beech
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Ok caught up with some sick sick friends on the weekend and this is a selection of the jokes I was able to remember. Quite tasteful in my opinion.
Q. What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection??
A. A quater pounder with cheese.
Q. Why do you find cotton buds inside pharmacutical medication bottles?
A. To remind black people they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers
Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A. Ask your mother.
Q. How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
A. Give him a tampon and ask him which period it came from.
Q. What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?
A. Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.
Q. What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
A. A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewellery.
Q. What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's ass?
A. A mechanic.
Q. Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?
A. The guy who can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen doughnuts
Q. Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?
A. The one who can eat the last doughnut.
Q. Why do men take showers instead of baths?
A. Pissing in the bath is disgusting.
Beech out
Q. What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection??
A. A quater pounder with cheese.
Q. Why do you find cotton buds inside pharmacutical medication bottles?
A. To remind black people they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers
Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A. Ask your mother.
Q. How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
A. Give him a tampon and ask him which period it came from.
Q. What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?
A. Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.
Q. What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
A. A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewellery.
Q. What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's ass?
A. A mechanic.
Q. Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?
A. The guy who can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen doughnuts
Q. Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?
A. The one who can eat the last doughnut.
Q. Why do men take showers instead of baths?
A. Pissing in the bath is disgusting.
Beech out