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Hi, this is sorta my first time posting so go easy on me lol. Well anyways swim was just wondering if it would be a dumb idea for swim to save up some of my money so that he can buy about 30-50 lsd blotters and 30-50 ecstasy which would be stored in a dark mason jar in a bag which means he won't have to depend on a dealer to get some for swim and, plus he'll only be taking about one substance every 2-4 months. Also do you think at this rate would swim get hooked and want to waste all ecstasy/lsd within a week period? Another thing I'd like to ask for him is if he should purchase only 3-4 of the same blotter/ecstasy so that has a wide variety of doses and images/shapes or just the same e/lsd which would all look alike but all would have awesome doses?

I had a thread in the SLR forum suggesting that BDSM is a path to personal and/or spiritual growth to address certain sexual dysfunctions that modern humans suffer under due to our present culture being so radically different from what we evolved to experience on a biological level (this is true in other areas, but particularly so with respect to sexuality).

That thread was closed for no valid reason by an overzealous moderator with personal issues and/or inadequately respect for what can be gained through freedom of speech. Before I realized that the thread was closed, I drafted a lengthy and thoughtful reply to various responders' posts in that thread. Not wanting the reply to be wasted, I started a new thread in that forum for my reply. However, given that the original thread was closed, and the apparent antipathy of the responsible moderator toward me, I would not be surprised if my reply thread is deleted. So, to preserve my reply, here it is:

irst, I disagree with those responders who seem to take the position that everyone is different, so any attempt to find a cultural-wide remedy or approach for sexual dysfuction is necessarily false. Just becauase every person is different on some levels does not mean each of us is 100% unique, or there was never be ANY legitimacy to any human science from medicine to psychology to sociology.

The fact that we all share a largely overlapping evolutionary history, and a largely overlapping cultural influences. To the extent those cultural influences do not gibe with our evolutionary make-up, disfunction results. It is neither unreasonable, not unlikely, that we can employ similar tools to address such disfunction. So, it is not unreasonable to think that if I found a way with my wife to access and resolve some disfunction through power exchange, that this may very well work for a large number of others in our society. Could there be other tools that address the same disfuction? Maybe. I don't happen to see anyone throwing out any proposal for what has worked for them along these lines. Rather, the critics seem to assume there is another approach, but no one is actually saying they found one, or what it is.

Lysis: You have shown you have no business being a moderator, now with your latest post consisting of an ad hominem attack, exactly the sort of thing YOU as a moderator are supposed to POLICE. Not only have you NOT policed the ad hominem attacks by others in this thread against me, you have actually posted such attacks yourself. Shame on you. When I was a moderator on Bluelight, that would not have been permitted and you'd have been stripped of your moderator status without question. I am guessing (but may be wrong) that you are the one who closed my BDSM thread, because that would be consistent with what I see of you on here. I appreciate you are trying your best to be a good moderator, but I would respectfully suggest you have some growth and maturing to do to accomplish that. I know you are up to the task, you just need to contemplate on the nature of free speech, and its value as compared to you being annoyed by a particular Bluelighter or topic. If a thread relates to sex, love and relationships (i.e., is on topic) and there are people within that thread attempting with sincerity to reach some common understanding, it should be respected even if you personally have some issue with something about it. Err on the side of FREEDOM.

Perpetual Indulgence: You say if it is broken and you cannot fix it, let it go. What I'm telling you (and others) in my posts, is that IT IS ALL FIXABLE. This notion that relationshps cannot be fixed is like the notion that criminals cannot be redeemed. Everyone can be rehabilitated. Everyone can be redeemed. All relationships can be fixed. But in this lazy, short-sighted society, people like you give up if the going gets touch, so you never see it through and realize the personal growth that awaits a person who does NOT give up. And you wonder why you are single again?

