BigG
Ex-Bluelighter
Where's the best place on board a ship to have a party?...
Where the funnel - be..... Sorry...as you were
Where the funnel - be..... Sorry...as you were
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F.U.B.A.R.
Bluelight Crew
Actually, some blokes like shoving their fist through a (smoke) ring...
KingOfWessex
Bluelighter
felix
Bluelight Crew
Come on now, what about someone being raped by a clown? Or better still, vice versa? Or even better still, the look on a feminist's face when you say this "joke"?
You're no more of a "shouty feminist" than I am. Rape is an equal opportunities pastime for all the genders.
That's a new one on me. :D
BigG
Ex-Bluelighter
BecomingJulie
Bluelight Crew
This is a localised joke. If you aren't from the right city and don't speak with the right accent, you haven't a hope of understanding it .....
"Hey, Bob! That's nice! Where did you get it?"
"That industrial estate between Allenton and Alvaston!"
"Ascot drive?"
"No, there's buses down Ozzie Road and London Road!"
"Hey, Bob! That's nice! Where did you get it?"
"That industrial estate between Allenton and Alvaston!"
"Ascot drive?"
"No, there's buses down Ozzie Road and London Road!"
zombywoof
Bluelighter
hear about the irishman put the condom on inside out
he went
well you did say poor joke
he went
well you did say poor joke
BecomingJulie
Bluelight Crew
Q. Why did the condom cross the road?
A. It got pissed off!
A. It got pissed off!
zombywoof
Bluelighter
why did the orange stop at the top of the hill
it ran out of juice
it ran out of juice
consumer
Bluelighter
A pair of jumper cables walks into a bar.
The bartender says " I'll serve you but dont start anything "
The bartender says " I'll serve you but dont start anything "
with his friend a bra
I won't serve you - your mates off his tits - and your looking to start something.
Ah - you joined the scouts also ?
strungout2010
Bluelighter
The two gay fella's in the phone box
Ringing each other.
Ringing each other.
zombywoof
Bluelighter
Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick sorry couldn't resist
BecomingJulie
Bluelight Crew
There were two steam engines in a shunting yard. Which one was gay?
The one with the tender behind.
The one with the tender behind.
F.U.B.A.R.
Bluelight Crew
Then there was Ben Doon and Phil McRevis...
zombywoof
Bluelighter
Went to the doctors the other day and told him everytime i go for a crap it comes out as chips
He said try lifting your string vest a bit higher next time
He said try lifting your string vest a bit higher next time
strungout2010
Bluelighter
Where are you (roughly) FUBAR down here its Ben Dover & phill Mcrackin. Chinese whispers I spose.
You do know Paul skin-back I hope.
You do know Paul skin-back I hope.
F.U.B.A.R.
Bluelight Crew
I'm everywhere and nowhere baby,
That's where I'm at...
Er, Cheshire...
zombywoof
Bluelighter
Going down a bumpy hillside,
In your hippy hat.
Flying across the country,
And getting fat,
Saying everything is groovy,
When your tyres are flat,
In your hippy hat.
Flying across the country,
And getting fat,
Saying everything is groovy,
When your tyres are flat,