Don't change it at all. I love this place. I do my best to ensure that 90% of my posts are less than 3 lines long, utterly idiotic and on page 3,547 of the "Who eats tomato sauce with things other than meat" thread. This is the type of bluelight social we need.
With that in mind I have some suggestions;
Independent thought is evil and should ruthlessly exterminated.
People posting threads which cannot degenerate into an 8,000 page, one word post-whoring competition should be rounded up and shot.
All threads should contain enough pictorial content or other bandwidth heavy material to cause the average 56k modem to commit ritual suicide.
All threads should contain links to tantalizing sounding web pages which cause my internet browser to explode on connection.
All threads, even those completely unrelated to actual bluelighters or event involving bluelighters, should contain at least 50% backslapping and injokes (preferably injokes that aren't funny, or at least haven't been since they were first used back in the dawn of bluelight time).
Everybody should say they have fucked everybody, in that utterly hilarious, man on man, woman on woman, man on donkey. internet popularity gathering, "I haven't really but I'll say it to get a personal response" kind of way (see the which bluelight have you fucked thread for details).
People who use the social forum should be prevented at all costs from even realising that there is actually a harm minimization page at bluelight.ru
All bluelighters, regardless of when they were registered, should continually bring up the days when Pleo ruled social, bluelight was green and bunny was still "blu" and "fluffy" in order to show just how hardcore they really are.
Also, newer bluelighters should refer to things that I didn't even know had happened as being "back in the day", and then proceed to make crappy injokes about it.
All new threads must be double checked to ensure that they have been done before.
ALtErNating CaPS aND
BRiGht cOloUrS ShOulD Be UsEd TO MakE EvERyOnE ThInK you ArE COol
All bluelighters must begin to make jaded cynical one line quips about everything once they have been on the forum for more than a year.
Every bluelighter must at some stage make a triumphant return to bluelight after a monumental disappearance (three months will usually do it), and consequently be heralded by everyone who remembers them as if they are the second coming of christ.
Well now that I have got that off my chest I am going to start a "you know you are a bluelighter when ....." thread. That hasn't been done for ages.