LadyAlkaline
Greenlighter
Oh dang
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LadyAlkaline
Greenlighter
That was probably the best 2 minutes of your life ? oh and congratulations, you're probably pregnant!^Probably yours as well.
(J/k)
Juniper Bruhmomentius
Bluelight Crew
I cant say I would have acted more humane even on less drugs. Still Im sorry. You didnt deserve it.
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Hylight
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thats insanity. lol. did you finally get rid of him. ? ?
well at least he tried. ♡
LadyAlkaline
Greenlighter
Nah. We are both fat and comfortable. No need to look like a busted can of biscuits all alone!
*CUNT*
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I don't know why you insist on recording every sexual encounter we have but since you are more keen on posing for your video collection in the mirror to suit the recording instead of just having a fuck, I'll just assume the position for you and read a book as it's so fucking boring doing it doggy style every single time.
Good for the lazy type that I am though.
Good for the lazy type that I am though.
LadyAlkaline
Greenlighter
Don't drop the soap motha fuckaaaaa
Good thing you stretched your asshole out like a German whore, it won't hurt so bad the first time
Good thing you stretched your asshole out like a German whore, it won't hurt so bad the first time
Lucy20
Ex-Bluelighter
I'm done so please fk off and leave me alone you nutcase
Nightrider19
Bluelight Crew
Nightrider19
Bluelight Crew
You know what this isn’t the sort of person I am but since you have been a cunt lately! I know you shouted me for months straight but that $50 you accidentally transferred me - I’m not sending it back to you cunt ??
Juniper Bruhmomentius
Bluelight Crew
Never understood to thank you for introducing absurdism to my life. Now I understand how it is a basic element to life akin to air.
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ChemicallyEnhanced
Bluelighter
Who is this in reply to?
ChemicallyEnhanced
Bluelighter
Sorry I farted during your wedding vows.
Juniper Bruhmomentius
Bluelight Crew
A person. Made me appreciate funny as funny. Thank you.
ChemicallyEnhanced
Bluelighter
Lucy20
Ex-Bluelighter
Thanks for the flowers asshole, the old lady down the hall from dad really appreciated them. I didn't say they came from a cunt.
Juniper Bruhmomentius
Bluelight Crew
Why are you not talking to me at all ?
You said Im kind, but thats you.
I adopt your innate kindness,
You are an angel.
I might be crazy, but Im not lying.
It was mostly thanks to you that I even started
recognising my own worth. I want you to understand
your worth.
You said Im kind, but thats you.
I adopt your innate kindness,
You are an angel.
I might be crazy, but Im not lying.
It was mostly thanks to you that I even started
recognising my own worth. I want you to understand
your worth.
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Jabberwocky
Frumious Bandersnatch
To all my exes - I genuinely hope I didn't cause any of you permanent brain damage.
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