zombywoof
Bluelighter
A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Brazilian...." The blonde replies, "Oh my God! You slut! How many is a brazilian?"
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Tell a shit joke
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Tangerine Dream
Bluelighter
Tell a shit joke:
Why did piglet look in the toilet? He wanted to see pooh.
There, 2 jokes for the price of none
Why did piglet look in the toilet? He wanted to see pooh.
There, 2 jokes for the price of none
zombywoof
Bluelighter
taxi for brown
strungout2010
Bluelighter
What's tha difference between a weasel and a stoat. ?
Ones weassely recognised the others stoataly different.
Fella walks in a pub says all you lot over their are wankers, and you lot over their are cunts.
Bloke stands up and says , oi,I ain't no wanker
Fella says well get over there with the cunts then.
Ones weassely recognised the others stoataly different.
Fella walks in a pub says all you lot over their are wankers, and you lot over their are cunts.
Bloke stands up and says , oi,I ain't no wanker
Fella says well get over there with the cunts then.
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felix
Bluelight Crew
Two good jokes, ruined by atrocious punctuation & spelling. :D
strungout2010
Bluelighter
I do apologise Felix, I'm a brick layer not a author ( and I had to ask my 10 year old how to spell 2 of them words ) just for. You.
felix
Bluelight Crew
I feel bad now. I'm sorry, mate. 
BigG
Ex-Bluelighter
"my ex was so fat she was a mark-f "...
" what's a mark-f ? "...
" one size up from a marquee "...
Sorry.... I'll get my coat
" what's a mark-f ? "...
" one size up from a marquee "...
Sorry.... I'll get my coat
zombywoof
Bluelighter
why your momma so fat
she jumped up in the air and got stuck
she jumped up in the air and got stuck
F.U.B.A.R.
Bluelight Crew
"my ex was so fat she was a mark-f "...
" what's a mark-f ? "...
" one size up from a marquee "...
Sorry.... I'll get my coat
That's got to be the best shit joke so far
zombywoof
Bluelighter
whats a mexicans fav sport?
Cross country
Cross country
zombywoof
Bluelighter
Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a no
bell prize
bell prize
KingOfWessex
Bluelighter
why did the pervert cross the road??
Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken
Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken
zombywoof
Bluelighter
What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in Cardiff
A leisure centre
A leisure centre
KingOfWessex
Bluelighter
^ Hahahaha you Baaaaaastard!
zombywoof
Bluelighter
a neutron walks into a bar and orders a pint of guiness and when he asks how much
the barman replies for you no charge
the barman replies for you no charge
zombywoof
Bluelighter
Paddy and Sean are coming home from the pub one night when they are walking past the park when they stumble upon a sheep with its head stuck in the railings.
In a flash paddys got his kecks around his ankles and proceeds to give the sheep the business. Then when he is finished he turns to Sean and says do you want to have a go to which he replies.
Not bloody likely I'd never get my head though those railings.
In a flash paddys got his kecks around his ankles and proceeds to give the sheep the business. Then when he is finished he turns to Sean and says do you want to have a go to which he replies.
Not bloody likely I'd never get my head though those railings.
tambourine-man
Bluelight Crew
Please tell me it was "wankers" and "cunts".
are them the names of your favourite neighbours dogs?
