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Everyone loves the cartoon dog Scooby but we rarely hear about his brothers Howdooya, YabbaDabba and Nocan.

Where's is cousin Woopty. . . .
 
A Rabbi, Gnostic Bishop, Pastor, Father, Mother, Buddhist Nun, Druid Priest, Taoist Monk, The Pope and an Amazonian Shaman walk into a meditation center.

Wait never happened.

Lamer than sin sry was gonna try to make it funny but very sick and tired brain mutilated gonna share one:

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He has a long, long grey beard, he's wearing tzitzis, the whole package. And he has a frog on his shoulder.

The bartender asks, "Where did you get that?!"

The frog answers, "Brooklyn, there are lots of them there."

Ok let me try again.

Santa's renting a car in Yonkers and it breaks down. He locks all the doors and calls the North Pole as the local police station is decorated in Yiddish custom and long curly sideburn youth have begun to bang on his windows in angst...

Again not satisfied I know they bad and dumb.

I think it's Yonkers that we drove through Hebrew fashion all over the streets?
 
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two brown gerbils sitting in a bar, notice a white one come in and sit down, one brown gerbil ribs the other brown gerbil and says"must be the new guy in town"
 
Mickey Mouse's Hidden Clubhouse in Walt's private villa basement was the target of a failed unreported FBI pedo investigation it was documented he used Disney for grooming and trafficking children into Hollywood's secret society rituals
 
dragonix said:
Mickey Mouse's Hidden Clubhouse in Walt's private villa basement was the target of a failed unreported FBI pedo investigation it was documented he used Disney for grooming and trafficking children into Hollywood's secret society rituals
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dragonix said:
Mickey Mouse's Hidden Clubhouse in Walt's private villa basement was the target of a failed unreported FBI pedo investigation it was documented he used Disney for grooming and trafficking children into Hollywood's secret society rituals
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Skeptical since I know someone who's possibly descended from Walter. But let's say she isn't and some of these allegations about him turned out to be true. That would go a long way to explaining his first character

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How many zomblys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

That's not how they reproduce. Eat brains duh!
 
Thought I was smart saying "Je ne sais pas" just to show I could speak French.
Was just one of those things I would say..
Didn't know what it meant for at least 10 years.

Translation
 
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Is it possible to trust a zombly?

A: sure the slow-moving ones but don't f*** with the ones that moves fast cause they can get u
 
This pick-up line is guaranteed to work 💯:

Boy: have you ever had an anal orgasm?
Girl: uhh...No.

Boy: Do you wanna cross it off your bucket list?
 
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