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Offical AUS Stoner Tangent Thread Pt 2 - When Cones Attack!

Sorry to hear about your bong Nick.
But on another note - how the hell do all of you clean your bong?? I dont need to know how to rinse it (der) but how the hell do you get all the cruddy black stuff out of it!!???
My boyfriend and I have owned at least 20 glass/porcelain billys but they all get yukky and gross to smoke out of. So we have resorted to good old powerade bottles!!
The only real thing we have tried is denture tablets, and they do shit all.
So what do you guys do!????
 
It's no probs.. I just remembered seeing that thread in Aus DD.
Way back when I used to smoke and worked at Hungry Jacks we used to nick their clenser and sanitiser and use that. When I was managing I used to order extra in for friends... With the amount of cleanser and sanitiser we went through they must have thought someone in our store had OCD and needed to clean and santitise everything every ten minutes.
 
i think cones are instant but you dont get there full effect right away it creeps up on ya
and if u put hash oil in it, it hits u a bit after that, then u CANT move
if u had a hard on and walked through a airport metal detector than would u be going to bankok or not
 
Originally posted by Fetish Jester:
Thus a very random event must happen for your bong to be destroyed rather than it just being dropped, or snapped. And a very random event can only happen when there is a shitload of stored entropy... So what you are toking from is literally a metaphysical timebomb. The moment the bong is broken, all the stored up entropy is going to wreak havok on your local surroundings... Heavy shit is coming down.
A word of advice, buy a glass bong before its too late.
Man, you cursed me, and I am pissed at you. Heavy shit did go down. And I will now have to take you advice and get a Glass Bong.
Story is as follows.
Got home from the pub the other night. Half cut as usual. Decide a coe would go down a treat.
Pack it and punch it. Just as I was finishing up, I felt something on my lip. A fucking cockroach was in the bong, and crawled in my mouth!!! I dropped the bong and spilled water on my new couch, and ran to the toilet coughing and dry reaching.
It was the filthyist and most disgusting thing ever!!
If I had a glass bong, I would of seen the filthy little critter before hand.
"The stored up entropy is going to wreak havok on your local surroundings"
How true.
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Now that you've shared that, you've inadvertantly saved the lives of any stoner who reads this thread. Your sacrifice has not been in vain. :)
I guess you could feel lucky that only that happened, and you didn't permanently injure yourself.
One time when I was smoking from a plastic bong, I coughed my lungs up and spilled the skankyiest water ever on my friends carpet just as his parents were pulling up into the driveway.
It was after that, I moved to a ceramic bong, and I refused to name it.
 
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Originally posted by Russ:
Pack it and punch it. Just as I was finishing up, I felt something on my lip. A fucking cockroach was in the bong, and crawled in my mouth!!!

man, the EXACT same thing happened to me no more than a week ago.
the funny thing was that i saw the critter moving about in there mid cone, decided against stopping and tried to shake him off so he'd drown in the bong water... this only enraged the beast and he started climbing slowly mouthwards. he must have been pretty stoned by then too.
anyway, calm as a coma i stopped, grabbed the c0ont by his antennae and threw him across the room, then finished off the cone.
it would have been hilarious to watch.
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^^^^^ I like the way Snrub thinks... ;)
(I just can't believe you saw it and still wanted to keep going on the cone, brilliant!!)
[ 11 November 2002: Message edited by: mossy ]
 
I have a feeling stoner thread number two is well on the way to joining its bro in the archives :)
One question, does naming other things begin to bring about their own demise as well? If it does Fuck, un-naming my car and white water kayak!
Hang on, what if i call my kayak the misses, then i know she will never go down on me ;)
 
just wait until the RSPCA get a hold of this cockroach abuse, he was just trying to join in, poor little fella....
 
Hobo.inc: So far this theory can only be attributed to bongs. There are a group of physicists working in Nimbin to see what the effect of naming certain things have on the local entropy.So far their reports have been inconclusive. It's best to err on the side of caution though, and not name anything, including family members.
 
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