Panda Bear: I agree that open and honest communication is key, maybe THE key. Perhaps it DOES all come down to finding a space in which the people can be completely open and honest. However, it is possible that that space REQUIRES some form of power exchange. For example, I have always fancied myself more submissive than dominant, shied away from assuming a dominant role in bed, fantasized about submissive roles. However, once it was put to me to be the dominant one, I chose to embrace that role and find that part of me. What resulted was me finally being confronted with the question, "What EXACTLY do I want if it is COMPLETELY up to me without concern of being too selfish or being judged for my desires?" Then the answers started to come. I learned, and am still learning, much about myself in this fashion. Honestly, if my wife and I had just sat down and she said, "Tell me what you really want sexually," while we were having a conversation, I might have said, "to be submissive," or I might have floundered. The process of power exchange, if you fully commit to it for even a brief time, creates a space and a tool for self-knowledge and shared knowleged that may be unique or uniquely effective. Is there a way to gain the same kind of self-knowledge, and to effectively share it, without power exchange? Maybe, or maybe not. Again, no one seems to be suggesting, "Oh, I got to the same place doing x, y or z." It's like I have tapped into some knee-jerk denial that people feel "Oh, that cannot be!" without any real coherent counter-arguments or alternative theories on human sexual psychology.

I don't mean to sound arrogant, I just approach life always looking for commonalities, for universal truths (or at least subjective truths that may apply beyond the individual, such as culture-wide truths). I happen to have degrees in psychology and philosophy. I have taken post-graduate courses at the Institute for the Advanced Study of Human Sexuality in San Francisco. I'm offering my thoughts on here, as they occur to me, because (1) I sincerely believe these things may help others achieve personal growth and relationship success, (2) I sincerely want to here reasons -- well-articulated reasons -- why people might disagree, since I am completely open to the possibility that my opinions may require revision (i.e., I am proposing theories that explain what I am observing in life, but the more I observe, I expect the theories to evolve).

It is like the physicists who look for the natural laws of the universe. I am looking for natural laws concerning human sexual behavior, and if some one can have a dialogue on that level, great.

My ego does not require that I be right, only that I be honest in my belief and in my recognition of my own fallability (sp?). I would have literally LOVED if some one had come on here and said, "Oh, you are on the tip of the ice berg, but there's a whole lot more you have not yet realized, as you are new to this" or "I understand why you believe what you believe, but there is a limiting factor you are not recognizing and here it is...." We ALL go through life with blinders on. And sometimes we cannot take our own blinders off because we do not even know they are there. I'm trying to help others take off their blinders, and I'm wishng others would do the same for me, but it seems it is largely a one-sided endeavor.

Nevertheless, I persevere, with the optimism that here may be others who live life in this style, in this pursuit of self-growth and sharing the fruits of that self-growth with others in case it resonates with them and allows them to personally or spiritually grow.

I feel like we are poised at a precipice where so many people are living like sheep, just going with the herd, following what is P.C., ignoring what they dont' want to see, not stepping back and taking responsibility for thinking about the long view, the big picture. Between the questions (1) what is best for me, and (2) what is the fundamental truth of the universe, there is a middle ground, a gray area, that people seem to ignore, at least the people I know of and interact with, the people responding in this thread, where you ask, "Where is humanity headed? Where SHOULD we be headed? Where do we WANT to be in 5000 years and how do we get there?" It seems 99% of people just want to shrug it off, and ignore what is perhaps the MOST critical type of personal and societal inquiry. Once people lift their heads up from looking 1 to 5 to 50 years in the future, and do NOT get caught up looking a billion years into the future (Oh my god there's no hope for us!! Some disaster will surely wipe us out by then! Our star will burn out!! We'll be hit by a comet!") there is a middle ground of WISE EVOLUTIONARY PLANNING on a scale of thousands of years. Without that, we are basically running around like chickens with their heads cut off.

I think the sex drive -- and the love drive -- are critical in addressing this, which is why much of my life's attention to honest assessment of the sex drive (and love drive) in human nature. Well, that and it's a lot more fun than studying dirt or bugs IMO.

