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It's fine for gay men to refer to themselves or each other but not for others. The same way black people will call each other the N word, but a white person shouldn't call them that.

Yeah, there are people that refer to themselves as queer (Ezra Miller does, for example).

Blah I'm gonna leave it all alone. As several other users have pointed out, Derschieber is a troll and getting a reaction from people is exactly what they want.
 
CoastTwoCoast said:
Queer is even now part of the LGBTABC movement
Seriously, it's now LGBTQIA+
LGBTQIALesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Queer, Intersex and Asexual

I don't agree Derschieber's post, I'm not politically incorrect and I do at least try to be respectful of gay people. I know they mostly don't like to be called "homos".

With that said, it's getting to be ridiculous with all these different names you're supposed to call them. I saw someone being really loud and ready to fight a cashier because he kept calling this person "sir", but it preferred to be referred to as a woman. It didn't look like a woman. Just sayin', you don't know what to call people anymore.
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There's even more letters than that now, there are like 12 lol. I just go with LGBT+ because it's still inclusive and it doesn't get ridiculous. Even most LGBT+ people don't even know what all the letters stand for. I can't even think of all the letters...there's another Q in there someone for "Questioning" and there's something in there for "Non-Binary", too. Oh, and one for Gender Fluid.
 
PriestTheyCalledHim said:
I know gay men who call themselves homo, queer, faggot, faeire, etc. It is usually older gay men who were around before AIDS or LGBT liberation, or they do it as a joke or they think it is shocking.
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Yeah, I call my best friend a "faggot" (to his face) sometimes. But there's a big difference between joking and being malicious.
When I call my best friend a faggot, I mean it as a term of affection haha.
 
ChemicallyEnhanced said:
There's even more letters than that now, there are like 12 lol. I just go with LGBT+ because it's still inclusive and it doesn't get ridiculous. Even most LGBT+ people don't even know what all the letters stand for. I can't even think of all the letters...there's another Q in there someone for "Questioning" and there's something in there for "Non-Binary", too. Oh, and one for Gender Fluid.
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SHE preferred to be referred as a woman. SHE didn't look like a woman.
She was stupid to get loud and everything about it, though. You shouldn't assume someone's gender, but the cashier can hardly ask every single customer what their preferred pro-nouns are.
 
Derschieber said:
Top class. Mal's our brother. But the other...Just look at this new generation of pussy ass wankers who shit themselves at the sound of a word lmfao My old homo-mates are shaking their heads right now.
This is why gays no longer can be supported. They reject us, look down at us, thinking they're special. They are the humorless fuckwits sitting in the food joints today, behind the glass, thinking they're better than everyone else, deserving all the shit we can throw at them.

I'm disappointed.
We could have been friends, but you're not ready for that.
Maybe one day.
See you at Mc Donalds ?
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I'm not gay and also don't want to be your friend.
I also don't eat at McDonalds. See you at the next Klan meeting, maybe?
 
If I call my homo-mates gay, they'd duct-tape my hands & feet together like they did that other time and...well...that's another story lol

My homo buddies told me that what ever the Californian wankers say to do, we do the opposite. This is a different breed, different part of the world. I get them, and respect their attitude.
Fuck whatever some ass-hole thinks we should be calling each other. Never gonna happen. We don't do as we're told, especially by some butt-hurt Californian (or whatever) dickwads who think they're special. Special what? hahaha Not in a million years. That's one of the reasons I love my homo brothers :cool:

@ChemicallyEnhanced You can call me anything you like darling :)
 
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Derschieber said:
If I call my homo-mates gay, they'd duct-tape my hands & feet together like they did that other time and...well...that's another story lol

My homo buddies told me that what ever the Californian pussy-ass wankers say to do, we do the opposite. This is a different breed, different part of the world. I get them, and respect their attitude.
Fuck whatever some prissy ass-hole thinks we should be calling each other. Never gonna happen. We don't do as we're told, especially by some butt-hurt whiny Californian (or whatever) dickwads who think they're special. LMAO Special what? hahaha Not in a million years. That's one of the reasons I love my homo brothers :cool:
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For someone who doesn't like the gays you sure get up to some pretty gay stuff with your "homo buddies" lol.
 
ChemicallyEnhanced said:
There's even more letters than that now, there are like 12 lol. I just go with LGBT+ because it's still inclusive and it doesn't get ridiculous. Even most LGBT+ people don't even know what all the letters stand for. I can't even think of all the letters...there's another Q in there someone for "Questioning" and there's something in there for "Non-Binary", too. Oh, and one for Gender Fluid.
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Yeah, it's just too much and I think it will backfire in a way. People can only handle so much.

I was in Wild Bill's Tobacco today and it was a butch looking lady ringing me up. I called her "ma'am" at one point. When I left the store I was wondering if she took offense to that because she was more manly looking. Who knows what people want to be called these days.
 
CoastTwoCoast said:
Yeah, it's just too much and I think it will backfire in a way. People can only handle so much.

I was in Wild Bill's Tobacco today and it was a butch looking lady ringing me up. I called her "ma'am" at one point. When I left the store I was wondering if she took offense to that because she was more manly looking. Who knows what people want to be called these days.
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People get offended way too easily. Because I have long hair and a "pretty" face as well as being really small, I sometimes get called "miss" or "ma'am". Just to be clear I am *not* trans, I am a cis-male. I don't get all indignant about it, though. I normally just find it funny. I usually don't even bother to correct them because I don't want to feel bad or embarrassed.
 
ChemicallyEnhanced said:
People get offended way too easily. Because I have long hair and a "pretty" face as well as being really small, I sometimes get called "miss" or "ma'am". Just to be clear I am *not* trans, I am a cis-male. I don't get all indignant about it, though. I normally just find it funny. I usually don't even bother to correct them because I don't want to feel bad or embarrassed.
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What do you prefer to be called? Just so I know.
 
ChemicallyEnhanced said:
He/him. Cis-Male just means I was born male and identify as male. I guess what most people would refer to as "normal".
Thanks for asking, though :)
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Your a man that was born male With a penis and you identify as male? Your a rare breed mate. Do you at least insert vegetables into your ass?
 
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