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I was in highschool.. almost 10 years ago and I was tripping hard on shrooms.

I was sitting at the table with my friends and I remembering opening a can of Bluebird Fruit Juice and I took a sip.

I began to examine the cold, condensation covered can.

My good friend Jae looks at me and says.. "Hey, T.bo... how's that taste?"

Still examining the can I reply: "I taste cold."

We all laughed so much I thought everyone knew I was tripping. Thanks to that day I can no longer eat a plain Arby's chicken sandwich since thats what was served at school sometimes and I put the shrooms on that to eat.

My second story... also from the highschool days.

Me, Jae and another friend we will call him George.

We had whip-its and good bud. So we thought about emptying 2 chargers into the balloon.. get the buzz... then hit the bong.

I remember taking my 2 charges.. well huffing actually.. then I was out with the wha wha's.

And I remember hearing..

Bwita Bwha, Bwha Bwha.

Over and over.

Bwhita bwha, bwha bwha. And I can hear laughing.

And slowly... as I came to the words changed to, "Hit the bong, T.bo."

So, I did.

Fun times.
 
My friends Michael and Bobby and I smoked some good bud today. They came over high so they were already extremely paranoid. We're deciding where to smoke and Bobby goes

Bobby: DUDE SHUT THE FUCK UP, I think I hear someone walking down the stairs, just shut up, somebody might hear.
Michale: Bobby shut up your a goddamn fucking woman. Stop bitching no one will hear us.


Then they started tapping their foot on the floor and I thought someone was outside the window so I kept checkking.
 
It was my friends 16th birthday we all bought him some high quality white blotter acid. We each took 2 doses of it, they were double dipped btw lol serious. We were both tripping balls, and I said hey do you have some chapstick my lips are dried up. My friend replied "Chapstick, why does anyone really need chapstick? you dont need it"
 
first time i tried ket......while rolling ballzzz.

friend- "so how do you feel?"

myself- "like a kitty cat on its back trying to walk around"

=D good times =D
 
10C said:
My friends Michael and Bobby and I smoked some good bud today. They came over high so they were already extremely paranoid. We're deciding where to smoke and Bobby goes

Bobby: DUDE SHUT THE FUCK UP, I think I hear someone walking down the stairs, just shut up, somebody might hear.
Michale: Bobby shut up your a goddamn fucking woman. Stop bitching no one will hear us.


Then they started tapping their foot on the floor and I thought someone was outside the window so I kept checkking.
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you sure you werent smoking some good crack? lol..... weed shouldnt make you that paranoid. keep puffing my friend!!
 
on dxm real loud i screamed in someones face "you think your the shit?!?!? im the shit!!!" we were at applebees it was extremely awkward ahahaha. Hammered at a music fest i was tryin to find a bathroom to shit and this big black security guy was bitching at me i was like " I GOTTA TAKE A DOOKIE, NIGGA" he fuckin cracked up it was great lol
 
scenario. 5am walking around a nature center, rollin; smokin weed in the motion.

me: "im burnin" *takes off shirt*
friend: "dude im hot and im cold, im hot and im cold, im like a fuckin broken water heater"
lolololllollololololololllololololololol

then in accopella started singing
"rollin....
rollin....
rollin on some thizzles"

you know like rollin on the river. and i hate the word thiz but it just fits in the best. beat that
 
A girlfriend of mine is a consistent source of material like this. My two favorites at this time:

"I don't remember anything I've ever said."

and

"It feels like I'm constantly cumming."
 
haha the other night me and my friend were playin Left 4 Dead on my 360,i had just smoked some bud like 20 minutes before.he kills me and i said"HOLY SHIT MAN..." hes like "what?" then im like "YOURE FUCKIN BEAST!" to which he replied "Thank you,i like to think i am" lol i said that pretty much everytime he killed me,sometimes sayin "shit man youre fuckin alpha" instead haha :P
 
"does any one else feel like they got hit by and electric train?"
my cousin said this right after we got done smoking a blunt while on alot of dxm
 
MDPV

"the sunrise...but I came over at 3 in the afternoon, and its only felt like an hour"

methamphetamine.

"no you give me YOUR wallet" lol...15yo punk has not learned hardened tweekers make poor un-armed robbery choices.

cocaine. as presented by the POS terminal for debit transactions "transaction declined"
 
Everyone soaring on acid and/or molly, drunk and stoned on the beach this weekend:

Nikki (to me): "Hey you...WITH THE FACE!!!"

Me and one other guy were the last ones standing at sunrise, still afterglowing from the cid staring at the sunrise over the ocean:

Me: "So.... what happens now?"
Him: ".....we wait for someone else to get up, and then we get more beer. Hey who's shoes in the fire?"

I get up and go piss behind the jeep... I've heard songs shorter than this piss. I come back and dude's laughing hysterically: "I think I just lost my mind."
 
Psychlone Jack said:
Everyone soaring on acid and/or molly, drunk and stoned on the beach this weekend:

Nikki (to me): "Hey you...WITH THE FACE!!!"

Me and one other guy were the last ones standing at sunrise, still afterglowing from the cid staring at the sunrise over the ocean:

Me: "So.... what happens now?"
Him: ".....we wait for someone else to get up, and then we get more beer. Hey who's shoes in the fire?"

I get up and go piss behind the jeep... I've heard songs shorter than this piss. I come back and dude's laughing hysterically: "I think I just lost my mind."
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i lol'd at that

Glad to see you back, Jack :)
 
Good to see you too bro. :)

And we never figured out who's shoes they were either btw. Coulda been one of many ppl who stopped by that night. We had one guy stumble through the campsite and ask us where the refrigerator was.
 
about 1/16 of high grade medical starting to kick in for me and this is what was produced (in text message to my friend)

Me: "im half naked"
E: "up or down?"
Me: "i dont remember"
 
Thizzerfershizzer said:
about 1/16 of high grade medical starting to kick in for me and this is what was produced (in text message to my friend)

Me: "im half naked"
E: "up or down?"
Me: "i dont remember"
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You smoked more than one and a half grams of medical and it was just only starting to kick in?

Shiiiiiiiiiiiit.
 
phenobarbital, me to someone

"no, I dont wanna fucking go get fucking food, I just wanna fucking lay right here and sleep."

right here was the floor of a hallway lol in a defense building.
 
socalrollin said:
you sure you werent smoking some good crack? lol..... weed shouldnt make you that paranoid. keep puffing my friend!!
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Haha, I'm positive it was not crack. I do not know why they were that paranoid, but I never smoked with them before so I guess they are always acting like that when high.

They kept tapping their foot on my bed purposely after I gave them the Xanax because they thought it would be 'funny'. I kept opening the door and checking the windows.
 
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