F.U.B.A.R.
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"Procrastinators of the World, UNITE!!"
(But we may as well leave it til tomorrow now yeh?)
(But we may as well leave it til tomorrow now yeh?)
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consumer
Bluelighter
"dyslexics untie"
F.U.B.A.R.
Bluelight Crew
Heh,
Sprout
Bluelight Crew
DNA: National Dyslexic Association.
zombywoof
Bluelighter
Daddy daddy daddy why am i running around in circles
shut up or i will nail your other foot down
shut up or i will nail your other foot down
zombywoof
Bluelighter
How do you know a blonde in a car wash
shes the one on a motorbike
shes the one on a motorbike
zombywoof
Bluelighter
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
Don Luigi
Bluelight Crew
^ Hahaha.
What do you call a blonde hooker doing a handstand?
A brunette with bad breath.
What do you call a blonde hooker doing a handstand?
A brunette with bad breath.
BecomingJulie
Bluelight Crew
Ten SCUD missiles, hanging on the wall
Ten SCUD missiles, hanging on the wall
And if one SCUD missile should accidentally fall
There'd be no SCUD missiles
And precious little wall!
Ten SCUD missiles, hanging on the wall
And if one SCUD missile should accidentally fall
There'd be no SCUD missiles
And precious little wall!
Tangerine Dream
Bluelighter
They should release groundhog day 2 at the cinema; but just play groundhog day!
F.U.B.A.R.
Bluelight Crew
zombywoof
Bluelighter
oh you are so continental
What about my house?
Where the week begins with drugs in the back of a white van...
Eh, actually, I've never done that, so welcome to Scotland anytime mate :D In exchange I can offer you a "trip" fnar fnar on a choppy ferry across the seas to a remote island or 2 that makes the Wickerman look like Jackanory 8)
F.U.B.A.R.
Bluelight Crew
Where do I sign?
You've already signed up
Let's look forward to a Scottish summer of fun and sun?
Whether you like it or not....8)
Sun, who said sun, she's an areshole 8(
zombywoof
Bluelighter
Life is like toilet paper, you're either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole.
zombywoof
Bluelighter
What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball.