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[darvocet21]

 

[MydriHaze]

You're such a funny person!!

 

[MydriHaze]

WTF?! I make you compliments and shit and you're disappointed, you asshole, you think i'm ironic don't you ?! What do you want from meeee?!!!

 

[ions]

I have a Bill Cosby like love for chocolate.

 

[ions]

Cannabis dog treats called cbDog

 

[Rectify]

What Happens If You Give Rats Ecstasy?

They Won't Stop DANCING!!!

 

[darvocet21]

WTF?! I make you compliments and shit and you're disappointed, you asshole, you think i'm ironic don't you ?! What do you want from meeee?!!!

hit the wrong button

 

[MydriHaze]

I have a Bill Cosby like love for chocolate.

Yes but you're also racist, so that's just ok i guess!

 

[Robi]

I saw a lil girl crying, so I asked her"Where are your parents?" she started crying louder. Man , I love working at the orphanage.

 

[affirmative.pro-action]

Do you know what you call a T Rex that sells pistols


A Small Arms Dealer

 

[Robi]

whats an atheists favorite Christmas movie? Coincidence on 34th street

 

[affirmative.pro-action]

This pick up line might work first say "damn u remind me of all 25 letters in the alphabet".......they looks confused n say "but there are 26 letters in the alphabet" .. then u respond all matter of fact like n say "I know we just met , so I'm not too sure but maybe u can get the D later" haha it's kinda corny but unexpected n a lil clever depends on your delivery that's a pick up mine that'll surely make em smile n if u can do that your almost golden

 

[ions]

Yes but you're also racist, so that's just ok i guess!

I am not

 

[darvocet21]

Funniest joke in the world was
Written by Ernest Scribbler

 

[lilbitcrazy]

There's been a huge rise in the number of dwarfs in the population, experts say its a growth problem.

 

[Robi]

theres a new liquid viagra!! now you to can pour yourself a stiff one

 

[affirmative.pro-action]

 

[ions]

It’s not hard to be a dick.

 

[FixXxer]

How long do you have to stand outside to be considered outstanding?

 

[FuckinAcidMan]

no u


( a clown walks into a bar, the bar is closed, the clown is arrested for trespassing)