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Greatest drug induced quotes....Trippin/rollin/stoned/doped/dusted LOL's go here!

" now I know why they invented the pillow, its like my head just entered paradise"
"deep fried fetus cubes"


aww a night with my mates on 2cb hahah
 
"Hey...which one of you fudge-niglers stole my coke!"

Me, one of my gay friends, and one of my black friends passing about a plate of coke, with, much to my surprise, the last pass coming to me on an empty plate.

This is an amalgam of a couple of different words, (f*dge p*cker, nikka, and burgler) but apparently this website censors. An ethnic slur is a phrase which speaks disparagingly about a race. These are not racial slurs, they are potentially racist and sexist words. Words are only racist in the context they are used, and i used them in the context of talking to my friends, whom i love, and distinctly outside of the stigma connotated by the use of these words historically in violence. Your stigma, is not my racism. In fact, you perpetuate it by censoring me. Furthermore, you perpetuate racism by promoting distinction between racial slurs and any slur. Noone deserves better treatment because of the color of their skin, just as they deserve no worse. Shame on the moderator who censored me.


do not post ethnic slurs
 
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lol this thread is awesome, here's a few from my experiences.

I (rolling) knocked over my orange juice at my friend's apartment.
Me: Shit dude, I'm sorry.
Friend: Don't worry about it, the carpet will get it.

My friend and I (both rolling and on coke) drive to the drive-thru ATM. I try to take out $2000 at once, but the ATM only allows $400 at a time.
Me: This is stupid it won't let me get two grand.
Friend: Just get me a number 1.
Me: Oh yeah? What do you want to drink?
Friend: Get me a Pepsi, we already have coke.

Another night we were rolling and on K, and I laid down in the living room after comming out of the Jamaican sauna. My buddy on the couch gets up and falls right on top of me.
Me: Dude what the hell?
Friend: I forgot how to walk.
 
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Best Drunken Memory
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I was at a party with a girl friend of mine, and one of her real hot friends came over.
I was drunk, high, and Xanax'd off my ass, and I forgot to whisper when I said this... "Hey.. I really want to f*** your friend over there.", as I pointed.

Rest assured, the entire room heard me.

No, I did not make a great first impression, but it wasn't like I'd have been able to 'function' anyways.



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Best High Memory
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The best memory, hands down, is of me and a now deceased friend getting high for one of the very first times. We were laying on the ground after having a laugh attack for who knows what reason.. (apparently having to crawl up the stairs was hilarious at the time.)

All of a sudden she shockingly looks at me, "Dude, I can't move my legs!" I looked down at my own and tried my hardest to get myself to move them, but apparently I just didn't have the willpower. We looked back to eachother, horrified looks across our faces. This sent us off into another laugh attack, and of course our legs immediately moved.

We then proceeded to feast while watching Grandma's Boy.

RIP, this memory brought a tear to my eye!
 
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haha i just remembered a good one :D

i was stoned out of my skull with a friend who was also stoned out of her mind

we were walking to meet some friends, and idk what prompted me to do this, but i leaned over to her and whispered in her ear "ima kill you" in a very soothing voice.

she then looked at me in horror and we both started laughing uncontrollably :D

good times
 
"Dude, trip nuts, not balls!" - Me on acid.

"Maan, there are people dancing in my water" - Friend on 2C-I at a rave.


"If everything is nothing, then isn't nothing everything?" - Me on acid.
 
omg my friend was living with this chick one time that was getting acid 4 us , well we called her one time 2 c about some hits and she getts all huffy and says somthing like im off duty tonight ,and hung up - well my friend said" well then the locks r off duty",and dead bolted the door. she came back drunk as hell late that night and was bannging on the door -my friend yelled out sry the locks r off duty....long story short we got ur hits that night lol

was tripping with some friends one night and there was this guy that kept hitting on this girl he was so funny everything she said he made into some sort of sexual inuendo like she would say " it feels like the ground is splitting open" dude-" id like to spit u open" and every sigle time she d be like no no just like that no no shit was like that alll night lol

i was rollen hard one time and i yelled out , my ears r vaginas and the music is fucking them......yeaaaa

we were all sitting around smokeing some dank one day and some ppl came in tryen to sell some weed to us as a colective i guess, they were like yew man thats some crazy stuff best iv ever....bla bla anyway this fat ass white dude in the most gayest tone ever was like "yo dawg put that shit away we only smoke dro" u would have to hear it to get it he talked so funny
 
my friend and I had a lot of strange conversations while tripping on acid for the first time...

