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Derschieber said:
Whatever you do - Don't drink-drive and avoid intoxicated assholes,
Hiroo described a 66-year-old man who presented with an eggplant which had been inserted into his rectum by his friend while the patient was drunk.
[Hiroo Sei et al. Case Rep Gastroenterol. 2018 Jan-Apr; 12(1): 189–193]

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I'm pretty sure that's assault, ABH, and second degree rape...
 
ChemicallyEnhanced said:
LOL. OMG, how did that not cause a massive rectal prolapse from the pressure of the weight alone?

I saw a guy sit all the way down on a traffic cone once (not in person lol).
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Ewww! haha The rectum can handle a lot more than we give it credit for. People stick their entire arm all the way up there to the heart while fisting. Good thing is these folks probably never suffer from constipation anymore.
 
CoastTwoCoast said:
Are there any new developments with you and your b/f in this department? Have you done it recently? Have you tried vegetable oil or Crisco grease? hehe
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Were doing great. At it about once a week and no problems at all . My girly fun box makes all the lube i need lol
 
Derschieber said:
Yea Lucy...what did you put into your bum today?

Gabriel described a 50 year-old male who presented to the emergency room with a five-pound dumbbell in his rectum. Fun times.
[Successful Retrieval of a Retained Rectal Foreign Body in the Emergency Department. Gabriel O Ologun et al. Cureus. 2018 Jan; 10(1): e2025]

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Not that! Lol
 
Every year, an average of 5687 Americans show up at the hospital with objects stuck in their anal cavities.
Father Wendel O’Connor was rushed to the hospital with a 10-inch long crucifix stuck in his bum. Apparently he had an accident in the shower. No one believes that lmao...After an 8 hour surgery, doctors were finally able to manually extract the crucifix. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/ca...d-to-have-a-crucifix-removed-from-his-rectum/

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Derschieber said:
Every year, an average of 5687 Americans show up at the hospital with objects stuck in their anal cavities.
Father Wendel O’Connor was rushed to the hospital with a 10-inch long crucifix stuck in his bum. Apparently he had an accident in the shower. No one believes that lmao...After an 8 hour surgery, doctors were finally able to manually extract the crucifix. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/ca...d-to-have-a-crucifix-removed-from-his-rectum/

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Trying to get to heaven faster
 
How would one manage to get a crucifix like that into the bum. It seems like an impossible shape, with the cross-bar.
 
CoastTwoCoast said:
I can't even imagine the level of embarrassment when these people show up to the ER with a "foreign object" stuck in their rectum. I would never recover from that humiliation.
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It's really embarrassing I agree. Been there, done that unfortunately. Once when I was 18 or so I decided to stick a cactus up my arse. And I had to go to the doctor to get the spikes removed. In my defense, I'll say that the cactus was one of those fuzzy ones. The spikes were not big or anything, just felt like fuzz. I thought it would feel nice honestly, the fuzzy texture felt pretty good to the touch honestly. But holy fuck, did it hurt like hell. Turned out some of the spikes were stuck in there, and I had to get them removed. I'm not sure why I did it honestly in retrospect, I mean when I look back on it I feel like such an idiot that I was actually stupid enough to shove a cactus up my ass and think the "fuzzy spikes would probably feel good". Honestly, the worst part was the doctor visit. I was so embarrassed. They probably thought I'm such an idiot, I mean in retrospect that was pretty fucking stupid of me to do honestly. I seriously should have known better honestly.
 
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LandsUnknown said:
It's really embarrassing I agree. Been there, done that unfortunately. Once when I was 18 or so I decided to stick a cactus up my arse. And I had to go to the doctor to get the spikes removed. In my defense, I'll say that the cactus was one of those fuzzy ones. The spikes were not big or anything, just felt like fuzz. I thought it would feel nice honestly, the fuzzy texture felt pretty good to the touch honestly. But holy fuck, did it hurt like hell. Turned out some of the spikes were stuck in there, and I had to get them removed. I'm not sure why I did it honestly in retrospect, I mean when I look back on it I feel like such an idiot that I was actually stupid enough to shove a cactus up my ass and think the "fuzzy spikes would probably feel good". Honestly, the worst part was the doctor visit. I was so embarrassed. They probably thought I'm such an idiot, I mean in retrospect that was pretty fucking stupid of me to do honestly. I seriously should have known better honestly.
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Hopefully you lied and said you fell on it al la Jackass style. I'm trying to imagine what surgery could possibly remove a bunch of tiny spikes from the inside of a rectum but realized my life would be much better off not knowing.
 
