jimbu
Bluelighter
yeah like the time i was walking to my friends house and on the way.... hold on.... what was i talking about again?
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Offical AUS Stoner Tangent Thread Pt 2 - When Cones Attack!
- Thread starter nickthecheese
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new_piller
Bluelighter
yeah...well, um.
i haven't posted in this thread yet,
but i'm a stoner, and the stories have made me laugh.....
when i started reding it yesterday i was straight, but once i finished i was stoned, i couldn't help but duck off for a billy as i was reading, just too get me in the mood!!!
i haven't posted in this thread yet,
but i'm a stoner, and the stories have made me laugh.....
when i started reding it yesterday i was straight, but once i finished i was stoned, i couldn't help but duck off for a billy as i was reading, just too get me in the mood!!!
plazma
Bluelighter
Sweet sweet bootylicious funkalicious bud!
Cypress Hill - Stoned Is The Way Of The Walk
Stoned is the way of the walk...
Stoned is the way of the walk...
Well its the alley cat
Puffin on a hootie rat
Some think I'm a criminal
But yo I ain't all o dat
Hit ya with tha baseball bat when ya wanna ill though
Wanna mess around ya get fucked on tha hill bro
Kickin like a steel toe, real slow, hits from the bong
Make me feel like Cheech an I'm kickin it wit Chong
Just like Cheech & Chong frontin wit ice cream
Cypress Hill is here to give you a nice dream
Speakin like a roller and ya know its rolled tightly
I like a phunky beat so why ya tryin ta fight me
Pigs often cite me
That's not polite G
And any hour of tha day ya know I might be harrassed by a pig real fast
They wanna Rodney King me, always tryin ta crowd my ass
Ain't got no class
I hit tha ass like tha Buddah that's stinky
They wanna swap by they just so rinky dinky
I'm da phreaka, the one that pheaks da phunk
Sen got da philly and he's gonna light da blunt
Sippin at da Kufu make me go coockoo
Somethin like loco then I turn it to this locool
Bringin the beta buck now da phunk's risin
Got tha beta bass and tha nasal highzen
As I kick a drumbeat comin straight from my sinus
Crazy nasal vocals oughta make da honeys loco
Remember sista Maggie?
Breasts were kinda saggy
Used ta sell me Buddah outta fucked up little baggies
Honey'd up a twenny even when I had no money
She said pay me back wit some latin dick sonny
I never went up and I don't think I'm gonna
Just for some Buddah she wanted me ta bone her
Demeaning
Ya think ya know what I'm meaning
I got somethin for da hoes to be schemin
I'm the Buddah-Real take a trip to hooterville
Throw ya out tha door of my big blue Seville
Then light anotha joint
This ain't no exploitation
For we are the ones stonin in tha ways of the mastas
Stoned is the way of the walk...
Stoned is the way of the walk...
Peace yo, you lovely lovely children. Remember that its always 4:20 SOMEWHERE!!!
-plaz out-
Cypress Hill - Stoned Is The Way Of The Walk
Stoned is the way of the walk...
Stoned is the way of the walk...
Well its the alley cat
Puffin on a hootie rat
Some think I'm a criminal
But yo I ain't all o dat
Hit ya with tha baseball bat when ya wanna ill though
Wanna mess around ya get fucked on tha hill bro
Kickin like a steel toe, real slow, hits from the bong
Make me feel like Cheech an I'm kickin it wit Chong
Just like Cheech & Chong frontin wit ice cream
Cypress Hill is here to give you a nice dream
Speakin like a roller and ya know its rolled tightly
I like a phunky beat so why ya tryin ta fight me
Pigs often cite me
That's not polite G
And any hour of tha day ya know I might be harrassed by a pig real fast
They wanna Rodney King me, always tryin ta crowd my ass
Ain't got no class
I hit tha ass like tha Buddah that's stinky
They wanna swap by they just so rinky dinky
I'm da phreaka, the one that pheaks da phunk
Sen got da philly and he's gonna light da blunt
Sippin at da Kufu make me go coockoo
Somethin like loco then I turn it to this locool
Bringin the beta buck now da phunk's risin
Got tha beta bass and tha nasal highzen
As I kick a drumbeat comin straight from my sinus
Crazy nasal vocals oughta make da honeys loco
Remember sista Maggie?
Breasts were kinda saggy
Used ta sell me Buddah outta fucked up little baggies
Honey'd up a twenny even when I had no money
She said pay me back wit some latin dick sonny
I never went up and I don't think I'm gonna
Just for some Buddah she wanted me ta bone her
Demeaning
Ya think ya know what I'm meaning
I got somethin for da hoes to be schemin
I'm the Buddah-Real take a trip to hooterville
Throw ya out tha door of my big blue Seville
Then light anotha joint
This ain't no exploitation
For we are the ones stonin in tha ways of the mastas
Stoned is the way of the walk...
