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Question of the Week Strangest/Riskiest place you've masterbated

oh yeah and in crowds... all the time. Also, 11 times in a row in the middle of a forest in montana. I was in treatment and had we all had to spend three days alone in the woods in a 16 by 16 encampment with no other soul in sight, working on our 4th step - taking a personal moral inventory of ourselves. My friends and I had a contest on who could the most. I won of course. Still haven't gotten my medal yet though.... :)
 
In a phone booth in England. I was on the phone with my ex boyfriend and he made me incredibly horny. I just couldn't hold it in. Viva la short skirts!
 
Usual places, school toilets, public toilets, club toilets, in my outdoor spa (when next door there were at least 6 builders who had a clear view of what i was doing over the fence!) umm cant remember any more atm...
 
I work by myself on Friday's and whack off to the Women's Gallery in Bluelight on Friday's. I lock the door, put up a sign that says "Will return in 15 minutes", and have my fun. It's great.
 
Re: I just love this thread...

Kicksave said:
...so I'm bumping it

I remember when I was a kid how good it felt to climb poles ;) I had no idea what I was doing...
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err.. being a dude, i dont understand how one could get PLEASURE from climbing a pole...

ouch?:p
 
Re: Re: I just love this thread...

wesmdow said:
err.. being a dude, i dont understand how one could get PLEASURE from climbing a pole...

ouch?:p
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You're not thinking about it right. I didn't rub the pole on my crotch. Are you telling me you've never cum from climbing a pole?? Pulling your knees up? Flexing the sex muscles?

Damn...am I the only one? Huh.
 
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Kicksave said:
You're not thinking about it right. I didn't rub the pole on my crotch. Are you telling me you've never cum from climbing a pole?? Pulling your knees up? Flexing the sex muscles?

Damn...am I the only one? Huh.
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explain?

cant say i have any idea what youre talking about..8(
 
after being up for like 3 days on coke i tried to wack off in my bathroom so i could sleep because my apartment was full of chicks sleeping everywhere but I couild not get off so i laid on the couch and tried to sleep, there was a girl i didnt even know on the loveseat sleeping and covered up facing away from me, i got the urge again and slowly, very carefully just kinda stroked my shit, not wanking it just felt good, i kept hearing movement and shit and stopping, not wanting to wake the girl up, even if she would have turned around she would not be able to see the way i was laying, well after an hour or so i turned over on my side and saw the chick looking at me in the reflection on the tv screen even though she was facing the other day, at first i just froze but it turned out to be quite interestying especially considering the fact that she was doing it too with a vibrator(i kept hearing someone mowing the lawn, even though it was 4am) and not only that she had been doing all day earlier, the whole ordeal lasted a good 48 hours with neither of us leaving our respective couches but both of us getting quite a show from the other
 
I actually used to have this matter as a hobby. I would challenge myself in the most difficult situations - and I had to come. The thing is, I can really maintain a pokerface. So I have a list which includes e.g. my classroom during class, on buses and airplanes, at the movies next to old ladies, at the public library next to Albanian students... I actually come easier and way faster if there's someone sitting next to me not knowing what I'm up to.
 
working a ticket booth at a track meet ~ female securety gaurd starting right outside the open door of the booth
 
hey Kicksav I totally know what you're talking about with the Pole Hump....I used to do that all the time when i was about 6 or 7 maybe later, and it would feel so great and it's crazy cause it was sexual in a way, but not really lustful. I remember trying it later when i was about 13 and i ended up cumming my pants! anywho, i'm a male too so those who don't understand the theory needs to try and climb a pole. works magic.
and if you wanna hear fucked up shit, i've masterbated while my mother shared the same hotel bed as me....and no i didn't think about her!!
 
jebba q said:
hey Kicksav I totally know what you're talking about with the Pole Hump....I used to do that all the time when i was about 6 or 7 maybe later, and it would feel so great and it's crazy cause it was sexual in a way, but not really lustful. I remember trying it later when i was about 13 and i ended up cumming my pants!
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See?! I knew I wasn't the only one.

Guys--go climb a pole. You'll totally cream your jeans.
 
school, work, shops, bus, train, party's and working in some chicks yard...all over the shop :\

It would be funny to hear if anyone as been busted bustin one out =D ???
 
in the back seat of a car with my parents in the front seats
ive done it twice, i cant believe what i was thinking
 
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