Zonxx said:
Girly fun box.. this is why i love Bluelight LEL
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You never heard the expression punching the old funbox?? I've heard variations of that expression since before I was even old enough to really understand it.
 
somnilicious said:
You never heard the expression punching the old funbox?? I've heard variations of that expression since before I was even old enough to really understand it.
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maybe i'm not old enough to understand yet, maybe in a few decades man :/ i haven't aquired that level of brain power, but give me time i'll unlock the mysteries of the funbox you can count on it
 
LandsUnknown said:
that was pretty fucking stupid of me
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On a 1 to 10 scale of human stupidity, cactus in the bum only registers at around 0.5

Obinna reported a 68-year old who presented with a 23 cm high density ovoid object stuck up his bum.
[Obinna Obinwa et al. Int J Surg Case Rep. 2015; 15: 96–98]

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Where's all the nasty buttsex at? :geek:

A story from way back when...
We used to travel north up the coast surfing at this time of year, chasing the winter swells. We were rebellious, wayward little shits, making a lifestyle out of being politically incorrect. In those days, homos were still called homos, and being homo was not generally considered acceptable. The homos were not politically correct in those days, and this meant we were more or less pro-homo. There were no gays like they are today - a bunch of snow-flake pussies sitting at home all day, jacking off to porn lmao. Back then, homos were still a real thing. Rebellious fringe-dwellers who gave no fucks and hence they were our brothers.

On one of those trips, upon arrival in a remote town, we decided to teach the in-bred locals a little lesson in accepting alternative life-styles. They hated surfers as much as they phobiated over homos.
We ordered some food at a fast-food restaurant, might have been Mc Donalds, and noticed there was an out-door water tap with garden hose attached, just around the corner and out of sight from the big plate-glass windows where customers were sitting at tables, looking out whilst eating their foods.

We cut off the water-hose so it was short, and used it to fill our bums up with as much water as we could hold, quickly walked around the corner right in front of the windows, bent over and squirted our loads back out up against the glass.

When we turned and looked at everyone inside, they were all staring, with mouths agape, pieces of burger falling back out...thinking...What The Fuck ?? lmao

We pulled our shorts up and quickly ran away laughing and squeeling at our heroic effort to shock the world with our degeneracy, in support of our homo brothers.

We're still rebellious and politically incorrect. This is why we can not support gays today like we used to. They're not the same breed as our homo brothers were.
It's nothing personal. If one of today's gays has the balls to be a homo, he's our brother. Naturally :giggle:
 
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Derschieber said:
Where's all the nasty buttsex at? :geek:

A story from way back when...
We used to travel north up the coast surfing at this time of year, chasing the winter swells. We were rebellious, wayward little shits, making a lifestyle out of being politically incorrect. In those days, homos were still called homos, and being homo was not generally considered acceptable. The homos were not politically correct in those days, and this meant we were more or less pro-homo. There were no gays like they are today - a bunch of snow-flake pussies sitting at home all day, jacking off to porn lmao. Back then, homos were still a real thing. Rebellious fringe-dwellers who gave no fucks and hence they were our brothers.

On one of those trips, upon arrival in a remote town, we decided to teach the in-bred locals a little lesson in accepting alternative life-styles. They hated surfers as much as they phobiated over homos.
We ordered some food at a fast-food restaurant, might have been Mc Donalds, and noticed there was an out-door water tap with garden hose attached, just around the corner and out of sight from the big plate-glass windows where customers were sitting at tables, looking out whilst eating their foods.

We cut off the water-hose so it was short, and used it to fill our bums up with as much water as we could hold, quickly walked around the corner right in front of the windows, bent over and squirted our loads back out up against the glass.

When we turned and looked at everyone inside, they were all staring, with mouths agape, pieces of burger falling back out...thinking...What The Fuck ?? lmao

We pulled our shorts up and quickly ran away laughing and squeeling at our heroic effort to shock the world with our degeneracy, in support of our homo brothers.

We're still rebellious and politically incorrect. This is why we can not support gays today like we used to. They're not the same breed as our homo brothers were.
It's nothing personal. If one of today's gays has the balls to be a homo, he's our brother. Naturally :giggle:
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That is a boring and predictable copy pasta. Nobody I know that is gay or bisexual wants to see people doing enemas in public. I am sure there are some people who have this kink but they do this at home, or a fetish sex club, or sauna.
 
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