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Offical AUS Stoner Tangent Thread Pt 2 - When Cones Attack!

my pipe was forcibly cleaned last usage before i got to scrape the shitload of resin and refire it :(
 
mona: a similar thing happened to me at work on saturday! a guy came in and bought a medium sized bottle of spring valley juice (looking like the typical "please let me go back to sleep" stoner), and asked if we had the small ones. we didn't, but i commented that i preferred the small ones too, you know, nudge nudge-wink wink. he didn't get it though, and says "um yeah...nah, i mean for bongs" :) so i said, "yeah, i know". think i just confused him in the end :)
 
I'm not a huge fan of bongs cause of bad memories of all my brother's dumb junkie friends stinkin' up the place when I was a kid, but joints and cookies and muffins rock :D

And no really exciting stoner stories to share either cause I'm generally more of a pisshead...

But I tells ya, if you want a good laugh, get a pill/speed freak to get onto the bong when they've never done it before. This girl I used to know had ecstacy, speed, G and K pretty much 2 or 3 times a week, but had never in her life had pot. The first time we tried to teach her how to pull one, she put her whole mouth over it like she was going down on it...and me and my other friend were already stoned so we just got the giggles every time she tried it. And then she got all nervous cause she figured she was doing it all wrong and would just go down on it further. LOL, bong deep throating...anywho, just visiting the thread, carry on =D

--Raz--
 
ah the amount of gatorade and coke bottles we have been thru in the time of bongs
 
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nickthecheese said:
1234: looking for websites? peace out to 420 australia @ www.ozstoners.com

I just remembered I was a member of this website. It's really choice, as Urbanhog will probably tell you ;)

And wholy flaming jesus, i just found the Amsterdam Cannabis Ministry, looks like it's time to swap my religion :D

=D
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Thanks Nick for telling the bluelighters about these two sites, yeah I moderate the Ozstoner's Green Eggs forum, where I specialise cannabis cooking and same with THC ministry Amsterdam where I also moderate the cannabis cooking too ;)

The THC ministry is still in its early days, just recently opened to the public. For those who have no idea about the THC Ministry, here's bit of information from "Rev. Ferre" who is the owner of the site, and a very good friend of mine:

hehe, I think I need to explain something here. many people know me from my internet activities like being a moderator here at ozstoners, or other (stoner) sites that I'm involved with and have my name as admin. Besides my "normal job", wich is running part of a Dutch seedbank (I'm co-owner), I find a lot of joy in the internet and the "cannabis community" that is online, like you guys!
I'm also minister at the THC-Ministry, I use The Herb as sacrament, been doing this as long as I use it and becouse of the times we are living in("war on drugs") I decided to be some more active to spread my religion.
Here's what I have posted on the Ministry's boards, it's the best way for me to say what I mean :

Sadly enough LEO doesn't understand the true meaning of religious freedom in all parts of our friendly planet. That's also one more reason to open Ministry's in all countries. In my view being a Universal religion with Ministy's everywhere will give it's members, really millions on this earth, more legal backup. These also are the first forumboards for THC-Ministry members on the internet and we hope it to be helpfull for our members world wide to be more "in touch" with the THC-Ministry and to "spread the word", something other religions have been succesfull at in the past. Our community members not being so active in that field the past few centuries doesn't make us less "worthfull" or "legal" whatsoever. The thing is that now this stupid "war on our sacrament" is getting to a point the international THC community is in need of places to gather and share, and to get recognised, This "war on drugs", the U.S. president and his alies have declared, in fact is a war on our sacrament and in violation with all international human rights. For me it's a crusade against our religion really.
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see, besides all the medical benefits, the pleasure of being stoned/high, it has spiritual meanings too and it is time those ignorant politicians get to know this and stop criminalising our religion. one way to do this is to open Ministry's all over the world. it's our legal right, protected by art.18 of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights , only for some odd reason, not many people take that right! Well, I want to change that!

Spread the word! (the Pope&co did too ya know)

btw. my real name is (rev)Ferre, as a Dutch citizen I don't really have to use a nickname, just have that "tboat" nick for years now and kinda like it.
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cheers, urbie %)
 
Shoelace said:
The second bong was "Amber II".

IF I get a new bong, I think I might name it something other than Amber.Cant be too careful now.

Im on a break from weed anyway.Meh!
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WORD UP TO AMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am also on a break, and am feeling clear headed. First time in a while.

But, weed is like a long lost friend, you always have to go back and catch up. If only for old times sake.

(and for Southpark)
 
Man I missed this thread. Nice bumping there Josh.

As for stoner tangents.

"Couldn't hit a bull in the bum with a handful of wheat!"

:D
 
Sllip said:
Watching tv the other day and this came up.
When we hear a dog bark it makes a woof noise and we can't understand it.
But what do we sound like to a dog?
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I find this highly amusing as a while back a situation occurred that made me think of this.
I was at my girlfriend of the time house and was watching her Mum talking to the cat.
She was speaking Croation and I remember thinking "how the fuck is the cat going to know what you're saying?"
It then occured to me that the nonsense she was saying to the cat had just as much effect to whatever I may say to it.
It doesn't sound as interesting when written but gave me insight into why my cat stares blankly at my when I talk to it
=D
 
^^^ on a somewhat interesting note, cats (well, unless this is another of those urban myths) might not be able to understand the words you're speaking, but can pick up the tone of your voice (and they obviously also recognise particular people's voices too). for instance, if your cat is named 'mister green-pants', you could quite feasibly call him 'listerine plants' and he would react in just the same way as if you had used his *actual* name. like i said, *somewhat* interesting :)
 
yay for me not smoking anywhere near as much weed as i used too!!
i had a cone the other night and i was so toasted, like back in the good ol' days.
 
well i went from smoking a fair amount everyday to smoking just a few cones randomly, maybe every two weeks or so. before last night i hadn't smoked in about 3 weeks.
it's like i'm 15 again or something, i get all goofy stoned and say and do silly things rather than just feeling slighty different. if you know what i mean?
 
I've been stoned all day ...havent done that in a while =D hehehe

now the real question is should i call this boy i might have a date with on saturday while stoned or wait? hes gonna find out im freaking crazy soon enough anyway :p LOL

and why am i giving such details out like that?

cos im stoned...

be prepared to see this edited when im sober =D hehehe
 
doofqueen said:
I've been stoned all day ...havent done that in a while =D hehehe

now the real question is should i call this boy i might have a date with on saturday while stoned or wait? hes gonna find out im freaking crazy soon enough anyway :p LOL

and why am i giving such details out like that?

cos im stoned...

be prepared to see this edited when im sober =D hehehe
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You can edit yours, but you cant edit mine.

:p
 
^hit that shit ;)

ive never seen this thread before...but i swear it was created with me in mind =D

whats the go with it though? i assume the process is:

*smoke cone*

*post something stupid*

here we go:

*rizzle sizzle*

nice... (yeah thats all i got)
 
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