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Question of the Week Strangest/Riskiest place you've masterbated

Mikey D's bathroom, always at work in the toilet, and while driving my car I was so worked up by this girl that gave me blue balls I had no fucking choice
 
in the back seat of a couple's car that went to my church.
they were both in the car, husband and his wife in the front seat and we were driving on our way to church.

i was like about ...well i was young and i was pressed up against the back of their seats, looking at the guy in his rear view mirror, having a conversation about i have no idea.. masturbating the entire time. HA!!!
 
hypnoticzzz2003 said:
Mikey D's bathroom, always at work in the toilet, and while driving my car I was so worked up by this girl that gave me blue balls I had no fucking choice
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worked up by this girl? where was she driving behind you or infront? or walking the street?
 
i could do it anywhere if i had blue balls. FUUUCK!

but riskiest place was on my boss's desk while he was getting a coffee in the next room. and i got out of there in time before he saw the nice mess on his papers :D
 
in my friend's room while she was gone- only her mom and i were there. the whole time i was prepared for her to just walk in, but she never did!! :p 8) :\
 
This thread makes me giggle...now I feel less guilty about doing it in the work bathrooms a couple of times ;)

Apart from that... several times when sharing bedrooms with other people (i.e. sleep overs etc), at the beach. Before I knew what I was doing - at about 6 or 7 I used to be quite fond of leaning on the monkey bars in the school playground.
 
On the back of a stagecoach double decker bus on the way back from college. Also got a blow job against a huge tombstone in the town graveyard
 
blazR said:
At the graveyard 😇
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Ok, nice, too. Just masturbated in the dirtiest toilet in an homeless shelter. The whole toilet full of yellow cum and it stank after piss. Finally, i did it! Ich rette dich noch örgbörg.
 
Ok another time, I was in the basement of my crisis family. The mother had her birthday party in the ground floor and I, minding my own business, vaped a-ppp all day and came around 15 times to some amateur porn. I went out for cheap wine at the supermarket and a dumb looking guy walked past me in his underwear. Was he masturbating, too?
 
In my wifes en suite was 16 she had no sex until marriage rule im horny as fuck went into her laundry basket stuck her knickers over my face and knocked one out. Used to smoke meth and drive 48 in my truck had so many wanks while driving and not a quick 5 mins shoot load but hours.
 
I busted just once on coke in 10 years after quitting and was as high and as horny as fuck when I got home at 4 AM. My fiance was in bed and would have known instantly what was up if I woke her - I knew there was no way I get into bed and not try to fuck her.

So I walked a block or two to a small cemetry and lay down in the shadows underneath a tree and tried to stroke out a stress reliever. But - coke dick. I was still there as the sun rose and I barely regisisterd that people were starting to go to work and were walking around the streets not 100 m from where I was.

Luckily I got some sense back and headed home. Where I took a viagra and tried unsuccessfuly to fuck my girlfriend anyway.
 
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