Stoned is the way of the walk...
Peace yo, you lovely lovely children. Remember that its always 4:20 SOMEWHERE!!!
-plaz out-
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plazma
Bluelighter
Eh Niggaaaaaa!
Alice, keep your bork, there's fong!
-plaz out-
Alice, keep your bork, there's fong!
-plaz out-
josh_nexus
Bluelighter
ahhh the cone thread..... I am fairly sure I had something good to add, but topic of the thread has rendered me incapable of remembering what it was.
was having a smoke on the weekend and thought about this thread.
our glass double chamber broke and we needed a replacement and fast but no shops r open at 12 at night so we got to making one..... well we ended up making like 3 and attempting to make a double chamber with bottles
end result, a a few laughs and a few mushed up bottles
our glass double chamber broke and we needed a replacement and fast but no shops r open at 12 at night so we got to making one..... well we ended up making like 3 and attempting to make a double chamber with bottles
end result, a a few laughs and a few mushed up bottles
onetwothreefour
Bluelight Crew
^^^ oh well, you did better than me. my flatmate and i bought and broke our double-chambered bong within an hour of purchase ![:\](https://bluelight.org/xf/BL_Images/Orig_Emoji/wrygrin.gif "wry grin :\")
anyway, just bumping this, 'cos i was wondering if y'all have favourite weed/bong tip websites, or am i becoming just a little too obsessive about it?
anyway, just bumping this, 'cos i was wondering if y'all have favourite weed/bong tip websites, or am i becoming just a little too obsessive about it?
Urbanhog
Bluelighter
Last year I got so wasted on nice gear and somehow I walked into a fish'n'chips shop, ordered a fishburger and few others stuff, and just standed there waiting for my order really while really smashed and I was starting to get bit nervous because the customers were staring at me, but I just brushed away due some stupid stoner's paranoia. Standed there for least 10 minutes while my munchies were getting bad by the minute. Then finally my order arrived and I couldn't understand why the customers were still looking at me... so I walked out and hopped into my car..... FFFUUUCCCCKKKKKKKK!!!!!! 
I just realised that I had a half an oz of prime stinky smelly weed sticking out of my front pocket on my shirt..... and I wasn't in hurry to go back to the shop for a long time 8) NO wonder why the customers were looking at me oddly. The next few days I was so paranoid and jumpy, that I even packed up all my gear and hidden them just in case the customers wrote down my car rego number lol 
Other time... I had few plants worth of stems, and I was a young and stupid, I chucked them into the fireplace, and I didnt even check outside to see if it was windy and the whole street stank of POT smoke and it was 3.15pm in the arvo and all the kids were leaving the school as I used to live a block away from the grounds, it wasn't windy and the smoke just went all over the street and there was heaps of cars on the street of parents waiting for their kids.... I will never forget that day. 8(
I clean my bongs with home brew beer kits cleaner... its too easy and its lazy way if just used a teaspoon in hot water and soak it over night then rinse off with warm water
This is good weed forum for Aussie personal growers, way better than that overrated, shitty and commericalised www.overgrow.com's forums where there's is way too much flam'in wars going on, the website can be found in my profile, where we have "Bitch'in Room" where all flam'in wars are send and the members can let off their anger hehe
Urbanhog
I just realised that I had a half an oz of prime stinky smelly weed sticking out of my front pocket on my shirt..... and I wasn't in hurry to go back to the shop for a long time 8) NO wonder why the customers were looking at me oddly. The next few days I was so paranoid and jumpy, that I even packed up all my gear and hidden them just in case the customers wrote down my car rego number lol Other time... I had few plants worth of stems, and I was a young and stupid, I chucked them into the fireplace, and I didnt even check outside to see if it was windy and the whole street stank of POT smoke and it was 3.15pm in the arvo and all the kids were leaving the school as I used to live a block away from the grounds, it wasn't windy and the smoke just went all over the street and there was heaps of cars on the street of parents waiting for their kids.... I will never forget that day. 8(
I clean my bongs with home brew beer kits cleaner... its too easy and its lazy way if just used a teaspoon in hot water and soak it over night then rinse off with warm water
This is good weed forum for Aussie personal growers, way better than that overrated, shitty and commericalised www.overgrow.com's forums where there's is way too much flam'in wars going on, the website can be found in my profile, where we have "Bitch'in Room" where all flam'in wars are send and the members can let off their anger hehe
Urbanhog
nickthecheese
Bluelighter
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1234: looking for websites? peace out to 420 australia @ www.ozstoners.com
I just remembered I was a member of this website. It's really choice, as Urbanhog will probably tell you
And wholy flaming jesus, i just found the Amsterdam Cannabis Ministry, looks like it's time to swap my religion :D
I opened this thread by telling you all how my old glass bong (bongzilla, may you rest in pieces) was broken by my brother and his friends. Well 6-8 months later, I have a new bong! It's a glass double-chamber with a tar catcher..you can scope a pic of it here...