Anyway, sorry if my sincerity comes across as smugness. I really would LOVE to be proven wrong, because that would mean the state of knowledge as been advanced, and that is truly my goal. Because knowledge eradicates ignorance and ignorance gives rise to a lot of unhappy shit.

~psychoblast~

hey everybody! im new to bl so cut me some slack for this is my first post. i am prescribed adderall xr 20 mg and happen to have a few kpin 1mg. i took the 1 addy at 6 this morning and then took 2mg of kpin at around 3pm. If later tonight i happen to stumble upon a 30mg roxi how much of it could i safely consume or should i take any at all for im unsure of the risk of overdosing.. i have a high tolerance to the adderall so 20 mg is nothing to me but i only take benzos occasionally. what do yall think?

Hello all, I was researching about Red Dawn when I came across a post here that had no answers. I just came back from Japan (very high production/sale of all synthetics out there) and was interested when I heard there were no real reviews on Red Dawn.

So I went to my local head shop and purchased a packet of Red Dawn Sandman Party Powder. Digging a little bit (wasn't hard to find a Contact number for Red Dawn) I called up and asked a few questions about it, here are my questions and answers:

Q) I am hearing a lot of complaints about your Red Dawn Sandman Party Powder not mixing as advertised, is this intentional?

A) Yeah it is kind of shit when it comes to mixing, you are really supposed to hit it up hard.

Q) So you want users to snort or parachute it?

A) Well, yeah, I mean it mixes pretty good with Gatorade or FUZE drinks but other than that its not really that great for mixing.

Q) It is advertised as an energy/mood enhancer, is there a hidden meaning behind this?

A) Well, I mean, it does do what it is advertised to do based on our research but obviously it is sending out an intentional "Synthetic Ecstasy" advertisement.

Q) Have you yourself used it?

A) I have, I like it, I dont mix it though, I take it in a typical powder fashion.

I then thanked him for his time and we hung up. As for me, I did get tingles, and felt pretty good however I cannot say it was purely based on Red Dawn Party Powder as I do take Natures Bounty St Johns Wort mood enhancing pills. Hope this helps anybody interested in the Red Dawn line of products. Especially this Party Powder which seems no one can find answers about. So if you are going to mix it, try Gatorade or FUZE.

Today I took 250 mg of tramadol. I've been cleaning all day and have strong euphoria. This is by far my favorite drug next to bud. I will with no doubt be doing this again. I encourage you to try it also( assuming your doctor said it was appropriate.)

I have a long week ahead of me. As I basically spent all of last week after work getting high I decided when I had only 5 pills left I would give myself a break and use them to taper, lose of a bit of my tolerance by having a couple of weeks off. So starting tomorrow I get one pill every morning for the next 5 days to make my withdrawals just manageable enough that I can continue my job without too much interference. This coming down from the 8 pills I have been taking every evening.

Had a conversation with a friend yesterday that made me realise that there are some people out there that have the same mindset as me. We were discussing the reasons we got high. It's because both of us think that at least at this point in our life we spend our days counting down to 5pm then waiting for the weekend. We'd be this way drugs or no drugs because we realised that, that is life for the next 50/60 years. It's dull, repetitive and boring.

It leaves us no choice but to find other ways to make life seem more interesting. Thats why we both turn to drugs so that it is interesting, interesting is far more important to me than fun or exciting because if it isn't interesting I just feel bored, my mind needs constant stimulation and my life just doesn't bring that. Books, the internet and drugs are the only things that can keep my mind happy and interested.

