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[emkee_reinvented]

I suppose when you go out to dinner in a restaurant you eat the menu?

i mostly eat what's presented to me on the table (including the table wear) , Bhoedist politeness.

 

[emkee_reinvented]

What ever invented autocorrect should burn in hello.

Ever tried auto correct on a dog or cat?

My next experiment; can my cat talk using autocorrect.

 

[darvocet21]

Ever tried auto correct on a dog or cat?

My next experiment; can my cat talk using autocorrect.

Purrrrfectly

 

[emkee_reinvented]

2 guy's come up with a plan. As they have little cash.

"Let's buy a sausage and go to a bar order beer and then you pull it outand I pretend to suck you, which actually is the sausage.

Good plan, they buy the sausage and procedé with the plan. At The first cafe after pulling the act they get through. Without having to pay. Second went well, third, forth and fifth.

After a while the act, and their mental state slowly deteriorating. Both come to the conclusion both are so baked the limit is reached. One say's to the other I had enough beer, the other answer's that the sausage wasn't palatable either. To which the other answer's I lost that thing in the third pub"

 

[ions]

How do animals feel about daylight savings time?

 

[emkee_reinvented]

How do animals feel about daylight savings time?

Night or daytime creature's?

I am in the middle like my cat.

 

[ions]

If they observe humans during the change..they have an opinion

 

[darvocet21]

What happened when the Commonwealth Games were played and the English rugby team faced Australia's Aussie Rules Football and New Zealand's Kiwi Boof balls??

They beat the s*** out of each other

 

[darvocet21]

This is not a joke. I just found out that Dr. Dre is not a real doctor. I feel betrayed by the medical industrial rap complex

 

[hylite]

IF YOU CAN MANIPULATE TIME AND SPACE WITH SOME KIND OF AN ELEMENT. YOU CAN DO ANYTHING YOU WANT !

 

[darvocet21]

IF YOU CAN MANIPULATE TIME AND SPACE WITH SOME KIND OF AN ELEMENT. YOU CAN DO ANYTHING YOU WANT !

👁 👁

 

[hylite]

IF YOU CAN MANIPULATE TIME AND SPACE WITH SOME KIND OF AN ELEMENT. YOU CAN DO ANYTHING YOU WANT !

👁 👁

WHHHH AAT

 

[darvocet21]

WHHHH AAT

I'm pixlexic

 

[hylite]

I'm pixlexic

we're goin ta get in trouble

 

[hylite]

image a world in which you
youtube twitter and facebook
merge to be known as youtwitface

 

[hylite]

I thought I had discovered a new color . . . . .
It was just a pigment of my imagination . . .

YEAH. THAT'S THE ONE 007
AT WORK
O MOTIVATION
O SKILL
7 SMOKE BREAKS

 

[darvocet21]

image a world in which you
youtube twitter and facebook
merge to be known as youtwitface

Seriously underrated joke!

 

[ions]

That was some bad cheese. And I ate a good amount of it too.

 

[darvocet21]

What did the tweakers say to the alcoholic?

Stop EMBARRASSING us!

 

[ions]

New York paved most roads. But provides a gravel lot to the dmv.