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Sick, Twisted & Wrong Jokes - Part II
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onetwothreefour
Bluelight Crew
^^^ it might be when i'm sober-er 
^^^sounds like a plan.
AND
A squad of Australian Infantry were patrolling a highway in
Afghanistan. They came upon a Taliban fighter badly injured and unconscious. Nearby, on the opposite side of the road, was an Australian
Infantryman in a similar but less serious state. The Australian was conscious and alert.
As first aid was given to both men, the injured Australian was
asked what had happened.
The Infantryman reported; "I was heavily armed and moving North along the road, scouting for mines. Coming South was a heavily armed Taliban scout."
"What happened then?" the Medic asked.
"I yelled to him that Osama Bin Laden was a miserable asshole,
and he yelled back: 'John Howard and Peter Costello
are miserable assholes too'.
"We were standing in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when
a truck hit us."
Beech out
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A squad of Australian Infantry were patrolling a highway in
Afghanistan. They came upon a Taliban fighter badly injured and unconscious. Nearby, on the opposite side of the road, was an Australian
Infantryman in a similar but less serious state. The Australian was conscious and alert.
As first aid was given to both men, the injured Australian was
asked what had happened.
The Infantryman reported; "I was heavily armed and moving North along the road, scouting for mines. Coming South was a heavily armed Taliban scout."
"What happened then?" the Medic asked.
"I yelled to him that Osama Bin Laden was a miserable asshole,
and he yelled back: 'John Howard and Peter Costello
are miserable assholes too'.
"We were standing in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when
a truck hit us."
Beech out
Wheres my poll dammit????
Have you sobered up yet onetwothreefour?
I hope neigh i demand that by the time i sober up and the blood returns to my alcohol system that a poll be in place...............please!
Beech out (falled over)
Have you sobered up yet onetwothreefour?
I hope neigh i demand that by the time i sober up and the blood returns to my alcohol system that a poll be in place...............please!
Beech out (falled over)
onetwothreefour
Bluelight Crew
Originally posted by beech
have you sobered up yet onetwothreefour?
have you sobered up yet onetwothreefour?
no, i haven't, actually
but i'm thinking this could be more complex than i first thought - i have to get *all* the names and shit, then make a poll, then merge it...gimme a second. tomorrow: i promise
hold me to it.
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Raving Loony
Bluelighter
Q: How do you make a cat woof?
A: Douse it in petrol and light it with a match.
A: Douse it in petrol and light it with a match.
its not my fault that my friends are a perverse, sick, twisted and utterly wrong group of individuals.
I'd like to blame it all on them but alas they aren't all atributable to them.
I hope I haven't crossed the line with any of em, even I can admit some are rather wrong.
Beech out
I'd like to blame it all on them but alas they aren't all atributable to them.
I hope I haven't crossed the line with any of em, even I can admit some are rather wrong.
Beech out
Raving Loony
Bluelighter
Q: How do you make a dog go meow?
A: Put it throught a band-saw and it will go MEEEOOOW!
Q: How do you make a cat go woof?
A: Douse it with petrol and light it with a match. WOOF!
A: Put it throught a band-saw and it will go MEEEOOOW!
Q: How do you make a cat go woof?
A: Douse it with petrol and light it with a match. WOOF!
Doodle
Bluelighter
Q: What were women invented for?
A: To carry semen from the bedroom to the bathroom.
A: To carry semen from the bedroom to the bathroom.
Strawberry_lovemuffin
Bluelighter
Re: poll
beech: In defense of the drunken (hungover?) mod, I have to say, this would be a really difficult poll to co-ordinate. Starters, how would you list the options for best worst joke? You'd either have to repeat the whole joke in the option (not sure if possible?) or signpost it somehow by writing something like "beech's sally robbins joke, page 4"... and what lazy pleb is going to bother scrolling through pages to read then vote on it?
It's an unfortunate situation, and not one I'd be keen to wrap my miniscule mind around.
Maybe you could have informal nominations.... I nominate:
Q: What's blue and fucks little children?
A: Me in my lucky blue suit
beech: In defense of the drunken (hungover?) mod
, I have to say, this would be a really difficult poll to co-ordinate. Starters, how would you list the options for best worst joke? You'd either have to repeat the whole joke in the option (not sure if possible?) or signpost it somehow by writing something like "beech's sally robbins joke, page 4"... and what lazy pleb is going to bother scrolling through pages to read then vote on it?It's an unfortunate situation, and not one I'd be keen to wrap my miniscule mind around.
Maybe you could have informal nominations.... I nominate:
Q: What's blue and fucks little children?
A: Me in my lucky blue suit
^^Yeah cool point taken. I was lil intoxicated myself when making the suggestion, but i think i was thinking more along the lines of who may be considered the sickest, most twisted person from jokes they have posted. Not specific to one joke or another but yeah just in general.
Anyway I'll keep digging for gold in my big bag of filth and maybe oneday something classy will pop out.
beech out
Anyway I'll keep digging for gold in my big bag of filth and maybe oneday something classy will pop out.
beech out
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