Ignorance really is bliss, being stupid you can be happy a lot easier. I envy ignorant people sometimes. Some people spend their life chasing the dragon, I spend my chasing my brain, most people don't even interest me.

so this dph... Benydril etc. first time i did it(to the extent of wanting to trip), i messed up bad, like really bad, i dosed at 1200mg, and this is what happened from what i can remember, a day unlike any other, i thought, while i was writing my new book, a world of delusions when i started nutmeg tripping, then i heard about dph... well i figured it would be an interesting addition to a unique new writting style for my book a know, a new kind of like retro-pharmisudical like diary thing ya knowlol, well took 48, 25mg blue tablets and i was still nutmeg trippin from the day previous, t.. it hit me like a ton of bricks, to say the least//.; i began stumbleing around so i went and sat down, my parents just went to sleep, i heard voices, manny of them arguing to belive which one of them!, the walls pounded as the floors crawled with thriving with decaying creatures... My room, was a fuckin cave of swaming flying black glitchy bugs!, I swore at one point i could see the air moving itself. . . I went to smoke a cigaret, first mistake... i ran into the wall on my way out because everything was to dark.. and my depth perception seemed to be off dramaticaly... by the time i got outside, my whole stat of mind was like a radio station switching chanels on itself, my train of thought kept on moving very stangly and it presented itself random collections of strained context phrases... you think thats weird, well when i went to go to my room, i seen 2 people sitting on my coutch, unfamiliar faces and i could reconize them one bit, when i turned away because of shock, a black cat went in the direction of the 2 people and my eyes just naturaly followed, when i caught the eyes of both the people, which at this point i reconized imediatly, my ex girlfreind and one of my freinds, they looked at me and asked me what i was doing... when looked at him i couldnt think of anyting to say so i just ran to my room, and i tried to fall asleep, all night long i still heard voices... horrable voices....

all those faces and eyes can demand every bit of attention. i want the island that dramatically changes to the climate of my moods. somewhere where rules flutter to the wavering catastrophe that is my thought process. one that bends to the on going destruction of routine that i hate and love. that sunken stomach feeling obliterated by soothing aftershocks of will. music could be made without ears to hear it as wind picks up the long tendrils of windy hair unkempt. dances unscathed by rightful footings in sloping sand hills made for weeping. decisions could be based upon spinwheels while the waters make whirlpools to climb in.
no standards
no what should be

I ended up being arrested on the 3rd for assault.
don't know what else to write without going into detail in which I dont want to.
This shit sucks ass.
Oh well, I fucked up and now I have to fix my fuck up.

wha??

this is a great combo. although dont plan on getting much done cuz your mind will tend to slip all over the place.

If you have found yourself stumbling over an unidentified substance that may cause extreme hallucinogens or trip-like experiences, you NEED to sit, down, take 10 mins, and truly experience a different world, imagine the work, effort, time, mental strain and mental intelligence that has gone into creating the, Jelly Trip Experience ... even in a sober-state, let yourself get sucked into this amazing, alternate reality, a place of the unknown, unexpected, and never prepared, and yet completely engulfing, simply, AMAZING!

http://youtu.be/btVGCqpIoyk

small note, change settings to highest quality, even it takes a few extra moments to load see ya later!
If the link doesnt direct you, search Jelly Trip Experience 3D computer art in youtube, should be rainbow looking... thick malleable (able to formed/moved in different ways, bendable/flexible ,jsyk) matter/ substance... may appear to be a thick slime/ goo-looking... stuff, but glowing, extremely colorful... trippy!

