HahahaaHalal, is it meat you're looking for?
English man Irish man and a Scots man in a desert. Dying of thirst they come across a lamp rub it and out popps a Genie and grants them all one wish
The Englishman wishes to be in bed wife his wife with a full English breakfast followed by a blowjob and poof he is gone
The Scotsman wishes he was in his local with all the single malt whiskey he could drink and poof he is gone
The Irishman ponders his wish for a while and says its getting kind of lonely on my own I wish my mates were back with me