Mmm smooth, smoke on my fellow stonners!
1234: looking for websites? peace out to 420 australia @ www.ozstoners.com
I just remembered I was a member of this website. It's really choice, as Urbanhog will probably tell you
And wholy flaming jesus, i just found the Amsterdam Cannabis Ministry, looks like it's time to swap my religion :D
I opened this thread by telling you all how my old glass bong (bongzilla, may you rest in pieces) was broken by my brother and his friends. Well 6-8 months later, I have a new bong! It's a glass double-chamber with a tar catcher..you can scope a pic of it here...
Mmm smooth, smoke on my fellow stonners!
plazma
Bluelighter
STOP THAT MAN!
OH MY GOD, STOP THAT MAN! HE STOLE MY CHONG!
Yes, nickthecheese & I own identical twin bongs.
*goes off to check out www.ozstoners.com*
-plaz out-
OH MY GOD, STOP THAT MAN! HE STOLE MY CHONG!
Yes, nickthecheese & I own identical twin bongs.
*goes off to check out www.ozstoners.com*
-plaz out-
I *heart* Snrub
Hey I want that bong! I broke my double chamber and my lil' old ceramic granny bong that looks like a vase is all crusty and harsh.
Time for me to go shopping. I'm too stoned to go on a tangent right now, i just thought it was wrong that this be on page 2 and that I haven't posted yet
Hey I want that bong! I broke my double chamber and my lil' old ceramic granny bong that looks like a vase is all crusty and harsh.
Time for me to go shopping. I'm too stoned to go on a tangent right now, i just thought it was wrong that this be on page 2 and that I haven't posted yet
OK.. here's a tangent.
Does anyone know what it feels like to be poisoned by arsenic? See, we've got this wood and I can't figure out if it's treated pine or just normal pine. (Can ANYONE tell??) I have a fear of burning the treated stuff obviously, so everytime I chuck a piece in I start getting this weird lightheadedness but I can't figure out if its a psychosomatic response or not. The extra variable there is that I'm usually stoned when lighting the fire so I really really can't tell if its actually something or I'm making it up.
SO, this morning I'm NOT stoned.. (i have a job interview later and its taking ALL ALL ALL of my might not to have a cheeky cone this morn) anyway, i just put a suspect piece of wood on the fire, and sure enough - lightheadedness.
Can someone tell me what the fuck treated pine LOOKS like??
Does anyone know what it feels like to be poisoned by arsenic? See, we've got this wood and I can't figure out if it's treated pine or just normal pine. (Can ANYONE tell??) I have a fear of burning the treated stuff obviously, so everytime I chuck a piece in I start getting this weird lightheadedness but I can't figure out if its a psychosomatic response or not. The extra variable there is that I'm usually stoned when lighting the fire so I really really can't tell if its actually something or I'm making it up.
SO, this morning I'm NOT stoned.. (i have a job interview later and its taking ALL ALL ALL of my might not to have a cheeky cone this morn) anyway, i just put a suspect piece of wood on the fire, and sure enough - lightheadedness.
Can someone tell me what the fuck treated pine LOOKS like??
Shoelace
Bluelighter
I know what Its like to loose a bong.Ive lost two.
The first was "Amber" (Named after my fav Aus DJ, Amber Savage)
It was sweet.Glass,blue stem, round at the bottom & a mad thin chamber at the top.I broke it one night while having a smoke with my room mate.I just kicked it over!
That smashing sound was like pins sticking in my ear.Didnt even have it for two months.
The second bong was "Amber II".It was exactly the same as my first only bigger.I recieved it as a Christmas prezzie from CuTiFuL & Melancholic (God bless them)
Anyway,my 20th was just a few weeks ago and man, we all went out and got fucked.Never drank soo much
But the one who seem to drink the most was my room mate.We all ended up goin back to my place to keep the party goin and he went out the back with a few of my mates to smoke cones.He was so fucked he was scarin my other friends away. Moocho, punchepunch, Russ.They all ended up goin inside sayin shit like "I cant handle him man".Which is fair cos when he gets that fucked, it like hes brain damaged.
Someone came up to me later on in the night and said "Tyler (me), your bong just broke!"
I could have cried,I almost did! Why?! I didnt find out who it was till later.Surprise surprise, it was my room mate.He didnt even realise that he did it! He just brushed it and broke it! I told him a few days later when he was STRAIGHT and he has no recollection of doin it. In other words "Im not gonna replace your bong because I dont remember breaking it" In OTHER words "I was too busy embarassing myself and abusing substances to care about your silly little bong!"