25b (NBOMe) White power, completely natural, (compound of rocks, salts, and minerals,hallucinogen) most efficient when snorted. Trip takes less than 10 mins to feel it completely, realistically about 5 mins, hits very unexpectedly. 8( This is currently legal in the US, but can easily be mistaken for other more common white powers.
The experience lasts about 10 hours, the come-down usually lasting about 6-8 hours. This does not show in any substance tests, (piss, blood, hair) but does cause severe hallucinogens , and Very dilated pupils. for brief moments, you could experience cold sweats, burning up, dizziness, motion sickness (sometimes causing unexpected vomiting), confusion... by the time you are fully in the trip, most side effects are gone, except changing in body temperature, back and forth, hot and cold and your eyes will remain dilated most of the experience. Vision is enhanced, colors dont appear as they are.
This is a VERY powerful compound, not for beginners, def DONT do this by yourself, (HIGHLY recommend avoiding unless seasoned tripper). Sense of time ceases, usually seeming longer than normal. 25b opens up the mind, allowing the user to think about things on a deeper level than just the surface meaning, sometimes cause emotional distress..03-.05 mg is a safe experience, for those more daring, .05-.7 is an intense trip, (not for beginners)
For those who have experience 25b, .09-.14 is a VERY EXTREME trip, those who try it MUST BE STRONG MINDED. This should not be taken daily, once weekly is the most frequently is should be used, the body does build up a tolerance leaving reoccurring experiences less intense (needed higher doses to feel the same intensity), it is a natural compound (hitting hard and fast). Do not try any public endeavors while on 25b, (avoid the public, stay indoors, in a COMFORTABLE environment. 25b can not be detected in the body so one could easily consider another to be crazy, insane, or mental unstable or unsound). The simplest trigger could turn this into a very bad ,very longgggg 8( trip! The first dose casues the most extreme visuals, any consumption after leaves you with more of a body trip, tho some visuals will persist though the entire duration of the experience. If nothing else, this compound SHOULD NOT BE UNDER ESTIMATED!
after thought... this experience is in the mind, although the substance is in the body, all of the effects are caused by the mind, do not freak out, expect the unexpected. for those who have tried 25b and are comfortable in the experience 100% of the time (yes 100% !!!!) look into 25i, the trip is 5x as intense, and has the same side effects, duration, and extremity based on the dosage. I would highly recommend .05 mg or less when you first experience 25i. NEITHER of these are intended for everyone, do the research BEFORE you take it!

Well, for the first time in what seems like an eternity, I've had a fucking solid day.

I've been taking this introductory course to Asian Philosophy, and we've been going over Hinduism, which I've been finding really interesting. There's this idea that humans are pretty much blinded to reality, that we get so caught up in superficial problems and ideals, that we really only see a small fraction of the human experience.

I've never thought of myself as being especially "spiritual", but this particular concept strikes me as being true.

Most days, I am a quiet person, who keeps to himself, and gets lost in both worry and fantasy. I'll see a Levis or Calvin Klien billboard, and torture myself with endless self contained conversations, all concluding with "In a culture like this, I was destined to lose from day one!" Very melodramatic, very boring.

But then there are days like today, where there's some kind of crazy, spontaneous energy that just shoots through me. I feel more than alive, I feel like some kind of God.

I had two and a half hours to kill in between classes, so I stayed on campus through my break. I met up with some friends outside, and I had a smoke with them, and took a walk around the block when they went back up to class. After three cigarette's, I decided to go into the cafeteria to eat my peanut butter sandwich, and do some drawings.

I sat down and pulled out my sketch book, and just began jotting down everything in sight. I was jumping from one person to the next, looking straight at them, marking each contour with a quick thrust of the wrist. Each line by itself was nothing but a meaningless abstract form, but as they piled on top of each other , they formed a single, convincing illusion. It didn't feel like drawing, it felt like some kind of insane dance, and I became entranced.

Every word I spoke was poetry. I was cutting, I was perceptive, I was articulate, and I felt intelligent. I talked and people listened. I walked, and people followed. (okay, there's a little exaggeration going on here)I got into this bizarre argument over whether Christianity was the cause of the decline of intellectualism and art in Rome and Constantinople, and I won!

I left school feeling connected, plugged in. I was confident in my friendships, I felt solid in my feet. And I didn't stop to worry about how this "up", would eventually come down.

