Wrong Thread. Just Wrong, Actually.
Tailgaters.
I tap my breaks immediately,
an' wave menacingly out of the car.
I fucking hate tailgaters.
Is that 'ANAL'
or does that belong
in the misc. rants thread?
ANAL
Let's see...
@I HAVE to Shave Ev'ry Mornin'. Without fail.
@I need a constant supply of double-ended toothpicks.
@Ice. Always.
@When I don't take enough xanax I notice lack of order
everywhere an' become quite OCDish
(durin' benzo tapers)
@ I INSIST on lightin' peoples cigarettes,
and am offened if they don't let me.
@I carry alot of things on me at all times.
You would be scared if you, for some reason,
an' you probably won't, asked me to empty
my pockets. They're full of 'USEFUL THINGS'.
@I need to know that there is
at least
6-8 litres of ice cold water in the fridge at all times.
@I won't let ANYONE touch MY LEVELS in my car.
Like Ordell Robbie in "Jackie Brown" -
'I Gots That Shit Set Jus' The Way I Like It.'
@I'll only buy freerange eggs and start fights with people
who buy cage eggs.
@I get really annoyed when you let peeps in in traffic
an' they dont give you a wave.
@I keep a pen or pencil behind my ear.
@I think expensive toilet paper is a crock
@Who would eat cereal?
@I HATE people turning music down when I'm listenin' to it
@I'm very clean
@Rudeness makes me angry. I try to be real polite.
@I fare-avaid on public transport because I'm anal
and when I was bein' all pseudo-communist in highschool
for a while I found out that public transport is free in Cuba,
so I'M real anal about that. I buy cheap tickets an' slink
around transport officers.
That's just, um, off the top-of-my-head,
so, I might get back to you.
I think that was mostly a rant, not about what
I'M ANAL about
ey?
eh.
Don' read it then.