• Welcome Guest

    Forum Guidelines Bluelight Rules
    Fun 💃 Threads Overdosed? Click
    D R U G   C U L T U R E

Greatest drug induced quotes....Trippin/rollin/stoned/doped/dusted LOL's go here!

The first time I ever did K, I was in my room on the computer, blasting trance music, when I felt the sudden urge to lay on the floor, with my hands and feet moving to the beats, i opened my eyes and said
"Time is frozen, and I am in infinity!"

That was said over msn to another guy I knew that was into drugs (mainly weed) and he basically shit his pants laughing at me. The entire time he went to my high school, he never let me live that one down...

Shit I wish I could remember the conversations ive had with my girlfriend while we were tripping on shrooms. Boy did we talk some fucked up shit.
 
I'm telling off on my age here.....

Back in the day, me and my roomate and a couple other guys went to grab food after smoking some serious smoke. We were totally fucked up.

I was driving and we were in a three lane street, with lots of stop lights. We get stopped at one light and a cop car pulls up beside us. The light felt reallllly lllllllong, so in my drug adddled mind I thought I should look like I was busy so the cop wouldnt think I was stoned if he looked over.

So I started reading the newspaper that was on my dash.


My guy friend, steve in the back said....

"Bitch, he SUSPECTS us! The fucking paper is upside down!"

How the FUCK we got back home is beyond me.
 
^it wasn't me(my name is steve). sounds like some good weed:D i think the paranoia from pot can be pretty cool sometimes.

it was a bit reckless be assured but extremely fun today when i was standing up out of my mates sunroof after we passed the drug bus today and exclaimed quite loudly that i was peaking hard on ecstasy. i now have faith in some australian ecstasy pills again:)
 
oh man there are some good moments from last night..if only i could remember them all. i was spun on meth, drunk on alcohol, and high on weed half the night. as soon as i walk in the club some girls i know are like "why are you moving in slow motion?" and i just laugh and start walking to my table..then this stripper friend is like "look he's walking in slow motion!" and i just wave and smile haha. later on this stripper is asking me for coke and is sitting on my lap sticking her hand down my pants going for the gold (really beautiful petite girl btw) and is like "i'm not hurting these am i?" me: "no, those are made of steel"...haha now that i think back that was retarted, but we were wasted and nothing else mattered. %)
 
"Lady, invest in another dollar dill. This one has so much meth residue on it you could probably get high if you ate it. In fact, when you dispose of it give it to me and I will."
 
wow crazy day........here's some from today....

after smoking crack and weed while on speed: i'm too high for words to handle :D,*holding crack pipe up to a bright light to inspect it* hmm there's a lot left :D*tsssss* what the fuck? 8o *looks up to find hair on fire, but nothing noticeable happened, luckily*
 
Got a few -

A mate was totally fucked up on morphine, pills and meth. He is in and out of nodding/raging. I had earlier given him some orange juice. He wakes up says
"Where was the juice you sent to me?"
"What?"
"Australia post express .. man"
Then vomited all over himself.
"Can yuo send me the juice again?"

A few yrs ago I bought an 8 ball of coke. Aussies here know how fuckin expensive that shit is.. I was methed out of my mind and wanted to microwave a piece of bread. I had the gram bags in my other hand. I accidently put the COKE on the plate thinking it was the bread and put it in the microwave. I step away and wait for it to cook, then see the piece of bread STILL IN MY HAND. I fucking freaked but I was too late, my microwave was smoking and the coke was fucked. I licked the plate. My mate was pissing himself and I said ;
"It tastes like .. burnt coke and plastic"

I put my meth in a little bowl. I had about 5 grams or so sitting in there, then my fucking mate knocked coca cola into it, flooding the entire table and knocking over the bowl.
He then simply says "Damn, I have to get another bottle of coke"
 
At my friend's house one weekend that his parents were away on vacation and he had a bunch of people over against his parent's instructions. It's 1am and I'm sitting on his back steps in the pitch black when I think I see lights in the driveway... then it goes dark again.

me: "I thought I saw something out there"
my friend, laughing at me: "Haha... you're trippin!"
my friend's father walking from out of the dark and into the light: "He's not trippin!"
 
Hhaha o man this is a good thread.

Last Good Friday, a friend and I both ate a blotter of acid at about 10 am chilling in his dark bed room. We walk outside of his campus apartment and its bright as fuck, color overload, and all I can say is "Glooorious Friday!"

Later that day we're sitting on a curb on campus laughing so hard about all these connections and philosophies we're coming up with and I look at him and he's got tears in his eyes. I say, "dude are you crying?" and he responds dead seriously, with kind of a sad look on his face, "Oh I thought my eyes were bleeding."

There were so many good ones that day. I would say walking around on a university campus with lots of good trails is by far the best environment for a trip on lsd.
 
"If you jump, isn't that like everything in your body twitching, but just together? Like, twitching is when one thing, like your eye or finger freaks out. ..But jumping is like everything twitching at the same time, right?"


wtf?? .......
 
cop: do you know you just ran a red light
me: it was fucking yellow officer
cop: its your lucky day get the fuck out of here
 
after snorting some speedy e while on TONS of acid/k and coke

we didnt have any more pills left, and I wanted more, so I kept asking my frind

"Can we get some more blue shpeed pilltch?" (slurring and drugged out so speed pills came out all funny!)

friend kept saying no, and I'd instantly ask him again....
 
My room mates sister was having a party at our pad a few weeks ago. Earlier in the day I had done some morphine .. then later in the day I took a xanax, Then later in the night I drank a few drinks.. After everyone left and me and a few friends were chilling. I passed out in a chair ..
A really bad lightning storm was passing through.. Everyone was discussing how bad the lightning was .. When out of the blue I wake up out of a dead sleep and announce to everyone... " dont worry about the weather... becuase its just like me... beautiful " and I kept repeating this. What makes this even funnier is that I was cross eyed as fuck.. And my slirr sounded more like a lisp...
I had no memory of this and thought my buddies were full of shit til this girl came back over the next day and she videoed it on her cell... HAHA dont know where that came from... not the metrosexual type of guy who would describe himself as beautiful...
 
Oh man another one I just remembered
my mate was absolutely fucked on smack and meth. He looked really fucked up, so we asked how he was.
He then said "I feel like I've just been born man, I have no idea where I am..what I am doing..Who I am.. I feel sticky like I just came out of a pussy"
All whilst his eyes were rolling back in his head.. fucking classic.. recorded it on a phone too ;)
 
What came before God?

Super God?
Mega God?
Godzilla?

Everybody laughed, but we were all stoned and drunk.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Top