And now I'm sitting here typing this, about to go to bed, and I still feel that clarity. It's not as sharp or bright, but it's still there. In the days to come, I have no doubt that I'll sink back at times into long periods of resentment and apathy. I'll perhaps look back at this post and think, "shit, who was I kidding?" But I know that there will also be more days like this, where everything's just dead on.

Yes, that's right, I'm back in school.

And it's going surprisingly okay.

My friends are happy that I'm back, and it seems that most of them thought that I had died last term. But like the christ, I rose from my tomb, and when they doubted me, I dared them to stick their fingers into my track marks, and like Thomas, they too were convinced, and fell to their knees begging for my forgiveness.

It's a great feeling to be able to draw from a nude model again. These past months I've mostly been doing portraits of passengers on the train, and small illustrations for my friends band. What amazes me, is how I seem to have actually improved with my figure drawings, which was something I feared that I would fall behind in, as I didn't have access to people who were willing to throw off there clothes for me to study every fold, bend and crook of their bodies. But art is about observation, and I've been observing a lot.

When you draw from life, it's kind of a tripped out experience, because in order to really capture the likeness of a human being, or anything for that fact, you have to see the form objectively. You have to throw out all you're biases and stereotypes (do you like this person, are they ugly, are they beautiful...) and see you're subject for what it truly is, a physical body sculpted out of light and shadows. You have to view the world as if you're not from this planet, or from any planet at all. You need to be reborn, and see through the eyes of an infant.

But while seeing things objectively is great, I also believe that to make truly great art, you have to translate you're objective observation, into a subjective illusion. It's easy to draw hideous things and make them look "cool". I see kids at my school do it over and over again, drawing demons, dragons, witches, fuck I do it myself. But a true challenge is to draw something hideous, beautifully. If you don't know what I mean, check out Mathias Grunewalds crucifixion piece, Mantegna's "Dead Christ", or pretty much anything by Goya.

When art is not made with love, it is telling. And Christ almighty, I could use a Xanax.

Hey swim got a hold of some 18 mg hydromorph contin capsulses(yellow)
Swim has had the 12 mg capsules before and they are relevantly full of beads but the 18 mg capsulses appear to be less than half full is this normal or fid swim get ripped?

first couple times i rolled i would drink and blackout there's nothing fun about that but then last new years i was rolling hard on some of the best pills Ive ever had8( then went to drink this 1 drink i had and i swear i could just feel it killing the hit in my body
and i always see cunts wrecking there roll by smoking weed at least wait till the rolls over

Thankfully sanity has kicked in. My heart drifted like a helium balloon for a while... but it's back in my chest and I am going to be fine.

I let seeing F sway me for a while. Thankfully I'm strong enough inside that I was able to understand that I had my chance with him and it didn't work because the timing was just off. I test myself by seeing how I feel when I see how many females he speaks to on Facebook... and then I feel that horrible painful feeling that I get when I start to feel shit about myself. That's how I tell I'm not ready. People like Colm, even Jim that I met... I don't get that horrible emotional pain with them... so I think it's probably sensible that I stick with people like them rather than pining over a very tentative "what could have been"...

The wounds of losing my ex must be healing a bit... I feel a bit more rational. I want to spend time with friends a bit more. My confidence is coming back. I'm past the yearning grief stage again. Normally I get this far and I tumble back into the obscurity of the pain I hold inside... the wound opens and darkens like an abyss... I can't let that happen again. It sometimes feels like every time I get back up something knocks me back into that place and it's clear that I can't go there again.

When you try to break a habit you expect it to snap easily... but this is more like bending plastic back and forth until it weakens so much that it disintegrates. I need to keep bending this habit of falling back until I snap... and am set free.

Plucked up the courage to speak to F on facebook earlier...

We had a really cool chat

It's not anything, but I am so proud of myself for being brave enough to try. He's a really cool guy.

