Tell a shit joke

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Heard of the two gay Irishmen? Pat Mcgroin and Ben Donegan

And the gay ghosts - gave each other the willies

Then there's the gay Scots - Ben Doon and Phil McRevice.



Q. How do you tell if Boris Johnson is lying?

A. His lips move.


An oldie but a goodie...