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[AutoTripper]

So, as it typically goes...the "people" tell me it's midweek on planet Earth.

AutoTripper "eh?

(Goes back to business)

 

[FixXxer]

Why can't pirates finish the alphabet. Why.
Because they get lost at C.

Arrr you kidding.

What's a pirate's favourite letter?

ARRRR?

you'd think so.. but they have a great love of the C

 

[MydriHaze]

They can't write their own jokes.... Good to know....

It's the story of America, Russia, China, France, Germany, UK, India, South-Africa, Brazil and Australia. One of each takes a big slice of third world country's ressources, which one wins the more of it?

It's a joke in two steps, between the first and the second part there's WWIII, and i'm not ready to speculate about it....

 

[ions]

The return of the cheese

 

[ions]

I have a bad policy towards feet. I think, Do I not think about my feet enough?

 

[ions]

I just started using the tablecloth as a napkin.

 

[MydriHaze]

I'm sorry, there's another joke besides you?

This is the story of Bobby. Bobby was borned Bobby, so... Here's for Bobby!

 

[ions]

I smell good when I put on deodorant.

cities are becoming islands.

 

[darvocet21]

Why can't pirates finish the alphabet. Wh

Hey @hylite what's another word for pirate treasure?

 

[hylite]

Tapes had side A and side B so it is only logical that their successor would be CD.

 

[hylite]

Theoretical science is rampant.


Some very funny simple jokes.

 

[darvocet21]

All science is theoretical

 

[darvocet21]

MAPS

I suppose when you go out to dinner in a restaurant you eat the menu?

 

[hylite]

what i order at the restaurant:
the menu !!!

 

[darvocet21]

what i order at the restaurant:
the menu !!!

Well you're quite the dish yourself

 

[hylite]

Sounds logical.

 

[hylite]

Roses are red, Taco's are delicious.
I use paper plates,
because I hate doing dishes.

 

[darvocet21]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue

Some poems rhyme,
But this one doesn't

 

[darvocet21]

Roses are red, Taco's are delicious.
I use paper plates,
because I hate doing dishes.

What would you say you have a preference for tacos or hot dogs?

 

[hylite]