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Alcohol You know you're pissed when...

I'm not fuckin joking. When you've got a twenty something bird walking up your stairs in a far too tight minidress with tits and arse bursting out everywhere, where's a bloke supposed to look? Especially when you know your wife can detect the slightest glance in the 'wrong' direction.

It's hell being a bloke... 😀
 
Sunyecho said:
You look straight up into boobs and tell your wife how this kids today have no style with all those colours and how you're so glad that you're wife always had a good taste. 🤣
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Ah, so perhaps "why don't you ever look like that?" was not a good idea?


I'll never understand wimmin... 🤣
 
When I actually know I don't need any more intoxicants and put the heroin and cannabis away and have a cozy power nap

When Ive confessed to every recent wrong doing criminality shit to anyone who listens because I'm emotional

When I can't it takes 30 min to do a Google or youtube search because I keep nodding out
 
When even you dont understand the psycho jibberish you are spewing, but the other voices in ur head do and upset you more by trying to xplain the to you the jibberishness :oops:
 
Bare_head said:
When u get woke up with your dick in hand and porn on by ur parent.....Oh that was gbl never mind 🤣
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oh man happened to me a few times but from meth/stims combined with benzos

thankfully never by my parent though, holy shit

even worse my girlfriend at the time once xD I thought she was at work ooooooh shit that was awkward
 
Jackal said:
Get up, shower, brush teeth, comb hair, and march off down the road to work to be followed a few minutes later by one's girlfriend shouting at one to stop, come back home and put some fucking trousers on
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nothing wrong with showing a little pride in ones accomplishments.
 
iTry91 said:
I'm so legendary I fell down my stairs and broke my toe... Ouch
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As I said.....I'm a fucking fraud.

This past Saturday, for example, had a bottle of wine and then headed to the pub for some pints and football. Had 5 pints at the pub and headed to the rave where I had another 6 pints and some gin. Then I ate 100mg of proppa MDMA and all that I managed was to forget to brush my teeth before going to sleep when I got home at 5am. Didn't even run out of smokes. #nottryinghardenough
 
SunriseChampion said:
As I said.....I'm a fucking fraud.

This past Saturday, for example, had a bottle of wine and then headed to the pub for some pints and football. Had 5 pints at the pub and headed to the rave where I had another 6 pints and some gin. Then I ate 100mg of proppa MDMA and all that I managed was to forget to brush my teeth before going to sleep when I got home at 5am. Didn't even run out of smokes. #nottryinghardenough
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I'd say that was a good effort mate.

#tolerancethroughthefuckinroof...
 
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