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SmashingWretzky said:
its again a privilege because most men may not have been able to take her to that place..
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Be careful friend.
The way you're talking reminds me of Travis Alexander, also aged 30, who took Jodi Arias "to that place". In return Jodi used a kitchen knife on June 4, 2008 to stab him 29 times, cut his throat from ear to ear before shooting him in the head point-blank, just for good measure.
 
Derschieber said:
Be careful friend.
The way you're talking reminds me of Travis Alexander, also aged 30, who took Jodi Arias "to that place".

You either have it or you don't.. I know your virginity came to mind for the readers but I was referring to something our friend doesn't have people and while JOB is correct its again not the answer... In the interest of harm reduction I will stop before I like Jodi hit a nerve..


In return Jodi used a kitchen knife on June 4, 2008 to stab him 29 times, cut his throat from ear to ear before shooting him in the head point-blank, just for good measure.

While this is great you missed out some of her most evil work with the knife. She violently attacked 4 innocent car tyres she slashed them. In all seriousness though while my writings bring up memories for you of her past lover. You remind me of her current partner he's a fucking moron just like you.

I know you're a trolling attention whore and its kind of why we both commented. Do you feel validated now how much do i owe you
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Zopiclone bandit said:
Made me laugh yesterday, my only real mate who I've not seen since he got with his new woman had done a bit of coke with his new woman & he had heard me pass comment about the prostate etc before but his so "Vanilla" to EVEN THINK about anal play is strange to him.
Anyway he was a bit drunk & on the sniff & he asked her to stick a finger up his ass & she lost the plot, began to call him queer & a fag etc, he was blaming me for it too.
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Lmao!!! Poor guy
 
Derschieber said:
Life is not always easier with anal sex. Some time ago I was chatting with a gay dude on youtube about all this, and he told me about his radically painful infection where some kind of seed (suspected sesame) had become lodged deep inside his penis and began to fester...think swelling, puss...pissing making you cry like a baby...poor guy. Many hours crying in pain etc...it was a real horror story.
Better run away ?
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You were chatting with someone on YouTube? Hahaha wtf?
 
Derschieber said:
it's fucking filthy and stinks like shit. The smell can quickly fill the entire room, and there's nothing sexy about that. If a woman isn't turned on by the idea of having a stink finger reeking to high heaven.

I hate shit. Having feces laying around is utterly unacceptable. When I take a dump, all the shit has to go. Every last bit of it.
Shit is the epitome of dirtiness. It can not be made clean, it can not be accommodated, it can not be compromised with. Sharing a bed with shit is out of the question.
When there is a mysterious scent of shit in the air, the source must be found. Eradicated. Shit is unacceptable in the house, around the house, on my ass, fingers or anywhere at all. Shit is an abomination.
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"When I walk in there I get scared......." lolololololol

 
mal3volent said:
You were chatting with someone on YouTube? Hahaha wtf?
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yea, you know...in the comments section...used to be the best place for insane topics...until about a year ago, when YT started auto-censoring all kinds of words, especially related to LGTB. Half the comments disappeared suddenly, ruined it.
 
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Derschieber said:
yea, you know...in the comments section...used to be the best place for insane topics...until about a year ago, when YT started auto-censoring all kinds of words, especially related to LGTB. Half the comments disappeared suddenly, ruined it.
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What do you like watching on YouTube? Anus surgeries..."guess what I shoved in my bum" videos?

Enema tutorials? ?

 
Here you go @Derschieber

"The Ovipositor lays gelatin eggs in the body cavity of your choice. Fans say the sensation of mushy extraterrestrial ovum slopping out of them is a real treat."

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The Emerging Fetish of Laying Alien Eggs Inside Yourself

The Ovipositor lays gelatin eggs in the body cavity of your choice. Fans say the sensation of mushy extraterrestrial ovum slopping out of them is a real treat.
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I truly wonder about some of you lot, I swear ANYONE that hasn't been high on MPDV or other potent stims for days & ends up watching hardcore Japanese enema porn for several hours is telling a damn lie!!!!
 
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