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The EADD a trifle annoyed thread v. I bet that smarts a bit

Awww poor Josh. Perhaps you're more manly below the belt than most...... Just sayin'
 
Hmm... my arse is essentially hairless. What exactly are you suggesting, Sadie?

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Modesty and decorum prevent even me from responding to that, m'dear ;)
 
Josh said:
So why is my arse so hairy, but still I can't grow a beard? *sobs*
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I keep wondering this myself. You are not alone!

edit: got a card off Yodel about a missed delivery a few days ago with nothing on other than the time of attempted delivery. Didn't redeliver Saturday so rang them just now and apparently the parcel is marked as delivered despite nowt being with our neighbours. Fucking shite company, not the first time they've pissed me about and wouldn't use them personally but apparently Amazon still do. Never had problems with Royal Mail, DPD, UPS etc.
 
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Yodel are an absolute piss take. My local Yodel driver is a bloke in a dodgy cardigan who drives round in a stupidly overloaded Nissan Micra. He usually turns up about 7pm, cards me, then fucks off without ever ringing the doorbell.
 
You just need to get a 'no entry' tattoo and you will be set.
 
kate said:
Looks like they done a good job Josh - what's the other end like?
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Day of surgery: https://www.dropbox.com/s/xj6ar1im3i28ecu/2015-01-16 09.10.40.jpg?dl=0

Yesterday (looks the same as today): https://www.dropbox.com/s/xj6ar1im3i28ecu/2015-01-16 09.10.40.jpg?dl=0

Me (bored now): https://www.dropbox.com/s/e5qppvynpwvszne/2015-01-18 16.49.40.jpg?dl=0

Yeah, they've done a shit hot job, all internal stitches and external gluing, so no stitches to remove at all. Just need to get my intakes and outputs sorted and then I'm out of here. I've only had paracetamol today (albeit IV), can't believe how little pain I'm in. Sure the front wound is sore when I move about (I'm very vomity and not eating yet), because the abdo muscles are effectively cut in half, but the back one hurts not one bit, weird huh? Most of my worst pain is gripey bloaty pain in my small bowel, for which no pain killer I'd effective.
 
Eek, yeah, wishing you a speedy recovery. :)

But did you buy a selfie stick to take the arse photo?
 
All the best, Josh. <3

I think you should invest in a nice DVD box set to watch during your recovery:

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Josh said:
Day of surgery: https://www.dropbox.com/s/xj6ar1im3i28ecu/2015-01-16 09.10.40.jpg?dl=0

Yesterday (looks the same as today): https://www.dropbox.com/s/xj6ar1im3i28ecu/2015-01-16 09.10.40.jpg?dl=0

Me (bored now): https://www.dropbox.com/s/e5qppvynpwvszne/2015-01-18 16.49.40.jpg?dl=0

Yeah, they've done a shit hot job, all internal stitches and external gluing, so no stitches to remove at all. Just need to get my intakes and outputs sorted and then I'm out of here. I've only had paracetamol today (albeit IV), can't believe how little pain I'm in. Sure the front wound is sore when I move about (I'm very vomity and not eating yet), because the abdo muscles are effectively cut in half, but the back one hurts not one bit, weird huh? Most of my worst pain is gripey bloaty pain in my small bowel, for which no pain killer I'd effective.
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Nice bit of work and when it;s healed a bit it'll just look like the rest of you - kinda cute ;). Super stuff, appreciate you cant' be feeling amazing at the moment but think of the freedom once you get this system up and running man. Hold that hope butterfly Josh - you've done amazing <3

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kate said:
Nice bit of work and when it;s healed a bit it'll just look like the rest of you - kinda cute ;). Super stuff, appreciate you cant' be feeling amazing at the moment but think of the freedom once you get this system up and running man. Hold that hope butterfly Josh - you've done amazing <3
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The stoma will be half that size by the time it's settled down, six months or so, they're always massive to start with. It's a pain because when you have to change bags you have to measure and cut the hole each time, eventually you can send off a template and get your prescription perfectly laser cut :)
 
Ugh this 0345 number keeps calling me n a fkn unknown number called me other day too. I swear to GOODNESS that if they continue I will change my pigging number. I've changed my number goodness know how many times now because companies keep on phoning me. FFS, I've set my voicemail why on EARTH can they not leave a my voicemail instead of phoning 2-3 times a dau. It must be one of **** surveys or insurance payoff bollox but why on EARTH do they pester people like this???????

I've had this number since August n hardly anyone knows it. I only just gave it to the dentist yesterday.

I will NOT be forced to answer the damn phone if I don't wish to.

I just think I could change my number. It's the second worst thing to people in town who hassle me when I've not gone into town for their ***** wish they'd do one n all.

Evey
 
TPS? Is that a company that blocks unwelcome numbers????
I'll Google that. Thanks, Ponch.

Evey
 
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