spudgun
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A jelly baby and a polo are mates, but the jelly baby won't go clubbing because he's scared:
JB: I'm all soft and squidgy, I'm scared because I wouldn't know what to do if things start getting aggy:
Polo: Don't worry about it, man, I'm hard, I'll protect you"
So they agree to go out. They're dancing, having a good time.... Then, up walks towards them a locket. The polo scarpers, leaving the jelly baby to be pounded to a pulp. When they get outside:
JB: What happened there man, I thought you were supposed to protect me?
Polo: Aye, I might be hard, but he was menthol.
JB: I'm all soft and squidgy, I'm scared because I wouldn't know what to do if things start getting aggy:
Polo: Don't worry about it, man, I'm hard, I'll protect you"
So they agree to go out. They're dancing, having a good time.... Then, up walks towards them a locket. The polo scarpers, leaving the jelly baby to be pounded to a pulp. When they get outside:
JB: What happened there man, I thought you were supposed to protect me?
Polo: Aye, I might be hard, but he was menthol.