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you might be a jaded raver if....(i thought this was funny)

**what's jaded??????***
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***I just follow the cadets to the MESS hall on chow time!!****
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Shit, or get off the POT!
 
I smiled the whole time. Some apply to me too, but the some are just crazy. I'd feel like a burn out with some of othes. But yep...definetly jaded here too. Once ones been there and done that-they'll be able to look back and laugh at all the dumb asses left around. Two thumbs up from here.
MescMan
 
This is some funny stuff.....I see no reason at all to delete this thread...it's called humor, liven up a bit
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-Chris
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"We are pagens, we worship great walls of sound."
"Fuck man! We're on E!"....."Yeah, we're all on E" -Raverdave and Brownman
 
yeah, some of those hit home. Somebody posted that on PKU a local rave mailing list yesterday.
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I pretend to work. They pretend to pay.
 
"You have day-dreams that involve the Teletubbies and a large rusty
chainsaw" LMAO
 
That "glowstick show" is the funniest and it happens aat every party that I go to...and plus when they make you put on those stupid looking glasses that are like kalidescopes and look like they came off of that black guy from star trek...
 
Come to New York..The haven for jaded ravers!
Maybe you should add:
* You never smile, even at raves
* You try to appear like you are too cool for actually having fun
* The only drugs you use now are dust, alcohol and tobacco
 
Okay, okay... I admit it. I reluctantly laughed my ass off at this one.
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No way it's getting deleted.
But hey, guess what? I AM ONLY THREE PERCENT JADED! FUCK YEAH!!
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*happytwirl-n-curtsy*
~*~ Ashke ~*~
[This message has been edited by Ashke (edited 27 April 2000).]
 
77% - not as jaded as I had expected (maybe 'cause I've never seen any dancers from LA).
By far the funniest thing I have seen on Bluelight....keep posting w33k4p4u9.
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Out here on the dancefloor, we can make sandwiches
 
Wow, I guess I am pretty jaded after all
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Imagine that.
I measure things in pills, not vinyl though, I have to disagree about the post rave sex
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"I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and DOGGONE it, people like me"
 
Oh dear...
I'll say no more
Jaded "89%" Jase.
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Well.... I msut admit I didn't get quite a few of them... but I'm also a ... ahem, newbie... but I am also only 7.20% jaded...and am quite happy about it.... I've gotta LOT to learn...since I was "only born yesterday," right, w33k4pau9?
Nat
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Stop, drop and ROOOOOLLLLLLL!!!!!!
 
Very funny.
Adding a couple more:
You either know the promoter, the dj, are on the list, or can get in for free.
You'll go to an event just to see one dj, then leave.
You avoid sweaty hugs like the plague, in fact you avoid sweating all night, if you can help it.
You don't get searched/carded/hassled anymore.
You go to parties thrown by record labels rather than raves thrown by production companies.
Blow replaces e.
 
Here are so more I came up with from personal experience:
You've ever resisted the urge to slap a kid who looked about 12 years old and appeared to be rolling.
You wince at the amount of trash raves contribute to the landfills: all those silly kandykid plastic bracelets, used glowsticks, and water bottles that lazy promoters never bother to recycle
You worry about the future of 14 year old kids who conduct chemistry experiments on their developing brains each weekend, and consider the impending necessity of publicly-funding rehab centers from recovering rave burnouts
Jaded enough for you?
Progressive trance is still the shit.
 
LOL at this thread. I'm not gonna do the math, but I'm hardly jaded. I can add one though(?):
-standing with your hands on hips while at a party, tsking at the newbies.
Uh, ok, that's it.
The One
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chuckle chuckle.
It's kinda funny but isn't this what happened to Disco? And the first punk scene?
Jaded giggle giggle. See and thats why I think ex-punk people make good ravers, they come in naturually jaded and use the rave scene to just take the splinters and sharp corners off their bristly exteriors.
 
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