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Offical AUS Stoner Tangent Thread Pt 2 - When Cones Attack!

Well, Im just smoking a big blunt, and I thought it was appropriate to post something...
What; is another question, something that I cant answer right now.
 
My Stoner Moment.
Last night, I was sitting back quitely with my flatmate, smoking a few cones and watching Snatch for the 26th time.
When I feel the need for some Icecreams. My lazy flatmate wouldn't take the bait and go get them, so I had to go.
Now, usually, I am pretty paranoid while I am bent in public places. But, I thought, it is only the servo next door, I'll be right.
I get over there, and a cop car pulls up. But, I think, it will be right.
So, I am looking at the Icecream freezer for a Super Choc Drumstick. I am there for a while, just stareing at it, when I realise the cop is standing next to me, looking at me.
So, I shit, and ask him if he wants anything. He says no, he is looking in the drinks fridge behind me.
So, I get to the conter, and count out, slowly, a heap of change. The guy asks me if I want a bag. And I couldn't think of why I would need a bag.
Oh! I the Icecreams.
I go home very quickly. I now stay away from Cops when I am bent.
 
lol @ Russ
Why is it so hard to stay composed and look inconspicuous in front of authority figures when you're wacked?!!
I mean, as far as they (the auth. figure) are concerned, nothing is out of the ordinary.
eg. Russ is just another dude, innocently purchasing icecream from a service station.
Yet in the mind of the stoner, he has a flashing neon sign above his head that reads "DRUGGO!!!"
*sings* That's par-a-nooiiiaaaa...
Not to worry, Russ. I know the feeling ;)
 
Originally posted by punch e punch:
lol @ Russ
Why is it so hard to stay composed and look inconspicuous in front of authority figures when you're wacked?!!
I mean, as far as they (the auth. figure) are concerned, nothing is out of the ordinary.
eg. Russ is just another dude, innocently purchasing icecream from a service station.
Yet in the mind of the stoner, he has a flashing neon sign above his head that reads "DRUGGO!!!"
*sings* That's par-a-nooiiiaaaa...
Not to worry, Russ. I know the feeling ;)
HA! *burts out laughing*
That is SO true!
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true that.
but for some reason it's just FULLY impossible to have that straight perspective while stoned!
 
from live journal hehe..
has it been that long or have people been LJ'n it down a lot these days....
anyhow I got back from work via a mates(sandy's) where i of all people got stoned... anyhow where I turned on the bath lit candles and then I broke my lava lamp cleaning it DAMN!!!! but I am stoked with the little tape that grany gave me its the perfect athroom stereo!!!
anyhow bath calls
I'll be back... maybee..
and thats where I'm up too..
yay cya
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The other week me and Moocho were sitting around being stoned and Moocho posed a question-
"If you cut up some lettuce, and left some lettuce uncut and still attached, and stored both in the fridge, which do you think would shrivel up and die first?"
Now here's the weird part- I actually had an answer!!
A couple of days before, I had been making a snack, and i cut up some lettuce. However, I didnt use all the lettuce that I cut up that day, so i put some in the fridge.
So, the next day, when i was requiring lettuce to make another snack, I had the choice between the pre-chopped lettuce or the lettuce that was uncut and still attached.
I ended up opting for the pre-chopped lettuce because, surprisingly, it was actually less shrivelled than the uncut lettuce.
So isnt it strange that i was able to answer Moocho's spur-of-the-moment question with such recently-acquired knowledge? Definitely some weird psychic stoner shit goin on there!!
 
Have a Happy New year fellow stoners :)
"you mean were smoking dogshit man?"
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something to think about over that next billy...
The MOBIUS STRIP - continued...
I was thinking about this on NYE.
So a mobius strip only has one side, right? (For those of you that don't know what it is, search for it before reading on.) It's a representation of two dimensions in a 3 dimensional environment.
By the same token, a circle is a representation of 1 dimension in a 2 dimensional environment.
So continuing on, what does a representation of three dimensions look like in a four dimensional environment? There's no reason why we couldn't imagine it because there's no reason we should be confined mentally to three dimensions - not we dont condisider everything in a geometric sense, so we are capable of using other things as planes or measurements.
And if you don't believe that, think of this: The system is backwards compatible. A mobius strip, a three dimensional shape, can be represented in two dimensions using shading to simulate the fourth dimension). Think of a photo for example. A circle can be represented in one dimension using shading (think side on view, simulating depth).
You can easily think in three dimensions. You can easily think in shades. So, there is no reason why you can't think of the next mobius strip in your head. In fact, you've probably already seen it before, but didn't recognise it for what it was.
So what's it look like?
 
Originally posted by Evil Witch:
dude, just wondering, your name has to be punch e punch as in PUNCHING cones, yeah?
Actually, no, that's not the reason behind my nickname. But ur not the first person to think that.
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Originally posted by Snrub:
i thought we already lived in four dimensions, the fourth being time?
Yep, but in terms of shapes it isn't practical to use time as an axis.
For example, instead of thinking of a three dimensional object using the axis of X, Y and Z, try imagining it using the axis of X, Y and Time... and you'll see the problem.
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I just finished reading "He died with a Falafal in his hand", and at the end in the quote in my sig.
Brillant!!!
 
*buuuuuuuuuump* =D:D:D:D:D=D

uh, yeah, i have nothing to add, except that i may now officially post in this thread :)

ah, last night was pretty cool - i kept seeing the computer screen as red/green/blue which was freaking me out quite a bit, i swear i could see each individual colour!
 
FUCK YEAH I LOVE THIS THREAD!

I'd forgotten this damn thread existed until now.

Well, I'm well and truly a member of this thread now, I'm even on the warpath to buying my own decent B-chizzong which will be much appreciated, of course, once I've bought it I'll probably have nightmares about a situation like Nick's. ;)

1234: Man, every time I get decently stonnered, I see this really bizzaro snowflake pattern over everything, its like its embossed and all across my vision, coloured slightly different to the background material. I love the visual aspect of decent chronic.

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-plaz out-
 
well i wasnt stoned, coz i actually dont smoke weed *feels really uncomfortable in this thread:P* but i was on a mushie comedown, and *trying* to have sex, but i kept pissing myself laughing at random moments coz of the inanity of the thoughts going through my head. i kept going off on wierd tangents in my mind about how the way i was kissing was similar to somethign we had learned in a chem class about reversible reactions, how at some points ina reaction, (like the very moment water turns to ice) it is toaly reversible. it doesnt care wich way it goes, wether it goes forward and becomes ice, or falls back to being water.. and i kept relationg that to how i was when i would lift my head to kiss the girl i was with and how i had to fully get up on my arm to kiss her properly, and there was a moment there where i would either fall back onto my bed or put in the effort to get up onto my elbow.. dunno.. but it made me laugh at the time.. guess you had to be there..

=D

yay for inane tangents
 
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