prince_igor
Bluelighter
- Joined
- Jul 6, 2021
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you know your drunk when you put food in the microwave then enter your pin number.
I've done that before. Woke up with a black charred mess in the oven.At least I'm not alone in putting food in the oven then one way or another burning it so it's totally black carbon.
Don’t that many a time while camping. Melted half my boot once because I got them wet and placed them a little too closer to the fire to try and dry them out.You accidentally stand in the fire. True story but it was burning away.
You accidentally stand in the fire. True story but it was burning away.
Eh up Sunrise my old drinking buddy, where ya been?
You know you're pissed when you have a weird dream about pissing, then you wake up and you're pissing.
It's happened to me before. I think what happens is I actually wake up to piss, but because I'm so drunk I kinda just blackout, keep laying there and piss while half awake and then wake myself back up, lol.*knock on wood*
I've always found this fascinating...the whole pissing oneself when passed out thing. It's never happened to me and I've woken up still fucked with a bladder that made me look pregnant more times than I care to remember. At worst, I seem to wake up in the middle of the night/morning because I have to piss so hard and then just pass out again.
It's happened to me before. I think what happens is I actually wake up to piss, but because I'm so drunk I kinda just blackout, keep laying there and piss while half awake and then wake myself back up, lol.
You only, so funny you mention that phenomenon from my angle.You know you're pissed when you have a weird dream about pissing, then you wake up and you're pissing.
How are you doing?
So, your dream came true.You know you're pissed when you have a weird dream about pissing, then you wake up and you're pissing.
Send some work this way....then it'll all be balanced and we'll sort the drug-booze conundrum as well I reckon.Oh ya know, same old same old. Too much booze, not enough drugs. Overworked, underpaid. Same shit different day etc. etc.
Send some work this way....then it'll all be balanced and we'll sort the drug-booze conundrum as well I reckon.
You're in the north?
ha, my mum's from carlisle and insists that manchester is the south but that's just one of the many things she's wrong about.Well, north of that London anyway. There's still a lot of north above me...