IF I get a new bong, I think I might name it something other than Amber.Cant be too careful now. 8(
Im on a break from weed anyway.Meh!
-Peace
The first was "Amber" (Named after my fav Aus DJ, Amber Savage)
It was sweet.Glass,blue stem, round at the bottom & a mad thin chamber at the top.I broke it one night while having a smoke with my room mate.I just kicked it over!
That smashing sound was like pins sticking in my ear.Didnt even have it for two months.The second bong was "Amber II".It was exactly the same as my first only bigger.I recieved it as a Christmas prezzie from CuTiFuL & Melancholic (God bless them)
Anyway,my 20th was just a few weeks ago and man, we all went out and got fucked.Never drank soo much
But the one who seem to drink the most was my room mate.We all ended up goin back to my place to keep the party goin and he went out the back with a few of my mates to smoke cones.He was so fucked he was scarin my other friends away. Moocho, punchepunch, Russ.They all ended up goin inside sayin shit like "I cant handle him man".Which is fair cos when he gets that fucked, it like hes brain damaged.Someone came up to me later on in the night and said "Tyler (me), your bong just broke!"
I could have cried,I almost did! Why?! I didnt find out who it was till later.Surprise surprise, it was my room mate.He didnt even realise that he did it! He just brushed it and broke it! I told him a few days later when he was STRAIGHT and he has no recollection of doin it. In other words "Im not gonna replace your bong because I dont remember breaking it" In OTHER words "I was too busy embarassing myself and abusing substances to care about your silly little bong!"
IF I get a new bong, I think I might name it something other than Amber.Cant be too careful now. 8(
Im on a break from weed anyway.Meh!
-Peace
I had a great fellow stoner moment in the checkout at Woolies yesterday... I was buying a few standard grocery items, not many but long enough to go through the checkout as opposed to the express lane... anyway, as my items were happily being scanned (or rather I was happily watching them be scanned), I looked to my left and on the grocery belt thingo, in front of a beanie-d, trackuit wearing was sitting one lonesome item. A hand mullo-matic.
I looked up at the guy and said "Is that all you're buying?", he replied very quickly with a very definite, very calm "yes" (he had no idea that I had clicked, dumb stoner), then I caught his eye and gave him a very cheeky smile and laffed. He laffed, we connected.
hahaha. I love it when shit like that happens. It makes me feel like I have a private joke on the rest of the straight shooting society.
I looked up at the guy and said "Is that all you're buying?", he replied very quickly with a very definite, very calm "yes" (he had no idea that I had clicked, dumb stoner), then I caught his eye and gave him a very cheeky smile and laffed. He laffed, we connected.
hahaha. I love it when shit like that happens. It makes me feel like I have a private joke on the rest of the straight shooting society.
plazma
Bluelighter
Gizzumbocks!
Bwahaha@Mona you have to love that shit!
With the death of something, comes the birth of something new.
I smashed the front chamber of Smaug yesterday evening, I bought a lovely new chamber which is larger today, and from the ashes of Smaug rises Baby Jesus.
Nangs make Baby Jesus cry.
Oh, and mushrooms & chongs are god.
-plaz out-
Bwahaha@Mona you have to love that shit!
With the death of something, comes the birth of something new.
I smashed the front chamber of Smaug yesterday evening, I bought a lovely new chamber which is larger today, and from the ashes of Smaug rises Baby Jesus.
Nangs make Baby Jesus cry.
Oh, and mushrooms & chongs are god.
-plaz out-
Mean Girl
Bluelight Crew
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Over the last 2 months or so, I have been increasingly finding myself in use of weed. A total overhaul for myself, considering I used to hate the smell and taste with a passion.
I blame nickthecheese and his recently purchased bong called Thor.
I myself have a little anomaly in the way I pull cones (okay, so I sip, but that's not the point). Call it coincidence, but when I'm inside and pulling cones, I choke. Guarenteed. But if we're outside - I'm fine. No choke, no nothing. I even seem to be able to pull for longer than normal (okay, so I have minimal lung capacity). *shrugs* I have no idea why.
Never thought I'd change my tune, but it happened.
me + budley = :D
I blame nickthecheese and his recently purchased bong called Thor.
I myself have a little anomaly in the way I pull cones (okay, so I sip, but that's not the point). Call it coincidence, but when I'm inside and pulling cones, I choke. Guarenteed. But if we're outside - I'm fine. No choke, no nothing. I even seem to be able to pull for longer than normal (okay, so I have minimal lung capacity). *shrugs* I have no idea why.
Never thought I'd change my tune, but it happened.
me + budley = :D