Hit me again, do you feel like a man? Always on the run, are you having fun? You never shut up unless your dope sick and when you're not i could care less if you chocked on a dick. Who are you to take an innocent young girl and introduce her to Satan's sister. Sweet Lady H, the little bitch. I use to miss her. When you would slam the door and walk out again i would slam the needle and nod out again. Why i did it all, only God knows. I guess i numbed everything i was scared to show. I wanted to let you know how i felt but your sister kept me so far away from feelings. You said you loved me, but you put her about move. Oh sweet Lady H, the rush you gave me running through my veins, calling my name, making me fucking insane. But i've made my rounds, im done with the both of you. Ive danced with the devil and ive fucked him too. So many times i've tried to hold onto the sleeve of your arm, but all i got was broken promises, lies and fist fights. I thought I loved you, but nah fuck you. I'm done with you, and you're sister too. You dragged me down as a team, making me scream when neither of you were there for me. But as the days go by and i clear my mind without either of you here, i realize im better off. I know you're still out there tieing off, so ill say a little prayer and hope to God he will have mercy on you for all the things you have never wanted to become.



To make a long story short, a boyfriend and I were addicted to heroin, he was horrible to me, and so was the drug. I wrote this May 20, 2011 when i was in a program called Teen Challenge(which i recommend to any addict). I finished the program, and relapsed 3 months later. I am still in my addiction but i know God is faithful to get me out once again.

Now how the fuck do I slow my heart rate down to go to sleep and no I dont have any benzos

I woke up picked up a friend and drove around a while, I dropped em off and took a wrong street leaving me far across town. I got back home abit late and my dad was already in a bitchy mood since we were going to be about 10 minutes late to my driving test appointment.

So I had to hear his shit until I basically told em to fuck off, I mean he called me irresponsible, how often does he take notice of all the shit I do properly and on time, but the one time I fuck up even just a little, he's on it.

Anyway he finally shut his mouth for a short while after before he found something else to bitch about, I don't know, he's extroverted-its a god damn nightmare being around him- u don't know wut extroverted means until uve been around my dad nigguh, for the most part- shit seeps out of his mouth and nobody listens.

I get the forms done and head over to the driving test area. This lady, who is the instructor, is already in a bitchy mood, hating life and all the fucks in it. (She screams at my dad to stay in the car, car was washed so windows were up)

So I go, driving like a boss- as always- and she starts taking notes, I am fully aware of my surroundings and yet she marks me down for not taking note of my surroundings, gee I didn't know u had to twist ur fucken neck around exorcist style just to make it obvious enough for her to take note.

I admit, some turns were too short and I did stop too close to another vehicle but the bitch exaggerated. She told me at the end that at one point she was ready to pull the handbrake because she was afraid I was going to hit the other cars- I should've fucken hit them and started fucking convulsing just to fuck with her head

I got 31/15 allowed mistakes, better luck next week.

Nonetheless:

