F.U.B.A.R.
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My usual one is to put the microwave on for ten minutes then realise I haven't put the food in. God knows how it still works...
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My usual one is to put the microwave on for ten minutes then realise I haven't put the food in. God knows how it still works...
TheUltimateFixx
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I have incinerated countless dinners, alas. And I can't even realistically spare the money
PS for everyone reading this, the ONLY drunk random concoction of a dish I've ever made which actually WORKED and still tasted good when sober, is this :
1.cook some pasta.
2. in a seperate pot, cook 1 can of tomatoes with 1 can of tuna, half a can of sweetcorn, 1 diced onion, 2 cloves of diced garlic and 2 handfuls of sliced mushrooms (not THOSE kinda mushrooms xd) for 20 mins.
3. add 1 tsp salt and black pepper, paprika powder, oregano and tomato puree (or ketchup) to taste.
4. top with any preferred amount of grated cheese of your choice.
PS this was simply all that was left in the larder at the time.
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Kellsee
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My microwave always looks like it's been attacked by ramen noodles. Always got a house full of teenager boys lol. But I am so bad to lose my coffee and be looking everywhere for it and then remember I had warmed it up in the microwave. So now it's cold again. Then it repeats
matt<3ketamine
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Not any non alcoholics I know
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TheUltimateFixx
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Everyone knows the only RIGHT way for the night to end is, 'and then my mate had to cart me home in a wheelbarrow' xdThose people are boring, all their stories end the same “and then we got home”
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If someone didn’t lose an eye, finger or need some kind of major reconstructive surgery. It was a tame kind of night.
TheUltimateFixx
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I believe humorous items inexplicably lodged up one's rectum also count.
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Of course, that’s a given.
TheUltimateFixx
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F.U.B.A.R.
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When you start posting in CEPS.
Gets me everytime...
Gets me everytime...
TheUltimateFixx
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Ya mean CAPS, surely -?
'ceps' is a mushroom
'ceps' is a mushroom
F.U.B.A.R.
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No, I mean the Current Events Politics and Science subforum.
I usually avoid it like the plague unless I'm twatted...
TheUltimateFixx
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HAHAHA
jasperkent
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True story:
I once woke up, very hungover, in an alley. I did not know what city I was in. Had to walk around looking at names of streets till I recognized one.
I once woke up, very hungover, in an alley. I did not know what city I was in. Had to walk around looking at names of streets till I recognized one.
Jabberwocky
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i went in there earlier just to remind myself why i don't.
it made me the other type of pissed, which made me want to get pissed. but i did not. i even turned down a g+t.
TheUltimateFixx
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.. Yes.
matt<3ketamine
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Or the alcoholics story starts with them drinking in their house alone and ends with them doing the same, or in one case of my mates, dying.Those people are boring, all their stories end the same “and then we got home”
Your confusing a sober person with a person with a bad addiction problem
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You’re jumping to conclusions there sweetheart