Offical AUS Stoner Tangent Thread Pt 2 - When Cones Attack!

[doofqueen]

You can edit yours, but you cant edit mine.

fuck you kunt! that was low! i was just coming in to delete that! damn it!!

LOL

 

[diegoblunt]

I just put on one of my favourite cd's so i could smoke a bong to it...and as I was smoking it, the cd starts skipping and shit!! I hate that

 

[astrosmurf]

sometimes i ask myself why i ever moved back in with my parents- grrrr. i just want to smoke some bongs, is that so much to ask????

diego- my computer speakers (well the left one at least) stopped working today so i have no music tonight, i know how you feel

my DJ shadow breezeblock set just downloaded so i have been reduced to listening to it through headphones through one speaker

 

[Killing_time]

I just thought i'd make not of the fact doofqueen said:

fuck you kunt!

Sheesh, she must be stoned.
I swear that's the first time i've heard/seen (which one is it? ) her swear.
Wierd.

 

[astrosmurf]

i like the word cunt

 

[shorza]

Yeah, it was a bit nasty of her.

 

[UnSquare]

She Threw

i like the word cunt

Did you still wanna go for that drink?

 

[diegoblunt]

Pardon my language

i go through phases of insults...but they always seem to involve the word cunt.

poor-cunt, suss-cunt, cunt-burger, cunt-rash etc.

 

[astrosmurf]

umm, i think i want to have a drink but now i'm not sure

one of my favourite lines from a book/movie ever is "i can smell your cunt"

 

[diegoblunt]

im so stoned that my mind is too numbed to go off on a tangent...goodnight peoples

 

[doofqueen]

I just thought i'd make not of the fact doofqueen said:



Sheesh, she must be stoned.
I swear that's the first time i've heard/seen (which one is it? ) her swear.
Wierd.

I swear all the time, especially when i write because it's just like how i talk lol

I really am trying to cut out on my swearing though, i don't like doing it

shroza...pfffttt yeah i'm such a mean bitch hehehe

 

[Riot Grrrl]

Fucking cunt shit mother fucker... i'm gunna have a cone

 

[anfalicious]

/me gets out the soap

this is disgusting

stoopid fuckers :D

 

[shorza]

shroza...pfffttt yeah i'm such a mean bitch hehehe

You're so stoned, you can't even spell my name!

 

[doofqueen]

actually at that point i think i was drunk

 

[UnSquare]

Izzill Fizzill - Smoketime Bizzill

Hash'ish:,-eesh,n.
Top leaves & tender parts of hemp, dried
for smoking or chewing,
In Arabia, Egypt, Turkey ect.
[cf. BHANG] (Arab. hashish dry herb.)

Ok.
This dictonary's full of ideas.

 

[astrosmurf]

tangent: there is a local counciller up here who legally changed his name to prohibition end so that it would appera on the ballot paper as end prohibition. don't know why i just thought of that but i did, he was great, i wonder if he's still around?

 

[diegoblunt]

Phrase: "Pack Up"

Definition: Means smoking weed, specifically:

1. The 'packing' of cannibus into the bong, for yourself or someone else.
2. To go for a chronic smoking session with friends.
3. To be 'shouted'/given free bongs from someone.

Examples:
1. "Can you pack me up a cone dude?"
2. "Let's go home and pack up.
3. "Thank's for packing me up tonight man, I was really hanging for a chop."

 

[diegoblunt]

Phrase: Wake and Bake

1. The best technique and true defintion is waking up and (in bed) immediately smoking the 'pre-packed' bong that is sitting 'ready to smoke' on your bedside table.
2. Can be used to describe any situation where someone smokes weed upto 1 hour after waking up.

 

[ez_555]

tangent: there is a local counciller up here who legally changed his name to prohibition end so that it would appera on the ballot paper as end prohibition. don't know why i just thought of that but i did, he was great, i wonder if he's still around?

heheh...i'm pretty stoned. and that is the trippiest thing i've ever read! or atleast... i'm tripping out over it...