• When's the last time you ran? Last summer. Bunged my knees nicely too. Can't run anymore
• Do your jeans have rips, tears, and holes in them? None that I wear outside of the house.
• What are you dreading right now? Off the top of my head, nothing. My Aunt is going through a round of heavy chemo, and I'm worried for her-- that's kind of the same thing.
• Do you celebrate 420? Maybe twice in my life. Maybe more often unintentionally. Don't really smoke any more.
• Do you get the full 8 hours of sleep a night? Between 7 and 8 usually. I operate best with 9.
• If anyone came to your house on your "lazy days" what would ya'll do? Does not compute. If I'm entertaining, there'll at least be some nuts/olives/dips, drinks, and either a cool movie, conversation or croquet.
• Who last grabbed your ass? Grabbed? Can't for the life of me recall. Felt up? A lady friend
• Have you ever been on your school's track team? Ha! Nope. Didn't get into fitness until late Uni.
• Do you own a pair of Converse? Actually, yes-- but they don't look like Chucks or anything.
• Did you copy and paste this survey? Of course.
• Do you eat raw cookie dough? Used to. Loved to, actually.
• Have you ever kicked a vending machine? Probably.
• Don't you hate it when the radio ruins good songs by playing them over and over? I haven't listened to commercial radio in years.
• Do you watch Trading Spaces? I don't watch TV.
• How do you eat oreos? I don't anymore, but when I did I'd just pop them in my mouth and chew them.
• Have you ever stayed online for a very long time waiting for someone? Yup. But then again, I basically live online.
• Are you cocky? Bwhahahaha!
• Could you live without a computer? I predate the internet, but have had a computer since I was 2. I could, but they're my connection to the world.
• Do you wear your shoes in the house? No, although I'm supposed to-- orthotics. What am I, a savage?
• Who or what sleeps with you? Nothing.
• At what age did you find out that Santa wasn't real? Don't recall. I was young though. Kept pretending though, for the benefit of my younger siblings.
• How many phones, house phones and cell phones are in your house? One cell and an old-timey 'touch tone' that works as my entry buzzer. It looks like a rotary phone, but with buttons instead of the rotor.
• What do you do when you're sad? Mope.
• Who would you call first if you won the lottery? Dunno. I never play it, so I don't think about stuff like that.
• Last time you saw your best friend? 2 or 3 January-- he's on the other end of the country for school. We chat daily though.
• Are you in high school? Ha! No. Look at my join date.
• What jewelry are you wearing? None-- I don't really wear jewelry.
• Is anyone on your bad side now? Nope.
• What's the first thing you do when you get online? Turn on my chat client, and check my email/FB messages.
• Do you watch Grey's Anatomy? Nope. Can't stand it. My sister loves it though
• How do most people spell your name? The non-diminutive way.
• Would you wear a boy/girlfriends clothes? She'd need to be pretty big, or be okay with the clothes being stretched to hell and back.
• Where do you work? A small medical device development company.
• What are you doing tomorrow? Working, practising flute, a short workout at home, then BL.
• Is Justin Timberlake becoming the next Michael Jackson? No. Not even close.
• Favorite name for a girl? Nienor.
• Favorite name for a boy? Samwise.
• Will you keep your last name when you get married? Kind of a moot point. I'd be keen on taking a hyphenate though.
• When was the last time you left your house? This morning.
• Do you return your cart? I don't usually use a cart, but when I do I always put it back.
• Do you have a dishwasher? Yes, thank jebus!
• What noise do you hear? Computer fan and The Simpsons.
• Would you survive in prison? Probably not. I'm too pretty and not at all violent.
• Who is the youngest in your family? Nuclear family? My brother. Extended? My niece.
• If all of your friends were going on a road trip, who would most likely overpack? Me. I suck at travelling light.
• Do you know anyone with the same name as you? First? Tons.
• What's the last thing you purchased? Ummm, groceries on Sunday, I think.
• Do your siblings ever pay for stuff for you? Usually not-- we can all afford to pay our own way. We'll spot each other for group gifts though, but we always square up.
• What brand are your pants right now? Um,Lululemon loungey sweats.
• Ever been to Georgia (the state)? Ummmm, no. Why on earth would I ever go there?
• What irritates you most on the internet? I'm going to agree with spork: swim. That, and just the general level of ignorance in comment threads-- in general, BL is different, of course.
• What brand is your digital camera? Point and shoot: Canon, DSLR: Nikon.
  Do you watch movies with your parents? Haven't in ages. We don't generally like the same sorts of films.
• What song best describes your life right now? Ummmm, I don't know.
• Do you own expensive perfume/cologne? I don't know how expensive it is, but I have cologne, yes.
• Are you taking college classes right now? Nope.
• Do you like sushi? It's one of the very few animal foods that I miss.
• Do you get your hair cut every month? Every six weeks or so.
• Do you go online everyday? Unless I'm camping, yes.
• Will you pass this survey on to 5 people? Silly survey-- it thinks it's a chain letter!