Tell a shit joke

[BecomingJulie]

Please just make em shit, not, confusing! lol

OK, last go at explaining it .....

Follow this here YouTube linky: http://youtu.be/5BmEGm-mraE and listen carefully to the last line of the chorus.

 

[BecomingJulie]

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anybody can roast beef .....

 

[angeleyes]

Yo mama's so classless she could be a Marxist utopia


The current Australian government


Fuel prices

 

[MrCookiE]

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anybody can roast beef .....

That's more like it! Lol cheep n cheerful lol

That link wouldn't let me play it!? I think it's best if I just forget about it.

 

[BecomingJulie]

What does the "B" in "Bénoît B. Mandelbrot" stand for?

Bénoît B. Mandelbrot.

 

[Vurtual]

What does the "B" in "Bénoît B. Mandelbrot" stand for?

Bénoît B. Mandelbrot.

Classy.

Missed a trick not doing it in NFSW tags though (i can't sus it out)

 

[swampdragon]

There's a bad moon on the rise .....

Oh! Hah. lol.

 

[BecomingJulie]

Ah, the candle I lit for St Jude must have worked, then .....

 

[deano88]

people say to me that i think the world revolves around me, well the world does not revolve around me it revolves around the sun, which shines out of my ass...

 

[MrCookiE]

Porn Hub has pledged to plant a tree for every 100 videos viewed on its site.





The amount of tissue paper I get through, I still don't think that's environmentally sustainable.

 

[MrCookiE]

I heard a funny noise whilst in bed last nite so I did all the usual stuff
- check the front door
- check the windows
- shoot my girlfriend five times
- checked the back door

Turns out there was no one there.

 

[THECATINTHEHAT]

I heard a funny noise whilst in bed last nite so I did all the usual stuff
- check the front door
- check the windows
- shoot my girlfriend five times
- checked the back door

Turns out there was no one there.

ffs

 

[Green Taffy]

How does Sean Connery wash the dishes?

Like a bosch

*ba dum tish*

 

[MrCookiE]

What's long hard and full of seemen?





A submarine!

 

[MrCookiE]

Why do men find it hard to make eye contact?





Because brests don't have eyes!

 

[stereo mic]

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?








A quarter pounder with cheese.

 

[MrCookiE]

Why don't blind men sky dive?






Because it scares the shit out of their dog!

 

[MrCookiE]

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?






Lick-a-lot-a-puss!

 

[gayorstraight]

I heard a funny noise whilst in bed last nite so I did all the usual stuff
- check the front door
- check the windows
- shoot my girlfriend five times
- checked the back door

Turns out there was no one there.

Four times.

 

[MrCookiE]

Four times.

Four times what????