mal3volent
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Where's all the nasty buttsex at?
A story from way back when...
We used to travel north up the coast surfing at this time of year, chasing the winter swells. We were rebellious, wayward little shits, making a lifestyle out of being politically incorrect. In those days, homos were still called homos, and being homo was not generally considered acceptable. The homos were not politically correct in those days, and this meant we were more or less pro-homo. There were no gays like they are today - a bunch of snow-flake pussies sitting at home all day, jacking off to porn lmao. Back then, homos were still a real thing. Rebellious fringe-dwellers who gave no fucks and hence they were our brothers.
On one of those trips, upon arrival in a remote town, we decided to teach the in-bred locals a little lesson in accepting alternative life-styles. They hated surfers as much as they phobiated over homos.
We ordered some food at a fast-food restaurant, might have been Mc Donalds, and noticed there was an out-door water tap with garden hose attached, just around the corner and out of sight from the big plate-glass windows where customers were sitting at tables, looking out whilst eating their foods.
We cut off the water-hose so it was short, and used it to fill our bums up with as much water as we could hold, quickly walked around the corner right in front of the windows, bent over and squirted our loads back out up against the glass.
When we turned and looked at everyone inside, they were all staring, with mouths agape, pieces of burger falling back out...thinking...What The Fuck ?? lmao
We pulled our shorts up and quickly ran away laughing and squeeling at our heroic effort to shock the world with our degeneracy, in support of our homo brothers.
We're still rebellious and politically incorrect. This is why we can not support gays today like we used to. They're not the same breed as our homo brothers were.
It's nothing personal. If one of today's gays has the balls to be a homo, he's our brother. Naturally :giggle:
Dude you are soooo gay.