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  • EADD Moderators: Pissed_and_messed | Shinji Ikari

Tell a shit joke

people say to me that i think the world revolves around me, well the world does not revolve around me it revolves around the sun, which shines out of my ass...
 
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The amount of tissue paper I get through, I still don't think that's environmentally sustainable.
 
I heard a funny noise whilst in bed last nite so I did all the usual stuff
- check the front door
- check the windows
- shoot my girlfriend five times
- checked the back door

Turns out there was no one there.
 
I heard a funny noise whilst in bed last nite so I did all the usual stuff
- check the front door
- check the windows
- shoot my girlfriend five times
- checked the back door

Turns out there was no one there.

Four times.
 
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