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Ultimate fighting: Beer

Ultimate Fighting: Beer

  • It's a SLAB... of course

    Votes: 28 31.5%
  • A CARTON, fuckwits

    Votes: 38 42.7%
  • A BOX or a CASE

    Votes: 19 21.3%
  • Beerwhtfycunts

    Votes: 4 4.5%

  • Total voters
    89
More Fun Than It Sounds

It's not a question,
it's a case...
don't matter what size...
but,
anyway,
it should be a case of liqour, & a keg,
an' at my house,
as this seconde' bottle 'o' Gin is dissin' in fronta'mel.

An' I have no New Years Bullshitushions,
so,
if anyone think's that slab/case/carton/box/trapizoid
sittin' in the corner's gonna tempt dem,
well,
PM me an' I'll min' it.

Fo' Sho'.

In The mean time,
I might work on the Gansta Rap Colourin' Book I got For My Birthday...
Mad.
Suge.
I'll paint ya up good.
One Love.

NB: Why no Nas or Em.?
Weird....

The Ans'war is 'CASE'.
But Keg is freeeash.

Now,
lock-in-thread.

I got girlie's to watch dye hair....

:)
 
Nah, totally a carton (I'm from WA)

Which states/regions use which terms?
 
Aussie HipHop Rules. Now if I've got the lyrics right

Matty B says this;

...I said cool as fuck
‘cause me and op [?] feel like startin’
we’re coming on the train
to your apartment with a carton...



I'd say it's box/slab/case closed =D
 
years and years ago when i did work for the dole I met Matty B. He seems to be relatively well known these days.
 
Diego Blunt said:
yes i concur ... gospel.


misquoting is sentence for bluelight death.

as is calling a slab of beer a case or a box.

AND HE NAMETH MANY BEERS A SLAB AND WILL VENGE HIS FIRE ON ANYONE WHO CALLS OTHERWISE.
 
I'm from WA
usually slab amongst my immediate friends, but i'll accept carton from a Perth person quite happily.

Case = wine.

edit : KKE you're a legend. just by the by...
 
CHiLD-0F-THE-BEAT said:
^Agreed 100%. Language evolves, people. We are not apes.

Correct we ARE NOT apes, are are Aussie's... and Aussie's call it a...


SLAB!

:) :p
 
Yo' Brew Ha-Ha Don' Work

Look,
it get's boring to bring this up again,
but
people,
add up who has the most posts
about alcohol...
...then divide it by fuck off,
an' the anwar saddat
is not righter because it's biggerly written...
...it's right because it's got weight...
(an' not Melbournian Blah-Talk....)
the answer is still
case.


Foo's.

*sigh*
 
Amy, this is for you

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And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to call a slab a 'carton'. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!
 
Dead Nigga Storage

I got a threshold, Jules.
I got a threshold for the abuse I'll take.
And you're crossin' it.
I'm a race-car and you got me in the red.
Redline 7000,
that's where you are.
Just know,
it's fuckin' dangerous
to be drivin'
a race car when it's
in
the
red.
It could blow.


You're gettin' ready to blow?
I'm a
mushroom-cloud-layin' motherfucker!

Every time
my
fingers touch brain
I'm
"SUPERFLY T.N.T,"
I'm the
"GUNS OF NAVARONE."
I'm what
Jimmie Walker usta
talk
about.
In fact,
what the fuck
am I
doin' in the back?
You're the
motherfucker
should be on
brain detail.

We're tradin'.
I'm washin' windows
and
you're pickin'
up this nigger's skull.


That's da "CASE".

HAPPY
BIRTHDAY
DALE!


Shit, nigga, that's all you hadta say.

;) %) =D =D =D
 
Put your liver where your mouth is!!

I say the only way to settle this is via some serious drinking.

So all of you slab, box, carton and case advocates; pick your players. Lets get together and drink / argue our way to resolving this most important issue.

Each contestant will be required to debate the merits of his/her team's chosen term. To make it interesting all contestants will also be required to eat a selection of greasy/fatty foods before commencement.


The winning team would be judged by;

a) the most convincing argument

b) number of stubbies consumed in 7 hours per team (7 being a good drinking number)

c) rate of consumption (stubbies/hour)


NOTE: A Sudden death challenge can be called at any time after the 6th hour This would involve each team member downing a yard glass of beer inside 3 minutes.



Anyone who vomits would be instantly disqualified, although they will be eligible to be in the running for the prestigious "hard case" award, the prize of which includes more fatty food and beer.

Not to forget the much sought after wooden crate trophy, flown in 'specially from NZ. :D
 
Im with you on this one phase!!:) Slab team, carton team and case-box team. Can we make it a round robin event though;)

Put me down for the carton team..:p
 
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