We loaded the ghetto bottle bong up with fruit punch after discovering

Me: "It has everything that makes fruit.... fruit"
Friend:"What? Citrus?"

Smoked a lot of weed, for some reason when the peak hit my friend took on a really really strange voice that stayed with him for most of the trip.....

It was like 3am and i suggested a walk.... He is full of energy and takes off running... I have to chase him down...

One acid trip during the winter we were walking around and we were standing in a cul de sac and i was staring at a street light and said...

"It feels like were in fucking narnia"
 
discussing whether or not to bring a blunt out on the boat with us. my cousin's rationale:
"that way, even if we don't get a lot of air, we'll still get high."

i'm just gonna leave this one out of context:
"i'm sorry, but there's no way you can do that; you're not even close to capable. I mean, dude, you just pissed yourself. Think about it."

my buddy on salvia. he took one of his shoes of and then started flipping out about someone's shoe being on the ground:
"dude, that's your shoe."
"my shoe?"
"yea, man, your shoe. do you know who you are?"
after a few seconds of intense thought, "just barely"
 
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I feel out of place because I always lurk and never post, but I love this thread so much. And I had a profound trip on 2C-e yesterday in which every word that came out of my friend and I's mouth was just ridiculous. I forgot most of what was said, but

*while peaking*
"The wind...is changing the sky colors..."

me: it feels like this trip is like, profound
friend: [long pause] yeah, something...something, about the Jetsons?
me: uh maybe

friend: "are we in fucking...the chronicles of narnia?" (lol i saw this same quote a few posts up)


It was probably the strangest trip I've ever had. Including intense weird trips on 2c-b, 5-meo-dmt/dipt/mipt, mushrooms etc.
 
-tripping and walking past a bunch of christmas decorations "that tree is tripping out"

-tripping and walking around a parking lot with a wheelchair i was pushing some guy around in it ,he was tripping too, he was like"slow down yo , we just cadilacing" . then later on we put that wheelchair on top of s1 s car as a joke , we look over and some lady is stairen at us so the dude is like "whoe hey, that lady be patrollen her car" i bust out into a rore of lafter , i kept repeting it all night

cid - "what did iiiii dew" sombody said ,iwas thinking the exact same thing

dude was high and asked me if i wanted to "boke a smole" lol

i had been doing acid and tabs a cuple weeks in a row and a crackhead said " man that shit will fry your brain" " you need to chill out" as he picked at his skin and shook all over

looking for beer another friend had stashed in the woods, started getting dark so i called him to get directions and he said "dude i told u , its behind a tree" yea ok thanks for the help jackass the sad part was i think he was sober but i was the high one

the first time i did acid i was in a room with 12 other ppl tripping and i deff felt strang but i was totaly in my own world so s1 tapped me on the sholder and pointed at a poster on the wall , it was moving and changing and i said" wow is that one of those posters u plug in" she was like "no man thats all you" after that everything started to wiggle absoluty that was the part that blew my mind when i relized wow i relly was tripping awsome!!!
 
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My friend out of his mind on DXM: "I'm like a locust, just spacing out. I'm like a beetle, just flying through the cosmos." So bizarre. This guy couldn't even move he was so out of it. These were the first words he had said in a while.
 
me and a friend were whatching the boys offit on E, Saying to each other look how fucked up they are? Thinking that we were completely sober, then i turn to look at him and he was wearing ski goggles lol not a quote but funny as a bitch
 
I dont care wat you posted or if you think its racist or not, you dont go back and re edit a post after your shit got edited. And its very convenient that all of a sudden NOW you mention that you are black and didnt before , becuz anybody with some sense would mention that they are the race the joke is based on, BEFORE saying the supposed joke, so i dont kno wether to believe u or not. Either way, you gettin warned for the fact that your post had content removed and you re edited it to put the content back in, not for wat the content was. There aint no place for that type shit on here anyways, if its a joke it aint very funny.
 
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