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Alcohol You know you're pissed when...

chinup said:
even amongst heavy drinkers fubs is an edge case.

and that is why we will live longer than him

(and joking aside, i'd prefer you stop than meet an untimely end fubs)
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well you'll probably live longer than him given he's old enough to be ya dad n all, indeed tes

however the grim reality truly is that we never know when the axe may fall, anytime for anyone innit

I mean, I might not even get to finish this po
 
The UltimateFixx said:
Huh? That's weird. Here in UK I can watch it.
Or if you meant that reddit is full of wankers, it is and I'm not ON it. That's just the first site that comes up in the search. Might be somewhere on YouTube too with a bit of luck
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Not all reddit is bad, Fixxy. I've met some fantastic comrades there.
 
F.U.B.A.R. said:
So the empty bottle of shame is relegated to the very bottom of the wheelie bin and nothing else is said...
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Hm. At times the space between my bed and the wall was like a mass grave for empty cans and bottles. At intervals I'd have to sneak them in with the recycling. Not so easy since I was putting away industrial quantities.
Then was also constantly broke because I kept drinking the cooking wine and spirits on the sly then having to buy new before anyone noticed. Right as I'm typing this I still got a few replacements to make. The liquid in the vodka bottle is currently tap water, the brandy is water with a dash of soy sauce, and the port is grape juice with red food colouring. I bloody hope nobody starts cooking with any of those (they're in the kitchen for flavouring sauces) before I get paid next week
 
The UltimateFixx said:
Hm. At times the space between my bed and the wall was like a mass grave for empty cans and bottles. At intervals I'd have to sneak them in with the recycling. Not so easy since I was putting away industrial quantities.
Then was also constantly broke because I kept drinking the cooking wine and spirits on the sly then having to buy new before anyone noticed. Right as I'm typing this I still got a few replacements to make. The liquid in the vodka bottle is currently tap water, the brandy is water with a dash of soy sauce, and the port is grape juice with red food colouring. I bloody hope nobody starts cooking with any of those (they're in the kitchen for flavouring sauces) before I get paid next week
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Oh god. I know what you mean.

Many's the time I've substituted the contents of a bottle of spirits with water, only to be found out later by the owner of said bottle.
 
F.U.B.A.R. said:
Oh god. I know what you mean.

Many's the time I've substituted the contents of a bottle of spirits with water, only to be found out later by the owner of said bottle.
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Buggeration. Xd

.. And then there's the bit when the people around you start fucking counting how many drinks you're having. So then certain measures are needed in order to get away with drinking the amount you actually WANT to. Things I did, was for instance buy twice the 'okay' amount, then pre - load by knocking back half of that at the old railway track on my way home from the shops. Then I had this winter coat where I made a slit in the inside lining and you could hide two large cans in there without it showing on the outside. So I'd walk into the house demonstratively carrying only 2 (see, this is all I'm having!) with another 2 hidden in my coat and 4 already inside me.
I also perfected the skill of simultaneously cracking open two at once because at one point my mother was even listening out for the number of can - opening sodding noises!!
 
I've exhausted all of the hiding places in my house. So now I've only got my van, where I keep an empty half bottle of vodka.

So I buy a full bottle, then pour half of it into the empty one so I can walk into the house with 'just a half bottle - using my stash in the van for top ups throughout the night...


@The UltimateFixx are you me by any chance?
 
F.U.B.A.R. said:
I've exhausted all of the hiding places in my house. So now I've only got my van, where I keep an empty half bottle of vodka.

So I buy a full bottle, then pour half of it into the empty one so I can walk into the house with 'just a half bottle - using my stash in the van for top ups throughout the night...
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I can't stand vodka. The stuff tastes like paint stripper smells. (I' ll only have it when there's nothing else left but I find it literally hard to swallow.)

PS you also know that you're pissed...

- when you come round from being passed - out and start making the afternoon coffee you made 7 hrs earlier
- when you take random food items out of cupboards for no reason and put them in nonsensical places
- when you eat food in the most hideous and disgusting combinations and think it's a revolutionary culinary idea (chocolate sprinkles on pepperoni pizza, anyone?)
 
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F.U.B.A.R. said:
1. Bullshit. You drink to get hammered

2. No you wouldn't, you were too pissed.


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Hahaha!

... the thing that slightly concerns me is find it almost impossible to get a hangover these days. Not that that in itself exactly displeases me, but I will literally pass out before I can physically drink the amount necessary to make me sick the next morning.
I think that means my tolerance has gone waaaayy too damn high
 
The UltimateFixx said:
Hahaha!

... the thing that slightly concerns me is find it almost impossible to get a hangover these days. Not that that in itself exactly displeases me, but I will literally pass out before I can physically drink the amount necessary to make me sick the next morning.
I think that means my tolerance has gone waaaayy too damn high
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Same.

However, I do tend to get that dry heaving in the morning after a big sesh. But once that's out the way I feel fine.

I also have to go through 3 or 4 rounds of runny shits to clear my guts, but that's easily remedied with codeine.
;)
 
F.U.B.A.R. said:
Same.

However, I do tend to get that dry heaving in the morning after a big sesh. But once that's out the way I feel fine.

I also have to go through 3 or 4 rounds of runny shits to clear my guts, but that's easily remedied with codeine.
;)
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I will feel like slightly nauseous but nothing more for maybe half an hour or so and a little bit jittery and uncomfortable. But that's it.
Plus if I've been drinking beer (which is mostly my favourite) of course I also get the Gumobischi. (German slang for 'good morning beer shits') XD

If I know I gotta be somewhere the next day I'll eat a packet of Imodium with my drink, that stops it happening.
 
The UltimateFixx said:
- when you eat food in the most hideous and disgusting combinations and think it's a revolutionary culinary idea (chocolate sprinkles on pepperoni pizza, anyone?)
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one of my most infamous creations is:

(1) can Chicken of the Sea - Pink Salmon
whatever is left in the Prego jar in the fridge
handful of tame jalapeños
sharp cheddar cheese

microwave until it explodes and makes huge mess

eat with saltine crackers
 
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