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okay so if you ever want to do something funny, hit up an autozone, Orileys auto parts or some type of auto parts store and ask for a 97' toyota tacoma water pump gasket. then let them know that whoever had picked it and rung you up for it had fucked up, and sold you the wrong fucking one and now before you take it back because you have to fucking walk. Just to be fucking safe and make the walk for nothing besides a fucking refund, have them describe what the actual water pump gasket looks like so you can get the fucking right one, so you don't have to walk every fucking where.

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A dwarf with a lisp goes to visit a stud farm.
'I'd like to buy a horth'
He says to the owner of the farm.

'What sort of horse?'
Said the owner.
'A female horth'
The dwarf replies.

So the owner shows him a lovely mare.
'Nithe horth'
The dwarf replies.

So the owner shows him a lovely mare.
'Nithe horth'
Says the dwarf'

'Can I thee her eyeth?'
So the owner picks up the dwarf and holds him to show him the horses eyes.
Nithe eyeth'
Says the dwarf

'Can I thee her teeth?'
Again the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses teeth.

'Very nice teeth . . . can I see her eerth?'
The dwarf says.

By now the owner is getting a little fed up but doesn't want to risk spoiling the sale.
Again he picks up the dwarf to show him the horses ears.
'Nithe eerth'
He says.
'Now can I see her twot?'

With this the owner picks up the dwarf by the scruff of his neck and shoves his head deep in just under the horses tail, right into the lady parts.
He holds him there for a couple of seconds before pulling him out and putting him down.

The dwarf shakes his head and says:
Perhaps I should weefwaze that . . .'
'Can I see her wun awound?'
 
hylite said:
A dwarf with a lisp goes to visit a stud farm.
'I'd like to buy a horth'
He says to the owner of the farm.

'What sort of horse?'
Said the owner.
'A female horth'
The dwarf replies.

So the owner shows him a lovely mare.
'Nithe horth'
The dwarf replies.

So the owner shows him a lovely mare.
'Nithe horth'
Says the dwarf'

'Can I thee her eyeth?'
So the owner picks up the dwarf and holds him to show him the horses eyes.
Nithe eyeth'
Says the dwarf

'Can I thee her teeth?'
Again the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses teeth.

'Very nice teeth . . . can I see her eerth?'
The dwarf says.

By now the owner is getting a little fed up but doesn't want to risk spoiling the sale.
Again he picks up the dwarf to show him the horses ears.
'Nithe eerth'
He says.
'Now can I see her twot?'

With this the owner picks up the dwarf by the scruff of his neck and shoves his head deep in just under the horses tail, right into the lady parts.
He holds him there for a couple of seconds before pulling him out and putting him down.

The dwarf shakes his head and says:
Perhaps I should weefwaze that . . .'
'Can I see her wun awound?'
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My dad would love that joke. He was an avid horse racing fan and ribald joke teller
 
D's said:
okay so if you ever want to do something funny, hit up an autozone, Orileys auto parts or some type of auto parts store and ask for a 97' toyota tacoma water pump gasket. then let them know that whoever had picked it and rung you up for it had fucked up, and sold you the wrong fucking one and now before you take it back because you have to fucking walk. Just to be fucking safe and make the walk for nothing besides a fucking refund, have them describe what the actual water pump gasket looks like so you can get the fucking right one, so you don't have to walk every fucking where.

rzuqb9A.jpeg
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Seems an awful lot of effort
 
Why does Santa have no kids?

Cause he only CUMS once a year and through the roof.
 
hylite said:
When I was young and either my
father or mother had to lift me,
they were always careful to cradle
my head and support my back.

That's right:
I was raised properly.
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That's the most wholesome joke I've ever heard. 💖
 
Why did the blind man fall into the well ?
He couldn't see that well.

The local Shoppe got robbed last night. Someone broke in and stole all of the redbull.
How can they sleep at night !!
 
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